240a.) Help Me
Genera: Humor
Main Characters: Ichigo, Toshiro, Matsumoto, Momo, Tobiume, Haineko, Hyorinmaru
Rating: K+
The arguing between the two female zanpaktou was being found to be quite vulgar between the two corresponding shingami. Both lieutenants could only stand there looking at them, completely confused as to how this behavior came about. Matsumoto could only shake her head. "Sheesh. We go over this, over and over, the same stupid argument."
A crunching sound was suddenly heard behind them and suddenly the eyes on the two lady zanpaktou, if one could call them ladies, suddenly lit up. Haineko began to purr. "Darling… you've come to save me!"
"Oi! What about me?"
Both Momo and Rangiku turned to find that Hyorinmaru was standing behind them, and in front of him, blocking a good deal of everyone's viewpoint was Ichigo. Haineko frowned a bit then. "Darling, I really wanted to capture him…"
"I'm not captured," Ichigo stated, shaking his head at the two of them, irritated to say the least.
"Kurosaki, where's taicho?" Matsumoto asked.
"Oh… Toshiro…" Ichigo stepped aside a bit, to reveal that Hyorinmaru was caring the child taicho in his arms. "Seems that a certain zanpaktou is very protective of his shingami, once he got his memories back. We were going to take him back to forth division, so he could rest comfortably, and we happened to run into you two."
"You actually want to give up on the cause for a child!" Tobiume muttered. "Children are mondo naïve… like my former shingami."
The miko like zanpaktou turned her head in disgust, while Momo puffed out her cheeks. Haineko though had a different idea here though. "But he's always been so cute, trying to act like an adult! He's exhausted… if Hyorinmaru hadn't switched sides, I'd cuddle him, oh so much!"
"Oi… you want to get your but frozen…" Matsumoto narrowed her eyes.
"He's our little one, our little one!" Haineko began to yell.
"And you were the one calling me an old hag?" Matsumoto placed her hands on her hips.
"Ehh?" Haineko only stared at her.
"Look you four, Toshiro had a major battle and spent a lot of his energy," Ichigo muttered, trying to belay any more arguments.
"The perfect time to coddle him! When he's unawares!" Haineko purred.
"And then you don't get his reaction," Matsumoto smiled. "You head back to fourth division; we'll get a cart for these two miscreants."
"Oi!' both zanpaktou protested.
Author's note – Obviously the idea came before this episode, BUT I got mondo sick, so I was only able to type up one story, or even write it.
