Reasons why ninja are not allowed on the Internet #1: Giving them new ideas is a bad idea...

Naruto smirked as he stood in front of his opponents. He could hear the thumping sound of Tenten's exoskeleton blowing holes in the enemy's line, and most likely the ground itself. Hinata would be with her, and that deafening explosion was confirmation of that. Returning his attention to the enemy in front of him, literally shaking like a leaf in the wind, he smiled kindly. "Surrender, and I won't embarrass you for eternity..."

The one handed seal he got from the majority of the enemy let him know exactly what they thought of that suggestion. Shrugging, he formed a single hand sign. "Suit yourself..." with an explosion of chakra smoke, he disappeared from view, returning a moment later. He smirked as the males opposite him started joking and pointing at his new 'female' form, until one noticed what was wrong with it, that's when he spoke up again. "Futanari no Jutsu..."

A swarm of shadow clones later and the enemy truly knew just how fucked they were... in more ways than one.

Reason #2: Two words – E-Bay Auctions

Tenten had spent the entire night watching the bidding war going on for this one of a kind fully functional claymore, used in some movie called Braveheart, but what got her was the sheer size and damage potential it had. Counting down the seconds, she clicked her final bid in at the last second, and was announced as the winner.

Somewhere across town, Neji pouted. He'd just been sniped on a gift for Tenten's birthday for the fifth time this month. Now what was he going to get her?

Reason #3: File Sharing

Tsunade wasn't sure how, but somehow that secret video tape of her and Shizune from their one night in Sakegakuri got leaked onto the Internet, and she's had to sign more autographs than ever before. As well as slam her fist into more than one pervert. She swore on that very day she'd never let Shizune tape them during their 'private special fun-fun alone time' again.

But at least Konoha was making a large, almost obscene profit from it.

Reason #4: Chatrooms

IceBunny: And then he made me human again... it was so nice... I really want to repay his kindness... He melted the ice around my heart, and now it beats only with love for him...

SnowQueen: He does that, doesn't he? I mean I was a royal bitch before him... and now look at me and my nation. We are thriving!

LeafBunny: He has the biggest heart in the world...

BigBadaBOOM!: Yeah... so why don't we let him help with the art project?

DangoPrincess: Because that brat would just use it to bring the traitor back... and in the end hurt his big, warm, soft, tender heart.

SnowQueen: Besides, this way we can make sure that his story has a happy ending... for all of us...

FoxKage has just logged in

IceBunny: FOXY! *glomps*

SnowQueen: Fox... *hugs*

LeafBunny: Hello F...Foxy-kun... *hugs*

BigBadaBOOM!: FOX! *hugs*

DangoPrincess: Hey brat *shoulder hugs* Come buy me dango

FoxKage: *is hug swarmed* Hey... sorry I haven't been on for the past week... was writing a book in honor of my godfather...

DangoPrincess: Oh? What's it about?

FoxKage: Well the main character in the book is sorta my namesake, but he goes on an amazing adventure, saving damsels left and right, and being a truly great guy... I kinda want to build on that story, when the women he saved all return to tell him their love for him... but I don't know if I can do it...

LeafBunny: I believe you can do it Foxy-Kun...

FoxKage: Thanks bunny! *hugs* You're the best!

LeafBunny: *blushes heavily*

LeafBunny has left the chat

FoxKage: What I do now?

BigBadaBOOM!: Let me go check on her, okay? I'm supposed to meet her for our manga.

FoxKage: Is that the 'art project' you two have been going on about?

BigBadaBOOM! has left the chat

IceBunny: I believe it is Fox...

SnowQueen: I fear I must leave... meeting...

IceBunny: I'll go with you...

FoxKage: Bye girls!

IceBunny has left the chat

SnowQueen has left the chat

FoxKage: Uh... oh...

DangoPrincess: *snickers* all mine now brat!

DemonPriestess has joined the chat

FoxKage: DP HIDE ME!!! *hides behind DemonPriestess* Dango's out for my blood again!

DangoPrincess: Hey! No fair hiding behind her!

FoxKage: So?

DemonPriestess: Hello Fox-sama, it is good to see you again. You should visit soon... I will send you money for travel papers.

FoxKage: Not right now sorry, have to finish this novel, but first ramen's calling!

DemonPriestess: Farewell.

FoxKage has left the chat

DangoPrincess: Bye! I'll get you yet!

DangoPrincess: DAMMIT!

DemonPriestess: Yet again... too slow Dango...

DangoPrincess: I'll get him yet... mark my words...

DemonPriestess: Sure... sure...

Reason #5: Fanart

Sasuke was browsing to a site that Sakura had been talking about with Ino earlier, saying that she really liked the artwork that was on there. He was mildly surprised to find his name on the list of artwork available, and clicked the link barely wondering what the NSFW meant. A minute later he was bent over the sink scrubbing his eyes with soap. "GAH! WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING WITH OROCHIMARU!!"