Dear DO NOT READ,

…. I thought this was porn. I found it in Kakashi's collection of books and I was going to throw it out as payback but I couldn't help but read it… I can't understand it though. Everyone so far HAD to read it even though they didn't want to.

It confuses me. But you should be happy I left a diary entry to tell you what I think. AND BELIEVE IT! IT WAS CONFUSING!

Naruto Uzumaki, 1975