50 Things To Do When You're Bored
Chapter 48: Out Smarting Smart People
A.N: Hiya peoples! How are you all? Well I have some news! Now I thought this was hilarious. I was rejected from the Humanities Learning Center, and it's writing based! But I was put on Wait List for the Performing Arts Center. I guess my audition was better than the test I had to take!
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Emmett
"Emmett, I'm sorry to say that but that's not a duck you're referring too. The things that you see near the ponds and such are geese, not ducks. Ducks are different," Rose exclaimed, pointing out of our window towards the river. Through the trees I could see two geese waddling towards the water. Awe man, I thought they were ducks!
I was always the dumb one out of the family. Well, I'm a whole lot smarter than Bella, but that's because we can hold memories. I always pass every year of high school and never fail anything. I don't think I've ever gotten an answer wrong on a test or quiz, and that's saying something. I just usually lacked common sense.
My frowning was quickly turned into a smile though. Only if my siblings knew. I knew something that even my siblings couldn't guess, being all smarty pants and stuff. I got it through an email. Yes, those chain letters can be really annoying! But sometimes there are things on there that entertain.
I was going to out smart my siblings, and they couldn't do anything about it. Except for me to laugh at them this time! Hahahaha.
Edward looked up to me from his seat next to Bella. He gave me a look, wondering what I was up too. I was not going to think of the answer, Edward, so just give up. He heard me. He rolled my eyes back at me and turned to start at the TV. He knew I was up to something, but he was going to find out soon what it was.
"Hey guys," I called out, walking away from the window and into the middle of the living room. All of my siblings, and Rose, just sat there staring at me. Probably wondering what I was up to now. "You guys wanna answer some questions?"
"What kind of game?" Bella asked, eying me.
I sat down on a chair, smirking. "A game where I can out smart all five of you with out even trying. Easy answers, just not what you think they would be." The answers were fairly obvious. It's just that most people would over look them and try to find another answer than the one that is the most obvious.
"Okay shoot," Jasper replied, playing with Alice's hair. He was just making it even more spiky than it already was.
"How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?" I almost laughed at the question. It was so stupid and off topic, but it was so hard for them to answer!
They all stared at me like I was insane. Well, some people might call me that. I smiled, waiting for a particular answer from either of them. But nothing. I think they were still trying to process what I just asked. "Why would want to a giraffe in the fridge?" Alice exclaimed.
"Wouldn't you just want to eat it?" Jasper added, raising an eyebrow. "Wait, sorry Bella."
"It's okay, I know you don't eat exotic animals that often." She gave us a smile. "Emmett, why would you want to put an animal in your fridge? It's not like you can save it for later or something..."
All of us burst into laughter. Bella was right of course, but it was amusing hearing her say that. Haha. Saving an animal for later! I think I should try that sometime...
"It's just a question," I replied, rolling my eyes. Of course they would turn it and ask why I was asking that question. "Just answer."
"Um, I don't know," Rose replied.
"Neither do I."
"Um, it's a toy giraffe and you just put it in?"
"Nope," I replied. I was right. They were never going to be able to answer these questions. "You open the door and put the giraffe inside." I stopped to see their expressions. The girls' were just confused and the guys somewhat weren't surprised the answer was that. "Now how do you put an elephant in the fridge?"
"Open the door and put it in," Jasper replied instantly. He looked like he thought he got it right. I started chuckling at him. Wow. He got it wrong!
"Wrong! You open the door, take the giraffe out, and then put the elephant in," I answered.
"Wow. Just wow," Alice muttered. "I can't believe you would stick two animals in the fridge! They wouldn't even fit anyways so I don't know why you would bother."
I just ignored her, but Bella and Rose were nodding their heads in agreement. Can't they just answer a question with out over thinking it? Geez. "Well, it's only a question. But yes, I guess I would bother."
"But you're you," Edward replied. Thanks. "I think you are the only one that would do that."
"Yeah yeah. Go tell that to the people that made up these questions," I replied, rolling my eyes. "Okay, next question. The lion king is calling all animals to a conference. What animal does not go?"
"All of the animals that the lion eats," Bella replied, giggling. Yeah, I don't want to know why she was laughing. Edward was smirking next to her. "If the lion ate that animal, I don't know why they would want to go to that conference."
"She's right you know," Rose pointed out. Really now. But that isn't an answer for these questions.
"But then all the animals that can eat the lion would come. Do you think the lion king would be afraid of them, huh?" I asked. "Who knows, it could be the lion queen too. But right now that's the question. Does anyone have an answer?"
"Fine, the lion queen wouldn't come," Alice answered.
"Why?"
"Because she was getting sick of the lion king for being annoying."
Well I can see that happening. She could also not want to come near the animals that could eat them. Do any animals eat lions? I don't think so. "No," I replied. "The elephant doesn't come because it's stuck in the fridge."
"Again with the fridge thing," Rose stated, sighing. "Do all of these questions relate to each other?"
"Yes."
"An elephant stuck in the fridge. It wouldn't even fit!" Jasper exclaimed. "It wouldn't matter. The elephant wouldn't even know that the lion king called a meeting. No one would be talking through the fridge door. Wait, I just realized something. Who the heck would have an elephant in their fridge?"
"Who knows," I replied, laughing along with them. "Last question. You have to cross a river that crocodiles use. You have no boat, how do you cross?"
"I'd jump," Edward replied.
"This question only really relates to humans. I don't think they can jump over a ten foot wide river."
We all turned to look at Bella. She blushed from the attention, but continued to think of what she would do. "I'd swim across." My mouth dropped open in shock.
"I can't believe you got it right," I responded, smiling. "Congratz, you out smarted us."
"Wait, you're smart?"
A.N: If you haven't gotten to read Last Moment yet, please go and check it out! It was accepted to Twilighted a few days ago. I screamed when it was, because the fanfics have to be amazing to get in! I'm gonna see if this story can get in next :)
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