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Author's Note: JoeMerl suggested I do a Harold/Eva. Hope you guys like it! (:

"Hey, there," Harold greeted Eva. "And how are you this fine day?"

"Go away, loser," Eva replied, irritated.

"You should be careful, you know," Harold said as he sat beside her on the log. "One could mistake that as an invitation to continue conversation with you."

"…How?" Eva asked, then rolled her eyes. "Just go away."

Harold scooted closer to her, making her raise her unibrow.

"How about I try this?" Eva said, rolling her sleeve and pounding her fist into her hand.

"No need to get violent, milady," Harold said, his hands up in the air.

"What did you just call me?" Eva asked, starting to fume.

"N-Nothing," Harold squeaked.

"Good. I thought so," Eva humphed as she sat back down.

"If I may, why are you so down?" Harold inquired.

"Why are you still here?" Eva grumbled. Realizing that he probably wouldn't leave, she just answered his question. "I totally blew up today. That witch Heather stole my ipod and I got really mad at the team because I thought one of them took it. So they're probably voting me off today. There. Happy?"

"I should be happy that you might get voted off today? Never!" Harold exclaimed. "I would never vote you off," he added.

"And why not?" Eva asked, interested in what he had to say.

"For one, you're our strongest competitor. Literally. And second, you're quite the pleasant conversator," Harold explained.

"Okay, what's your problem?" Eva asked him. "Everyone hates me, yet here you are, complimenting me."

"Well," Harold thought of an explanation. "I liked you as soon as I saw you step off the boat. I've never really seen anyone like you before," he added.

"Thanks, Harold," Eva gave a slight smile. "Maybe you aren't so bad after all. I think I might even miss you when they vote me off."

"Maybe you won't have to," Harold replied, smiling as well. "I know I won't be voting for you, tonight…"

Hope ya liked it! For the next chappie, I want to do a Sierra pairing. Any ideas? Please lemme know! :D

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