UGH. Internet was so lousy today. It kept saying 'PLEASE RELOAD'. But it's okay now.
AND THIS IS THE LONGEST RUNNING WARRIORS WIN A DATE WITH! WOOO!
"Welcome to Win A Date With Cinderpelt 2! Today's contestants are Stoneteller, Stoneteller, and Jake, and the winner will take Cinderpelt to Milkfur's Dairy Sweets!"
"Erm, which Stonetellers?" Cinderpelt asked.
"The younger one and the super old one," Mistystar explained.
"Oh. I'm just calling you guys Stoneteller and Crag, 'kay? First question: Who is your best friend in the entire world?"
"Tallstar. Isn't that obvious?" Jake asked.
"The books didn't go into enough detail for me, so I can't answer that question," Stoneteller rasped.
"Um, I don't really care, as long as they don't want to, you know, murder me or something," Crag shrugged.
"Jake gets a point. Next question: Is being factionless better or worse than being dead?"
"Huh?" Crag asked.
"What are you talking about?" Jake asked.
"The books didn't go into enough detail for me, so I can't answer that question," Stoneteller meowed again.
"...Right. Give Crag and Jake a point each."
"Jake has two points and Crag has one."
"Last question: Wait... I didn't write this one."
"Oh no," Brownleaf fretted. "This isn't one of our secrets again, is it?"
"No, I think Mistystar," she eyed the scorekeeper, "wrote this one."
"What?" She scoffed.
"It invades personal privacy! But then again, this show is extremely weird. Fine. I'll say it."
Mistystar smiled.
"Last question: What do you read while on the can?"
"Nothing. But I concentrate," Jake meowed.
"Eeeew!" The crowd stuck out their tongues in disgust.
"Nothing," Crag repeated Jake.
"The books didn't go into enough detail for me, so I can't answer that question," Stoneteller meowed. A shocky noise came from him.
"What?" Cinderpelt wondered. She went to him and he exploded into electrical bits and pieces. "That was... extremely weird. No one gets a point, and Jake won."
Well this one kinda short, but that's okay... right?
Now we need to leave Jake to concentrate. He's been in there for hours.
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