November 2, 2006

2:22am

Me: oh shit...

Gaara: groggily what? go back to sleep. im tired.

Me: fine. go back to sleep and let me bleed all over you!

Gaara: say what? finally sees me clearly what happened?

Me: bloody nose.

Gaara: howd you get that? didja knock your head against something?

Me: nah. I just get them occasionally, and for no absolute reason.

Gaara:...well, I dont have anything to wipe it or anything...

Me: yeah, and the tissues are all the way in the bathroom. i look at him

Gaara: hn. thats a shame...

-I'm still looking-

Gaara:...What?

Me: I have to go get some, or in the morning, your going to have dry blood all over this already bloody pillow and on the sheets.

Gaara:...it'll come out.

Me: actually, no it wont.

Gaara:...frustrated sigh fiiine.

-I grab kleenex-

Gaara: there. Happy? Cause im not. now go back to sle-

Me: cant. I still need to take off the pillow case and replace it with a fresh one.

Gaara: oh for god- fine! get your damn pillowcase!

Me: i have to idiot! its HYGIENE (sp?) if i DONT change it, Ill have blood all over my face. Pehaps even in my hair. and i DONT want that!

Gaara:growls this is insane. its almost three in the morning now!

Me: and you sure arent a morning person.

Gaara growls again

Me: fine fine, im almost done anyway.

Gaara: youd better be.

Me: jesus your snappy! This is important, christ...throws pillowcase in basket there. its in the dirty laundry basket and we can go back to sleep now. and for ONCE we're in a godamn BED.

Gaara: dont yell. you'll wake them up.

Me: oh, and since when are you the responsible brother?

Gaara: glares they think were on the couch. i dont want to know their reaction when they find out we were in a bed this time.

Me:...ah. fine. good night.

Gaara: night.

2:45pm

Me: this is getting to be boring. When the hell do we get this off??

Gaara: 20th.

Me: damn.

Gaara: nods

Me:...

Gaara: i somehow blame you.

Me: what!? Why would you blame me?!

Gaara: because.

Me: oh, jesus.