"No way!" Kevin said in response. Heartbroken, Brittany ran out into the street, where she was hit by a car and killed. Running outside, Kevin took her body into his arms and began to weep. "I was going to say I'll love you five-ever..."
From the sidewalk, Daria and Jane were crying. They liked it whenever a moron died, and they cried tears of happiness every time.
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I started an Iron Chef on the PPMB encouraging people to insert Daria characters into crappy email forwards, and included this as an example. (I cleaned it up considerably from the original, since while garbled English is hilarious, it can also melt peoples' brains over an extended period of time).
If you're unfamiliar with the original, just Google 'five-ever' and it should be in the first few responses.
