Cuckoo For Cocopuffs
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"Are you going to give us the sword?" asked Zaru.
"Only if I can get a kiss from tall, shaggy and yummy or from burly, whirly over there." he said pointing at first Sam then Dean.
"Oh hell no." said the boys in unison.
"No kiss, no sword." said Damien, folding his arms and looking away.
"I could not find the sword in the village." said Cas as he popped into the cave, he'd gone to scout out the village whilst the others had gone looking for Sam.
"Weeelll helllooooo handsome." said Damien, staring at Cas like a kid in a toy store trying to pick out his favorite toy.
"hello, my name isn't handsome, it's Castiel." said Cas, completely clueless to the look he was geting from the dragon.
"Oh no you don't." said Zaru taking a step closer to Cas, glaring at Damien.
"I want a kiss from any one of these three lovelies, then you get your sword." said Damien.
"Ok, fine, I guess one of us is gonna have to take one for the team." said Dean. "Sam, you do it." he said taking a step away from the dragon.
"Wait, what? why do I have to do it?" asked Sam.
"Because I say so and I'm the oldest." said Dean.
"let Cas do it." said Sam.
"I do not wish to kiss the dragon." said Cas moving closer to Zaru who wrapped a possessive arm around his waist.
"Ok, fine, rock, paper scissors." said Dean
"Fine." said Sam as he held out his fist near Dean's. They both looked at Cas expectantly and he stared back at them with his head tilted sideways, looking for all the world like a lost puppy.
"I'll play for him." said Zaru holding out a fist.
"1,2,3." counted Dean, promptly making a scissors on 3 as both Sam and Zaru made rocks.
"Best 2 out of 3?" asked Dean, thorougly dismayed.
"Nope, that wasn't the deal, now pucker up and lay one on him so we can get out of here." said Sam pointing at Damien who was grinning widely as he winked at Dean and held out his arms. Dean swallowed hard and took a deep breath as he swiped a hand over his face. Wendy rubbed his arm as he mentally prepared himself.
"This sword thing better work." grumbled Dean as he walked over to the dragon. Wendy bit her bottom lip trying to stifle a laugh at the look on Dean's face. Damien was practically bouncing on the balls of his feet as he closed his eyes and pouted leaning towards Dean. Dean leaned forward and made to kiss the dragon on the cheek quickly but Damien turned his head at the last moment and grabbed the sides of Dean's head laying a long, wet kiss on him.
"Hey, hey, hey, that's enough." said Wendy as she smacked the Dragon's hands off Dean's head and pulled Dean backwards.
"mmmm, yummy." moaned the dragon as it stood in the same position it's lips sticking out and it's eyes still closed. Dean wiped his mouth on the back of his hand and twisted his face in disgust as Wendy tried hard not to laugh. She couldn't blame Damien for stretching the kiss, she was well aware of how addictive Dean's lips were, but that didn't mean she was happy with the situation.
" I feel so violated." groaned Dean as he wiped his mouth vigorously. Sam doubled over as he tried unsuccessfully to stop laughing at the sight of his brother sucking face with a large, green, scaly dragon. His laughs turned to muffled yells as he found himself face to face with the dragon who laid a wet, sloppy kiss on his lips.
"Hey, you said you only wanted one." said Ari in protest as Sam wiped his mouth with his shirt sleeve.
"That was before I knew they were so yummy." said Damien as he smiled lazily. He turned his gaze on Cas but Zaru put her hand over Cas' mouth and stared the dragon down, wordlessly challenging him to test her. Cas looked confused and looked at Zaru with questioning eyes.
"Just a little taste?" begged Damien. Zaru snapped her fingers and a large orange door fell in front of her and Cas. She opened the door and stuck her head out.
"No chance in hell." she said before slamming the door shut.
"You know I could just walk around the door right?" asked Damien, raising a scaley eyebrow at the large door.
"It's the symbolism behind the door ok, would you just give us the sword, you've gotten your smoochies already." said Zaru from behind the door.
"Oh alright." said Damien as he clapped his hands together and the sword appeared. "Now where do we take this badboy?" he asked as he held the sword over his head so they could see the blade."
"We" said Dean motioning to himself and the rest. "Are taking it back to our time, whilst you remain here."
"No can do hot stuff, I'm coming with you whether you like it or not because I have sworn myself to protect this blade and you can't really stop me from following you." said Damien licking his lips as he gazed at Dean before giving him a wink. Dean twisted his face in disgust as he took a step backwards.
"Bobby is not going to like this." said Sam.
"Oooh, is this Bobby a hottie like you three?" asked Damien.
"Should we try to slay him?" asked Ari quietly.
"Why ever would you want to slay me, I'm on your side angel cakes, I know what you're going to use the sword for and my best wishes are with you." said Damien.
"Aside from being a little cuckoo for these cocopuffs, he doesn't seem that dangerous." said Wendy as she tilted her head and looked at the dragon. "I don't feel any malice or ill-intent coming from him, just very, very inappropriate urges. Dude, that's just wrong, now put their clothes back on." said Wendy as she caught a glimpse of the compromising positions the dragon was imagining Dean, Sam and Cas in.
"Sorry." said Damien, grinning at her in a way that said he really wasn't.
"What was he. .. you know what, I don't even want to know." said Dean shaking his head.
"I guess we're all going then." said Ari with a small sigh as she looked at Sam who hadn't stopped wiping his mouth yet.
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"What the hell!" yelled Bobby as a large, green, scaly but humanoid shape fell in his lap and his living room was suddenly filled with people.
"Well hello there." said Damien as he gently ran a talon down Bobby's chest. "I guess this loaf of bread has gotten a little stale, but you know what they say, all the better to make bread pudding with." he said as he winked at Bobby who was trying to shake him off.
"Watch it buddy, hands off, the stale bread is mine." said Annabelle as she pulled the dragon off of Bobby.
"Thanks Belle, but did you have to call me stale bread?" asked Bobby.
"Sorry honey, you're the freshest bread I've ever seen, happy?" asked Annabelle.
"Yeah." said Bobby shooting her a smile. "Now why the hell is there a scaly, green guy in my living room?" asked Bobby turning to face the newcomers.
"Apparently he's a secret keeper as well." said Dean. Bobby turned to look at Dean and his mouth fell open. Annabelle threw her head back and laughed uncontrollably.
"Boy, what the devil are you wearing?" asked Bobby. Dean looked down at himself and groaned when he realised he was still wearing the harem outfit. He looked at Zaru who was pretending not to see him. Dean swiped a hand over his face deciding to wear his harem outfit with pride. He sucked in a deep breath and stood up straight.
"I think I look spiffy in my new clothes." said Dean.
"Damn right you do." said Wendy sliding an arm around his waist. He looked down at her and smiled as he pulled her closer. He leaned down and whispered something in her ear that maded her turn bright pink before she smacked him lightly on the stomach making him chuckle. Bobby shook his head at them and mumbled something that sounded suspiciously like 'idjits'.
"Oh look pretty boy got even pretti .. .. what the hell is he doing here? Didn't I say to slay the damn dragon!" yelled Branjidth.
"You!" growled Damien as he glared at Branjidth.
Branjidth charged towards Damien as the rest of the people in the room lept out of the way. Damien changed into his larger, less humanoid form and lunged at the charging unicorn. They crashed together in the middle of the room and began rolling on the floor as Branjidth beat at Damien with his hooves and tried to stab him with his horn. The dragon inhaled and shot out a large flame that enveloped the unicorn, lighting the rug on the floor on carpet.
"Hey you idjits, if you wanna fight do it outside, don't wreck my house!" yelled Bobby as Annabelle wiggled her fingers and water poured from the roof onto the carpet to out the fire. Neither of the secret-keepers paid any attention to them and continued fighting, rolling closer and closer to the door. Wendy motioned with her hands to open the door as the fight moved closer and closer to it. Suddenly there was a loud crashing noise as the dragon picked up Branjidth and threw him out the door with a loud roar before lunging at him and attacking him. But the angle he threw Branjidth made his hooves crash into the frame of the door, breaking it to bits right before the opening exploded making a much larger opening as the dragon crashed through it, his body way to big to fit through the door.
"Ah dammit." groaned Bobby as he looked at the large hole where his door used to be. The large group of people in the house stared as Branjidth and Damien continued their fight outside, knocking down piles of cars in the process.
"Do you think we should separate them?" asked Sam as he watched them fight.
"How? Extra large firehose?" asked Dean. Suddenly they saw a squirrel running towards the pair.
"No, poor little guy is gonna get squished." groaned Annabelle. Wendy motioned with her hands and tried to raise the squirrel out of the way before it got squished but before she could float it out of the way the squirrel exploded into a large ball of purple light which enveloped both the secret keepers. The light grew brighter and brighter until it was too bright to look at. Everyone closed their eyes as the light grew painfully bright. When they opened their eyes, there was a large pile of wreckage but neither Branjidth nor Damien were anywhere to be seen but the little brown squirrel was lying on it's back playing with a nut.
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YAY! I'm back, each time I visit home, when it's time to leave, bad as it sounds, I'm always super happy that I moved out. I love my family, but they can be a little. .. mean lol. Also, helps that when I got back pecasaurus was sitting outside my appartment waiting for me, it was raining cats and dogs so we watched a movie in his appartment *extra wide grin*. Anywayz, my class shedule just got showered with a set of extra classes that administration decided we just had to have before we end this semester (7am to 8pm should be a crime) so updates will probably be every other day from now on. Thanks so much for all the awesome reviews guys, they keep my muse inspired to flit about my head and play in my imagination.
