Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.

--Tony Stark, Iron Man

While they randomly went through the worlds, searching for one that needed help of some sort, Sora worked on a system he had started to put together. With Jiminy's help, he was making an electronic file on all of the heartless, nobodys, and the few unbirths he knew by name.

"What happened to slamming on the keys randomly?" Riku asked. "Then getting sucked into Ansem's computer?"

"That ended with two weeks of computer class on the islands," Sora responded. "Mrs. Brine is a pretty good teacher." He typed in a bit of information on Demyx. He carefully picked up Jiminy's Journal and examined the information the cricket had on IX. "A poor fighter? Jiminy, what were you doing when I fought Demyx?" Sora returned the journal to him, and yawned. "Be right back, I'm gonna take a shower." He jumped out of the chair and headed out.

Just a few minutes afterwards, Aqua came in. She saw a picture of Xaldin on the screen. "Wow, that guy looks weird. Is it just me, or do his sideburns make him look like a gorilla(1)?" She hit a few keys, and got to the unbirth section. With nothing better to do, she made a few entries, and saved it. She went back to the Organization XIII section, and looked at the entry for number I. The Superior, Xemnas. There was a tinge of sadness in her eyes as she looked at the information.

Aqua headed back to her room, with the intention of reading for the rest of the day. When she walked by Terra's room, the door opened slightly. After making sure that nobody was around, she looked inside, and gasped. Inside, Terra stood in front of a mirror, and he wore a black cloak, identical to those of the Organization. From the neck down, he was identical to Xemnas.

Terra turned around and saw Aqua. "Let's face it, this isn't the worse thing you've caught me doing," he said, which was true. "Though it's probably pretty high up." Aqua nodded.

"Wassup?" Ven said walking by. His eyes widened at Terra's cloak. "Whoa. Black is not your color."

They couldn't help it. They laughed at Ven's comment, which was exactly what the blond was going for. "Seriously, why are you wearing an Organization cloak?"

Terra shrugged. "Beats me. I saw it in the closet, and thought I might try it on to see if it fit. It did." He reached up, and pulled the hood over his head. "This is me." A gust of wind came from Ven's hand. It knocked the hood down completely.

"That's Xemnas, a nobody," Ven said. "You're Terra, a keyblade warrior."

"And an apprentice of Master Rider," Aqua added, "not of Ansem the Wise." In the blink of an eye, she slipped around him, and pulled the cloak off. "Now, how about we get rid of this thing? Maybe burn it in an incinerator?" A slightly pyromaniac glint entered her eye.

"Did somebody say incinerator?" Jessie ran in. "I wanna burn something! What are you gonna burn?" Aqua held out the black cloak. Jessie grabbed it, gestured for them to follow, then ran off, cackling.

It turned out that the gummi ship did indeed have an incinerator, down in the depths of it, in the form of a Firaga/G. Jessie placed the cloak into a cardboard box. "Would you like to say any last words to this cloak?" Without waiting for an answer, he opened up the hatch, and dumped in the cloak. Fire flared up.

"You know," Aqua said, "the Vikings didn't bury their dead. They sent them out to sea, in burning ships(2)." She made a tune that was probably supposed to sound like a Viking burial song.

"That's sounds like the Star Wars theme," Ven said. "Which reminds me . . ." From his pocket, Ven grabbed a flashlight, flicked it on, and faced Terra. "You shall not defeat me, Lord Brazen! I shall defeat you, and I will recover the ruby slippers!"

Terra flipped his own flashlight from his belt, caught it, and flipped it on, producing a red beam of light. "Foolish Jedi, you will fail in this endeavor, and you will pay with your life!" They made lightsaber noises as they crossed the flashlight beams, and they "fought" all over the gummi ship.

"I have such lame friends," Aqua said, but she still laughed all the same. She grabbed her own flashlight, and flipped it on. She ran after them, ready to kick their behinds.

Jessie watched all three of them go. "Geez, those guys beat Xehanort? They make Oni, Oro and me look normal!" He grabbed a boot that had been laying near the incinerator and dropped it in. "That was awesome," he said upon seeing the leather and rubber burn up.

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The flashlight shined in his eyes were not very comfortable. Riku grabbed the flashlight out of Ven's hands. "That's really something I'd expect from Sora." He tossed the flashlight behind him. Ven jumped after it, and grabbed it from the ground. But Ven immediately forgot about any kind of lightsaber fight the second he saw Sora.

His hair hung down flat, over his eyes. "Somebody replaced my shampoo with anti-spike soap," he muttered. He pushed his hair up from his eyes.

"It's Sam the Sheepdog!" Oro exclaimed(3).

From the floor, Xion gasped. "Can't, breath, so, funny!" She went into a fresh burst of hysterics. Sora sighed.

"Ven, you got any hair gel?"

"Nope," Ven said simply. "My hair is naturally spiky."

Sora groaned. He summoned his keyblade. "Who messed with my hair!"

Aqua and Ven both pointed at Terra. Said teenager looked around, an expression on his face that said "Who, me?" He snorted. "What can I say? I couldn't resist."

"Hold on," Xion said, managing to get her laughter under control. "So, hold on. Was that you that messed with Xaldin's hair?"

"Superglue," Terra said simply. "Again, I couldn't resist."

Sora cut in. "Right. You'd better hope that this stuff wears off quickly." He went over to the control panel and brought up a screen. "Get ready everybody, because we're about to reach the Olympus Coliseum."


Author's Note

(1) I got this idea from another site. Somebody wrote about Xion's first day in the Organization. She walked up to Xigbar, and asked him "Hey Xigbar, why do you wear that eyepatch?" and Xiggy said "Well little dudette, it all started when I told Xaldin his sideburns made him look like a gorilla." I loved it, but actually, Braig lost sight in his eye from a sickness. At least in my story.

(2) This little tidbit is brought to you by Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.

(3) If you've never seen Sam the Sheepdog, he was a cartoon character, a sheepdog, that would push up his hair so he could look out at the flock of sheep he was protecting.

Terra's a very bad boy. And I love him for that. I LUV HIM! *foams at the mouth*

I am a Kingdom Hearts fangirl, and proud of it! I'm also slightly a fangirl of Star Wars, but not as much as Kingdom Hearts. But I'm not actually rabid. Don't worry, I don't bit anyways. Much.