100 days of Mother/Earthbound

050: Saturn

Master Belch and his zombie cohorts were, as usual, up to something.

"*Burrrrrrp* You! Farm zombie! Look, there's a victim now!"

"But I can't just grab it... it can see us. Surely we wait 'til it isn't looking, and THEN kidnap it?"

"No... just ask it."

"What?"

"Just ask it if will work for me and make fly honey..."

"Okay."

And so the farm zombie walked up to the 'victim'- a Mr Saturn.

"Hello there, Mr... Mr Saturn."

Belch was mouthing something at the zombie from a distance, but he couldn't quite make out what he was saying.

Onion? Turbulence? Fraternal? Oh, Saturnian, of course.

"S0rry. 1 m3an7 70 Say H3LL0 7H3r3 Mr Sa7urn. W0uLD y0u L1k3 j0B B01ng?"

"Sur3 B01ng. G37 Fr13nDS 70 j01n 700."

The farm zombie smirked, and replied, "G00D13!" and walked back to Master Belch.

"He's bringing friends as well! This is too easy. Good job on the plan, boss!"

"They are the most naïve creature of them all... but I still don't know where on earth they came from..."

So days passed, and Mr Saturns were working in Belch's state-of-the-art Fly Honey factory.

They did, however, come to get used to the conditions.

"1 D1Dn'7 kn0W FL13S W3r3 SucH S0c1aL cr3a7ur3S..."

"1 D1Dn'7 317H3r... 7H3y W0rk HarD B01ng."

It was true... the flies were bustling within Mr Saturn-style artificial hives, feeding their maggots inside honeycombs, and processing carrion-based nutrients into a fine syrup.

"17'S a SHaM3 7Ha7 7H3y D0n'7 uS3 n3c7ar..."

"B3LcH L1k3S D3aD 7H1ngS B01ng. 7Ha7'S WHy 7Hr33D 1S z0MB13 FuLL."

"S0... H0n3S7!"

The Mr Saturns then stopped their banter, as they heard what sounded like a massive sentient pile of vomit wolfing down a sticky substance. Then sounds of rockets being fired, bats hitting sludge, and magic being used followed. Then a voice spoke:

"Looks like it was an even fight... *buurp*... but Master Giygas has managed to get the Mani Mani statue into Fourside. The city will soon be in a worse condition than living in your own puke! Suffer, spanky! Gha, gha, gha, gha, gha! *Buurrp*!"

The two Mr Saturns looked at each other, and one finally said, "1 7H1nk 0ur j0B 1S 0v3r..."

Author's note: I did it! I'm half way! Thanks for all the support, guys! Seriously, without someone reviewing this, I'd have just given up on it. But instead, it's here! And it's gonna keep on going 'til 100! Yeah!

Seriously though, thanks. PM me if there's anything you'd like to talk about EB-wise! I looooove discussions!