The group then head back to the hotel.

"We got signed! Fuck yeah!" says Natsu.

"That's great, I'm really happy for you." says Lucy smuggly.

"Hm? What's up, Luce?" asks Natsu.

"Nothing! Let's go celebrate." says Lucy while trying to at happy for him.

"I don't believe you. What's wrong?" asks Natsu while holding her hand.

"Oh, all right. I guess I'm just scared..." says Lucy.

"Of what?" asks Natsu.

"Well, when your rich and famous your gonna be surrounded by screaming fans, usually girls, then your gonna meet a Victoria's Secret model and forget about me then you get married to Heidi Kloom no.2 and have kids, then a few years later you get divorced and the paparazzi are surrounding you like crazy, then you'll get pissed and you'll end up as an addict then next thing you know, when your like, 42, your dead." says Lucy.

"Is that how shallow you think famous people are?" asks Cana. "That scenario may be famous in Holly Wood but, seriously Lucy? Your stereotyping them. I mean, the words 'Natsu' and 'Drugs' don't go together. And do you think he honestly think he has enough game for a VS model? He may be as stupid as a brick but he doesn't attract bimbos. That I'm sure of." says Cana while taking a swing of her beer. "And besides, your the only chick willing to date Natsu. Well, there's Lisanna but, forget her. She's old news. I just don't get it, Lis is such a smart girl, why would she pick up a door knob like Natsu?" asks Cana.

"Are you saying my sister has bad taste in men?" asks Mira.

"Hey, I didn't mean it that way. I'm just saying, she deserves someone WAY more in her league. That's all." says Cana.

"Mm hmn..." says Mira.

"Well, it's late. We should go to bed." says Lucy.

"Yeah, good night everyone." says Natsu.

"G'night." says everyone else while heading to their rooms. Erza was about to go when,

"I need facts. Details. The story." says Cana while dragging Erza into the bathroom.

"What are you talking about?" asks Erza when they got into the bathroom.

"You know, how was it. Your first time?" says Cana.

"Perv, why do you need to know?" asks Erza.

"Hey, I'm your sex concience. I NEED to know. So what happened? How'd it start? Did you cry? Did you make strange noises? Any surprises? What style?" asks Cana.

"Cry? No. Strange noises? Basically just moaning." says Erza.

"Orgasms. Did you scream his name? Be honest." says Cana.

"Y-yes..." says Erza.

"Good. Guys LOVE that. How about suprises?" asks Cana.

"What do you mean?" asks Erza.

"Like, did he have a mole or a birthmark that should'nt be on the certain body part?" asks Cana.

"Ew, no. But, the onlt surprise was..." says Erza while turning red.

"Was?" asks Cana.

"He was big..." says Erza.

"Oh, so what style?" asks Cana.

"Style?" asks Erza.

"You know, normal, Doggie Style, Anal, Against The Wall, Gangnam Style-" says Cana.

"G-Gangnam?! H-how do you do that?!" asks Erza.

"Do you really wanna know?" asks Cana.

"No. Not really. We did normal. What else do you wanna know?" asks Erza.

"That's basically it." says Cana.

"Good. 'cause I don't think I'd feel comfortable telling you more." says Erza.

"So, do you wanna know how my first time was like?" asks Cana.

"Good night, Cana." says Erza while leaving.