Luteana, 1. This chapter is yours 2. THANK YOU FOR ASKING FOR A DIFFERENT SHIP!

And now the chapter! WARNING: If you are an absolute despiser of Bat, DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING CHAPTER!

Dear Fanfiction writers,

So, I know that Jade and I broke up.

I also realize you guys think I should date Cat.

She's a great girl really. Sweet, innocent, pretty, funny, kind, pretty, caring, pretty.

Oh, well looks like I said pretty more than once…

Well this is awkward…I'm just gonna go.

Sincerely, Beck

Sorry if this isn't very good! I haven't written Bat before!

In case you've forgotten in my absence: Reviews and ideas (of any ship or character) are encouraged!