More teenager randomness


Kay Hawkeye posted a new status: It's so boring…

Riza Hawkeye: Did you already do your math homework, Miss Kay?

Kay Hawkeye: I am not desperate enough for something that drastic yet, Riza.

Roy Mustang: Why the hell are you up at seven o'clock on a Sunday morning without any duties to attend, Kay-Kay? Are you insane or something?

Kay Hawkeye: I thought that Uncle B. would give us our lesson this morning, so I got up early. Now I have to realise that he is already gone and that I have nothing to do – no, Rize, math homework doesn't count in this argument. I am just too lazy to do them.

Lynn Hamilton: Which of you idiots walked around in the living room for the past half hour and woke me from my very pleasant dream?

Martin the Force: Was I in your dream, my beloved little butterfly?

Riza Hawkeye: Please, people, get your act together. There are some things I never wanted to know about my friends – and that's a part of it.

Rena Hawkeye: Oh, I just woke up from my latest dream and now I see that everyone else is on too. It's always great to see that Kay is such a dedicated and wonderful student…

Charles Mayer: Um … Kay … since you are already awake … do you want to go out today?

Lynn Hamilton: That sounds like it is a good idea since I need to learn for the Cretan test next Monday and even though I never failed one before, I fear that I might fail it this time around.

Roy Mustang: Oh yes – it's very probably … especially since you always get your 105/100 in Cretan, Lynn. I really understand that you need to learn more.

Lynn Hamilton: Why do I always feel like you don't take me seriously enough?

Kay Hawkeye: It is hard to take someone seriously who worries about his Cretan grades while she is one of the best in her class. Honestly, Lynn-Lynn … I don't see you failing there!

Maes Hughes: Yo there, people on the internet! Hey, Kay … care to tell me what we had to do in your favourite subject of all times? I kinda lost my notes and I am sure that you know it…

Kay Hawkeye: Stay away with math from me! Bad, Maes, bad! I need to rinse out my eyes now!

Maes Hughes: *confused*

Riza Hawkeye: She is on a new I-hate-mathematic-more-than-anything-else-trip at the moment.

Maes Hughes: *not confused any longer*


FutureMrsLlewellyn1 wrote a message to SonOfTheAwesomeness1!

I am bored, honey. I just checked out the latest videos you posted (awesome as ever) and now I have absolutely nothing to do! C'mon and entertain me!


MissPaulaMiller1 wrote a message to LieutenantGeneralLlewellyn1 and PhilipArmstrong1!

Dear Miss Llewellyn, dear Mister Armstrong!
I regret to have to inform you that your children, Bendix Llewellyn and Olivier Armstrong, got detention for blowing up the chemistry laboratory. They already apologised and will clean it up personally. We have still to inform you in order to prevent a lawsuit.

I wish you a wonderful weekend,
Miss Miller


Jade Mustang posted a new status: This is boring, people. Honestly … Why the hell am I here? I hate the dance … so why should I feel the urge to organise it? I feel like dying from boredom…

Olivier Armstrong, Phil Mustang and Bendix Llewellyn like this!

Olivier Armstrong: I don't really know you … but you are the black-haired girl in the corner who stares frustrated at her cell phone, right? And yes, this whole story is boring!

Bendix Llewellyn: I agree. Honestly – who cares for New Optain? I wouldn't care if someone would blow it up … at the moment I would even welcome it because that would mean that I could work on my new song instead of hanging around at the ball…

Jade Mustang: Olivier Armstrong – yeah, that's me. Who are you? Bendix Llewellyn – I agree with you. Maybe we should erase it. It would free us from attending the ball…

Olivier Armstrong: First row, eight place from the right … the beautiful blond-haired girl next to the hottest guy in the room … that would be me… ;)

Jade Mustang: Ah yes, now I can see you. Is the guy your boyfriend? If so … you are one lucky girl … the guy is really attractive…

Phil Mustang: What about me? Am I not attractive, Jade-darling?

Jade Mustang: You are my brother. I would start questioning myself if I would find you attractive … and honestly, looks aren't everything!

Bendix Llewellyn: I know that you think that I am hot, Liv … but am I really 'the hottest guy in the room' like you just put it ever so eloquently? You are the prettiest and scariest girl in the room, that's for sure … but do you really think that I…

Olivier Armstrong: Stop fishing for compliments, alright? You should consider looking into a mirror sometimes, Benny, because you are really hot…

Kay Hawkeye: Hey there,Roy's cousin! You are organising the Save-New-Optain-dance?

Jade Mustang: Don't take pleasure in our pain, Hamilton. We are positively suffering here!

Kay Hawkeye: I feel with you, guys. Honestly, I hate stuff like that too but lucky me – I live in a little town where dances are rare … and when I attend, I usually attend because I have nothing better to do. You all have to attend even though you have better things to do… *insert evil laugh here*

Roy Mustang: You really love to torture other people, don't you, Kay?

Kay Hawkeye: Just a little bit … I love to point out how much luckier I am since I escaped my duties in Central forever! In my eyes, that's equal to eternal freedom!

Olivier Armstrong: Exactly! Honestly … I want to get away!

Bendix Llewellyn: My new song is about the need to break free … I'll play it for you later.

Riza Hawkeye: Cute!

Roy Mustang: what she said!


Rebecca Catalina posted a new status: Jean … do you have a clue about the school dance?

Jean Havoc: I take it that you need a date, yes?

Rebecca Catalina: Yup…

Jean Havoc: I don't have a date either … so … let's go together then…

Rebecca Catalina: Great. I will wear my new dress

Jean Havoc: Aren't you a superficial little girl?

Rebecca Catalina: Pay more attention to your words, Jean. I am your date.

Jean Havoc: And I am really happy about that – because, well, you know how to dance.

Rebecca Catalina: Aren't you a cute boy, Jean?

Jean Havoc: I know, Becky, believe me.


TheMasterOfTheMatchmaking89 sent a message to TheForceOfFearAndCourage91, TheSoundlessVoice1, I'mRichSoWhat1889, LikeAGoddess90, AwesomeOrange91 and TheBossOfTheStorm92

Alright, friends, we watched it long enough. Roy and Riza are never going to confess at this rate. They need our help. We need to … um … push them into the right direction! Who is in?


TheForceOfFearAndCourage91 sent a reply to TheMasterOfTheMatchmaking89!

I am bored as hell, so you can count me in. I hope that it won't get me killed.


LikeAGoddess90 sent a reply to TheMasterOfTheMatchmaking89!

Math doesn't keep me busy – so count me in too. I will do everything as long as it doesn't consist of running around in the rain. My doctor would kill me if I did something like that.


AwesomeOrange91 sent a reply to TheMasterOfTheMatchmaking89!

As long as this plan contains the ultimate embarrassment for Roy, I am so in. Really, I want him to go down! *Insert evil laugh here*


TheMasterOfTheMatchmaking89 sent a reply to AwesomeOrange91!

At the moment we need him alive, so you need to hold back a little bit but should he ever mess up, he is yours and you can kill him if you want to.


TheBossOfTheStorm92 sent a reply the TheMasterOfTheMatchmaking89!

I can tell you that this would be ugly. I hope you like your friends separated into tiny little pieces!


Alright ... who can tell me who is who?

Nicknames:

AwesomeOrange91
FlamingHorse90
TheBossOfTheStorm92
LikeAGoddess90
1stHealth'sAngel
TheMasterOfTheMatchmaking89
TheForceOfFearAndCourage91
I'mRichSoWhat1889
TheSoundlessVoice1
FutureMrsLlewellyn1
SonOfTheAwesomeness1


And I am a little bit depressed at the moment. Chances are high that I will never be able to make sport again.