Chapter 6
BelieverInChrist: I have decided to go back to my original user name, instead of Thomas Brown, so that I can honour my lord Jesus Christ.
Jesus himself: Thank you. You will be blessed tenfold.
Percy Jackson entered into the town of Moscow and met with the church leaders, who had hidden themselves because John Lennon had ordered any Christians to be burnt alive. John Lennon had built a coliseum in which he forced good Christian men to fight to the death. Percy Jackson wanted to put a stop to this, but he decided to talk to the Church Leaders first. And so they crowded around underground cellar, where Percy Jackson decided to talk to the Church leaders about his plan to get rid of the Coliseum, and kill John Lennon, and bring back the good Christian Tsar who was kind to his own people. And so Percy spoke:
"To those of Moscow, do not fear for your life, for God and his eternal son will punish these demons known as John Lennon, the satanic leader of the Soviet Russian Empire, who allows atheistic rites such as teaching the false lie that, is Evolution and worship of the Roman Gods: Jupiter, Venus, Pan, Mars, Hades, and Hercules, which are false beings that have been created by Satan to betray us to the depths of Hell. I will lead a revolt against this evil man, so that every good Christian man can worship our lord Jesus Christ freely without any atheists telling us that we cannot. We will bring back religion into the government, where only good Christian men can be elected into government, and into our Schools where we allow people to pray again like they should be allowed.
"The first thing I will stop is this Coliseum, where good Christian men are forced to fight against each other to their deaths. This is the influence of the false Roman Gods, who want to make the world return back to the old roman times before it became Christian. For many hundreds years good Christian men are forced to fight against each other to their deaths much like they are forced to do here in Moscow. When the Roman Empire became the Holy Roman Empire, they banned all Coliseum games, and instead made people worship our lord Jesus Christ instead. Likewise, when Russia returns to being ruled by the Tsar, these evil games will be stopped, much like the Holy Roman Empire.
"Has these evil men ever heard of the law: 'Do not kill'? Good Christian men should not kill other good Christian men because it is a sin, and killing Christians will send people to hell, no matter who they are. Although killing an Atheist is okay, that is because they are not really men, but demons. We will get rid of the Coliseum and force the Atheists to fight against each other to their deaths, so that we can punish these evils things and finally get rid of them once and for. They will learn what it is really like to be forced to fight against each other to their deaths, even against friends and families. And we will be pleased and be rewarded by being sent to heaven and spending time with our Lord Jesus Christ.
"I, Percy Jackson, along with my followers, Grover and Michael, who help me very much in converting many people to the way of our lord Jesus Christ and his eternal father lord God, we will help you in the fight to get rid of John Lennon and his followers, and bring back the old traditions of worshiping the one and only true God and his eternal son our lord Jesus Christ of Narrative. I will get my followers to organise the churches around Moscow, so that on the Fourth of July we will up-rise against the evil men in control of this country and bring it back to the way it was before.
"For in the days of the kings, and evil witched ruled Israel, making people worship the false god Zeus. After Elijah inspired the Jewish people to up rise, the evil witch was killed and had her body drag across the country, to show every why you should not force people to worship false gods. Like what Elijah did, I will do also, by dragging the body of John Lennon across the country of Moscow to show every why Ego Vere Fidelis in Christo. And then we will celebrate and kick any Atheists out of Moscow and send them to Suburbia," said Percy Jackson. And everyone clapped at the speech.
And the head breast said: "You speak wise. These words will give us the strength to defeat this evil. This is Russia which is a Christian nation, so Satanist, atheist, Hindu, Muslims, Buddhist, and any other non-god fearing people, who worshiped false gods, should not be allowed in this God fearing Nation. We must get rid of them, and make them slaves, if they agree to being a fellow Christian. Once they truly believe in God and his son, Jesus, then would we release them to bring glory to God and his son. If they still did not believe, we would burn then, just as their fellow Satanist did when they refused to worship our lord Jesus Christ. I want to bring Glory to God, and with you arriving, we will be able to do this. Amen."
And we broke bread and drank red wine, said more prayers, read the Bible, and then we went to bed.
