Like the fire needs the air, I won't burn unless 'Rule of 132' is there! Kari had not yet been paired with Joe or Izzy. The next pairing is Kari and Izzy, and let me just say that the one word to describe this (especially the end) is weird. It's VERY wierd. Enjoy! (And please take a look at and review 'Extracurricular Activity')
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(Chapter 52- Kari's Dream Land: Kari and Izzy)
It read off like a science fair project on nutrition gone horribly wrong, but somehow, someway, Izzy Izumi could not wait to dig in and eat. It made no sense to Kari Kamiya why her boyfriend Izzy loved to eat her mother's cooking, and would more often than not eat what she had prepared as opposed to what his own parents served.
At times, Kari would think to herself 'Is Izzy high when he eats this stuff?', because (in her mind) when you think about it, who in their right mind would want to partake of a meal of duck and pig livers in a raw egg white, horseradish and tomato sauce on top of rice with a side of snakehead fish sushi, with cod liver oil as a dipping sauce and goat's milk aplenty to drink?
Right now, watching Izzy just eat and rave about the food he was swallowing down as if it were being dropped into his mouth courtesy of her mother, Kari almost becomes sick. In fact, she was able to compose her upchucking while at the table...until Izzy said, while taking a brief moment of rest from consumption of the animal digestive organs "By the way, Mrs. Kamiya, I can't wait until I can dig into some of that C.C.T. Surprise!"
I look at Izzy as if he grew a third arm out of the top of his head, and then I turned to my mother and delicately asked "C.C.T. Surprise, mom?"
"Oh, you know, Kari," Izzy interjects. Truth be told, Kari has no earthly idea what a 'C.C.T. Surprise' was, but the only thing that she could conclude from it (and all of her mother's health contraptions) was that she just wasn't gonna like it. "It's a carob, carrot and tofu dessert casserole!" says Izzy in the vein of a kid at Christmas time.
Kari could feel it coming on. The words 'carob' and 'tofu' were more like vomiting agents to the girl, and for a minute or so, she did just that in the family commode.
After a few minutes of cleaning up, Kari comes back into the kitchen to find a disturbing scene; her mother is cupping the right cheek of her genius boyfriend while he is smiling and continuing to eat her food. "Mom. What the hell are you doing?"
"Me and Izzy talked it over, dear," says Kari's mother in a sultry voice. "And it seems that you don't like my cooking, and that makes me sad, right...Koushiro?"
Izzy stops eating once more and then dreamily looks at Mrs. Kamiya, saying "That's right...Yuuko," and then the two come together in a very sensual lip lock.
A gasp, and Kari wakes up at 3 am. After taking several deep breaths, she can say the only appropriate thing to say in that literal 'dream' situation.
"What the hell was that? How did Izzy know my mom's name?"
A/N: Again, this is quite weird. But I'll just leave this one to the expert reviewing staff of 'Rule of 132' to tell me just how good (or how weird) this drabble was. They've always been honest to me, and I don't see how this time will be any different from the last.
Mrs. Kamiya's Japanese name really is Yuuko. I credit 'The Digimon Encyclopedia' for this knowledge. By the way, for those who don't know, the 'health food nut' gimmick for Mrs. Kamiya is a creation of the Nimoy/Bucholtz dubbing, but in this case, I must thank them for it! It made for quite the drabble.
And if you didn't read the top, please, PLEASE take a look at and review 'Extracurricular Activity'!
So Kari and Izzy will get the name FoodForThoughtShipping, based on events in this drabble and Izzy Izumi's personality.
So who hasn't Izzy been hooked up with in this series? Well here are the people.
1) Tai
2) Matt
3) Cody
4) TK
I've been slacking on my Izzy drabbles (but nowhere near how I've been slacking on my Joe drabbles), so of these four, who will Izzy be paired with next? Read, review and tell Rave The Rich what you think! Please be nice! Love y'all!
