I don't own Twilight, S.M. does, I do own a Twilight Bracelet

Chapter 53

Last Friday Night

"Alice that's it! We have been shopping for five fucking hours without a break, WE NEED FOOD!" I bit back a laugh as I watch my Kitty going full bitch mode on Alice. I look at Alice and shake my head at her shocked face.

"I warned you Alice." I laugh, "We are girls who need food remember?"

"I'm sooo sorry Kitty. Why don't you and Bella go grab something to eat, Tanya, Kate and I need to go into Prada to look at shoes." Alice flashes her puppy dog look at Kitty and I.

"Fine!" Kitty says while stomping off towards the food court.

"We'll meet you at Hot Topic in about thirty minutes." I yell over my shoulder while jogging to catch up to Kitty.

We are on one of our all weekend Alice shopping trips. The first Kitty has been able to go to since she spent most weekends going back to Sultan to see her dad.

After grabbing a bite at the food court Kitty and I wander into Hot Topic and go nuts. Kitty found the cutest belly button ring/pendent. Its shaped like a little cats paw with tiny little crystals sparkling in the light.

"Kitty why are you getting that? You don't even have a belly button hole thingy to put it into." I sigh at her. This isn't the first time I've seen her eye belly button jewelry.

"Mom, I think I finally want to get my belly button pierced."

"Are you sure Kitty, if you get changed it might not stay open."

"I talked to Carlisle about it the other day. He said if I kept something in while the change is going on the hole won't close."

"Really?" Thank god for that, I can just keep ear rings in so my ears won't close. "Did you ask about Tattoo's?" I've been wanting a tat for years.

"Yeah I did. Carlisle told me he never came across a vamp with a tat so he doesn't know."

"Well, shit." I'm now really bummed. Then I perk up, "Well, if you are going to get belly buttoned glorified, then I'm going to get a tat. We can go together!"

I see Alice and the girls come into the store and I called them over. Before I have a chance to tell anyone of Kitty's and mine plans, little Miss Know it all decided to be the announcer once again.

"I've already have your appointments ready for tomorrow at two. Its suppose to be the best tattoo pallor in the Pacific Northwest."

"Just once I would like to announce my plans!" I grumble as I hand my card to the over pierced Hot Topic chick.

=S.F.=

We finally got back to our hotel after another two hours of shopping only for Bubbles to announce we are going clubbing.

"Yo! Alice, no can do." I speak up while going through the bags upon bags of clothing. How in the hell can I get all this home even if I brought my truck? "I'm like eighteen in this lifetime. No way in hell can I get into any decent club."

Alice reaches into her purse and pulls out a card, "Ta Da!" she then gives me the card.

I look at it and it's a drivers license that has all my stats on it correct except for one. My birth year has been changed to make me three years older.

"Cool Alice, I didn't even have a fake ID when I was underage. Mainly because I could drive up to Wisconsin and drink there legally." I sit down and think back to the days. Living just outside of Chicago and driving the hours drive to the Wisconsin border to drink right over the line. Back in the middle eighties the drinking age in Wisconsin was eighteen but it changed shortly after I turned nineteen but it was grandfathered in so we could still drink thank god.

"I remember you telling me that Mom. But you girls were always safe right?"

"Of course Kitty. We never drink and drive. We always had one friend that stayed sober. Usually it was me only because when I was short of funds the bar we went to gave soft drinks for free for those who were driving. It was win in my book."

"Now lets get you girls ready! We are going to one of the hottest nightclubs in Seattle!"

"Do the boys know Alice?" I ask while she is shoving me into the bathroom so I can shower.

"Nope!"

Fuck! Edward isn't going to be happy about this.

=S.F.=

After two and half hours of primping and preening by Alice we were deemed good enough to go. I stand before the mirror and look in awe. Somehow Alice has made my hair look like it belongs to a movie star. Its straight and shinny, she pulled up the sides and placed a clip to hold my hair so it doesn't get into my face. I was able to squeeze myself into a tight leather mini dress. It was deep red with gold trim. My whole back is open and doesn't stop until right above my ass crack. My shoes look like something out of Greek mythology, they are gold with ribbons snaking up my calf's with a two inch heal. My makeup looks dark and sultry with a hint of blush and blood red lipstick.

I walk out into the shared living area of our penthouse suite hotel room and shake my head when I see the other ladies. Alice in her infinite wisdom has dressed us all the same, the only difference is the color of our dresses. Kitty was in a emerald green version, Alice in a pink version, Tanya in a blue version and Kate in a black version. The only difference between Kitty's and mines outfits was the shoes. Alice, Tanya and Kate had on these really fucked up shoes. They are like ballerina toe shoes except they have heals with them. They look really painful to walk in.

"Jesus girls, how can you walk in those things? Those heals must be at least six inches. My ankles are ready to snap just looking at your feet!"

Of course ask a stupid question get a stupid answer in return. All at the same time the trio of vamps replied, "Vampire!" and they giggled.

"Come on girls lets get going!" Alice pushes us out the door and to the elevator.

=S.F.=

We quickly arrived at Vein, the name of the club that suppose to be the hottest in Seattle. It wasn't lost on Kitty and I we're entering a club called Vein with three vampires. Needless to say Kitty and I are just giggle like two school girls. There is a long line outside but we bypassed that quickly thanks to Tanya. She went up to bouncer number one and did an old succubus trick and dazzled him with one touch. Its amazing to watch this guy almost come in his pants when Tanya barley touched his chest asking for entrance. The velvet rope drop quicker than the head cheerleader's dress after homecoming.

We quickly enter the club. Both Kitty and mine jaws drop. From the outside this place looks plain and ordinary. Just another brick building surrounded by others that looks just like it. But inside, its three floors of dancing, drinking and entertainment. The main floor which we arrived on has a huge dance floor with lights and lazars everywhere. The is a strong techno beat song playing loudly and hardly any room on the dance floor. Around the dance floor there are booths and tables. Along the back wall next to the DJ booth is the bar lit up with neon lights and bartenders who must of watched Cocktail one to many times as they whip bottles around their heads and to each other. I would love to see them training to do some of these tricks. I'm sure many ER visits were taken after a bottle to the head one to many times.

The basement of the club held a paint stage. I've seen one before in like Miss Congeniality but never in person. People get up on this long stage and play these big drums while a girl comes in from behind and squirt florescent paint on the drums. The cool part is the black lights that flood the stage making almost everyone under it glow with the different paint spatters. The floor has bubbles or foam coming out of the sides and mist from the walls. Its one fucked up room….AND I LOVE IT! Damn Alice for dressing me like this otherwise I would be so up into this shit it isn't funny. I'm so bringing Edward back here this looks like so much fun.

We head up to the most upper floor of the club where the VIP section is and another dance area. They are playing a mix of songs, I've heard everything from 'Like a Virgin' to 'Fireworks'.

"What's your poison gals?" Alice asks everyone.

"I want a Lemon Drop and some jello shooters if they have them." God I love jello shooters!

"How about you Kitty?"

"Um…give me a Cosmo and some jello also." Kitty loves her jello too. I used to make a batch every so often before I got real sick. I knew I wouldn't live to see her twenty first so we held our own celebration at home before I went down hill.

Alice and Kate go off and get our drinks while the rest of us settle down in our booth.

"So girls, how are your boys treating you?" Tanya enquirers.

I look at Kitty then back at Tanya. "Good but I wish we could do more. But I'm glad you brought it up. I don't feel comfy asking Carlisle a few questions." Kitty nods her head and I continue. "I was wondering Tanya, is there any harm with a human giving a vampire….ummm…" I start to blush like the virgin this body is, "a blow-job?" I whisper.

Tanya laughs which in turns makes my red blush go nuclear in color.

"No, there is trace venom in semen but not enough to cause a change, anyway the venom needs to be injected into the bloodstream to do harm."

"So swallowing isn't a problem then." I said relieved. I've been wanting to help Edward along the path of our honeymoon and sure we have touched each others 'areas' but never more than hands. Frankly I'm not sure about him taking a trip down south while I'm human but I've sure have thought about going south on him. "That's good."

"You know how right?" Tanya asks me.

"Tanya, I was married for almost twenty four years and before that dated for six years with different fellows. Trust me, that is one thing I was very good at. At least I think I was, never got any complaints but a lot of complements." I smile cheekily at her.

"How about you?" Tanya asks Kitty.

Kitty blushes but then sticks her chin out, "I haven't but it doesn't mean I don't know how. You know how girlfriends are, we practiced on different vegetables and phallic looking items."

I almost asked Tanya about any trick to do different if the penis is uncircumcised but decided against it. I just don't want her to think about my Edwards dick.

Alice and Kate return with out drinks and I pound down my Lemon Drop and two of the six jello shots she return with.

"My god that's gooooodd Jello!" I hum while eyeing another.

Alice pops up from her seat, "Lets Dance!"

Tanya and Kate pop right up with her, while Kitty and I look at each other and smirk. Gotta love these girls.

So we get out onto the dance floor. I'm not really paying attention much to the lyrics of the songs coming on, just going with the flow. The booze is flowing through my body and I have a good buzz on. After about an hour I finally notice the lyrics of the song that we are now dancing too and stop.

"Did that song just say 'Please excuse me, I don't mean to be rude but tonight I'm fucking you?'" I asked stunned.

Kitty stops dancing and starts to listen also, "You know I think it did."

I shrug my shoulders and go back to dancing. In my other youth it was why don't we get drunk and screw, now its just taking out the middle man and saying it plain and simple. The long way our society has come as far as the mainstream media is concern is boggling sometimes. I blame Madonna. THANK GOD for her she broke down walls and took a lot of shit for it.

We finished up that song and returned to our seats for more drinks. Dancing is hot and really sticky when your wearing leather let me tell you.

While drinking my third Lemon Drop I see Alice tense.

Alice eyes glaze over and then a small smile plays on her lips. She pops up real quick which causes me to hit mine and Kitty's drinks onto Kate and Tanya. "Oh shit, sorry about that." Damn drunk arms I curse myself.

"Lets get you two to the bathroom and get you dried off real quick." Alice says quickly. I hope she brought her amoral with her. The girls disappeared to go and take care of my act of klutziness when one of my favorite dance songs came on.

"OOOO Kitty we need to dance!" I scream when I hear the opening bars of Relax comes on. I didn't know they even played this anymore. I pull Kitty to the dance floor and beginning bopping around the dance floor like its nineteen eighty four. Kitty, drunk as I am, just follows along with me. I spot a some steps next to the bar and pull Kitty to follow me. I've always wanted to dance on a bar. I get up on the bar and start doing every dance in my drunk book. Which means, not one dance that goes with this song. I start with the chicken dance, I know real classy, move on to the twist and end with the Macarena. God I'm going to hate myself in the morning but I don't give a flying fart at the moment. Tanya and Kate join us up on the bar while I see Alice videotaping the whole drunken mess.

At the end of our dance the bartenders hand each of us a shot of something and we throw it back. Someone helped me down from the bar but that is really the last clear memory I have. Everything is getting fuzzy but I keep moving and dancing.

=S.F.=

God my head feels like I have a whole drumline practicing in it. I slowly open my eyes and it's too fucking bright.

"Hello Sleepyhead!" It sounds like Alice is speaking through a bullhorn.

"Noooo, quit the yelling Alice." I clutch my head. I just fucking hurt myself by talking.

"Here take these." Alice thrusts two white pills in my hand and a bottle of water in the other, "Make sure you drink all the water. But you need to get up, we need to get ready for your appointment."

I moan and roll out of bed. My mouth feels like I swallowed gasoline, my bones hurt, my brain hurts. Damn I can't wait to be a vamp so I don't ever feel like this again. It's either that or never drink again but I know better than to make that promise, I won't keep it. Never have.

I shuffle into the bathroom and take a look at myself in the mirror. Oh lord what did I do last night? My hair looks like a haystack, my makeup is mostly gone only because it's run down my face like I took a shower or something without a washcloth. I have four different bar armbands on. What the hell I only remember one club. I wash my face and try to tame my hair but giving up and pulling it into a pony tail.

I walk out to the living area and see Kitty half asleep on one of the couches.

"You alive?" I nudge Kitty in the ribs.

"Ugh!" Kitty rolls away from me, "Quit it I'm trying to sleep."

"Why isn't your head banging like a chimpanzee playing the bongo's like mine?" I grumble.

Kitty rolls back and opens her eyes to me, "I never get hangovers you know that. I'm just really sleepy the next day."

"Your welcome then. I never got a hangover before now. I never took pity on others who have until now either. My head is fucking killing me!" I groan.

God I miss my old body. I had a funny liver. I could process drugs and alcohol like nothing. Never got a hangover. Booze didn't stay in my system long, neither did drugs. I just processed three times quicker than the average human and now I wish I could again. One of the main reasons I never really did any drugs. The effects never lasted more than fifteen minutes to a half hour on me. I concluded it was just a waste of money to even do it.

"What in the hell did we do after the dancing on the bar? I don't remember anything." I ask Kitty. Alice brings us both another bottle of water, my mind might be a bit foggy but snippets are coming through. "Did we go swimming last night?"

I hear Tanya, Kate and Alice burst out laughing.

I groan again, "What did we do last night?"

"I don't know, I'm having a hard time remembering also. Do you remember running at one point?" Kitty questions me back.

The trio of vamps are now just lost in laughter. I'm happy Jasper isn't here right now because the way they are going at it most of downtown Seattle would be lost in giggles.

Alice is the first to have the power of speech returned to her, "You know that song, Last Friday Night, by Katy Perry?"

"Yeah." I say slowly looking at Kitty then back at the girls.

"Last night it became a personal anthem to you. You were bound and determined to do everything in that song. You did a pretty good job in carrying it out by knocking off most everything on the list."

"WHAT?" Kitty and I both scream, then I regret it right away by holding on to my head.

"Oh shit, I can't believe we would do that!" I groan. Thank god who ever saw us I shouldn't ever meet again.

"I wish I could remember it." Kitty mummers.

"Oh, don't worry, we taped it all." Alice grins.

I shoot an evil glare at the pixie. "Don't' tell me that. Please let me have it so I can burn it." I beg.

"Oh no, this is Cullen classic gold here. We are going to watch it after we get home." Tanya laughs.

"NO! Please! I'll do anything!" I beg once more. I really don't want anyone to see what I did last night.

"Don't worry Bella, we'll warm up with some of our own personal shame best to show first." Alice grins at me.

Well that could be fun. "Fine." I should get used to being embarrassed by now, but oh well. The damage has already been done.

Kitty bolts up real quick, "I just have one question."

"Shoot."

"Did I have a ménage a trios?"

=S.F.=

For those who never heard the song 'Last Friday Night' by Katy Perry here are the lyrics. Once again I don't own any songs that are mentioned in this story.

There's a stranger in my bed,

There's a pounding my head

Glitter all over the room

Pink flamingos in the pool

I smell like a minibar

DJ's passed out in the yard

Barbie's on the barbeque

This a hickey or a bruise

( pre chorus )

Pictures of last night

Ended up online

I'm screwed

Oh well

It's a blacktop blur

But I'm pretty sure

it ruled

Damn

( Chorus )

Last Friday night

Yeah we danced on tabletops

And we took too many shots

Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night

Yeah we maxed our credit cards

Then got kicked out of the bar

So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park

Skinny dipping in the dark

Then had a ménage a trois

Last Friday night

Yeah I think we broke the law

Always say we're gonna stop

But this Friday night

Do it all again

This Friday night

Do it all again

Trying to connect the dots

Don't know what to tell my boss

Think the city towed my car

Chandelier is on the floor

Ripped my favorite party dress

Warrants out for my arrest

Think I need a ginger ale

That was such an epic fail

( pre chorus )

Pictures of last night

Ended up online

I'm screwed

Oh well

It's a blacktop blur

But I'm pretty sure

it ruled

Damn

( Chorus )

Last Friday night

Yeah we danced on tabletops

And we took too many shots

Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night

Yeah we maxed our credit cards

Then got kicked out of the bar

So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park

Skinny dipping in the dark

Then had a ménage a trois

Last Friday night

Yeah I think we broke the law

Always say we're gonna stop

But this Friday night

Do it all again

This Friday night

Do it all again

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

( Chorus )

Last Friday night

Yeah we danced on tabletops

And we took too many shots

Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night

Yeah we maxed our credit cards

Then got kicked out of the bar

So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park

Skinny dipping in the dark

Then had a ménage a trois

Last Friday night

Yeah I think we broke the law

Always say we're gonna stop

But this Friday night

Do it all again

This Friday night

Do it all again

S.F.=

I'm planning on doing an outtake of what happen after the dance on the bar. So look for that in the future.

I also wanted to ask if anyone would be interested in an Edward POV on some chapters. Review and let me know!

Once again thank you all to read and review my story.

On a more personal note, I want to thank by very best girlfriend Ruth for her well timed phone call shortly after the earthquake in Japan. My son is stationed there normally and called to see if I had heard from him and to check up on my mental health.

Thankfully I heard from my son about an hour after the quake, he in fact was the one who told me about it. His ship was in Singapore at the time of the quake but is now steaming fast back to Japan. I hope everyone remembers that our servicemen and women not just fight wars and conflicts for our great country, they also help in a time a need when tragedy happens like it did Friday afternoon in Japan.

God bless all who have lost loved ones.

Signed,

One Damn proud Navy Mom!

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