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Emmett
Carlisle
Tip 42: Music Class
Emmett!
Yes, Carlisle?
Why am I writing here instead of talking to you like a normal person?
I want to our conversation to be preserved for educational purposes.
I won't even ask…son, did you sell Edward's piano?
That's a wild accusation!
So you didn't?
No… I just said that it was a wild accusation…
Stop watching the Penguins of Madagascar
But I love King Julian!!
Why did you sell Edward's piano?
Ohh I didn't sell it…
I can't tell you how relieve I am. I knew not even you could have done something like that.
Nope, I didn't sold the piano…I gave it away!!
What!?!? EMMETT!!
You are probably wondering what all this is about. Well, my music class conflicted with my "Rosalie & me" time, and the teacher wouldn't let me out, and I couldn't fail the class or miss the date with Rosalie so… I had to come up with a plan; I knew she had a crush on Edward (why does everybody like him? He is the weirdest of all of us! I mean, is obvious that grizzly bears are a thousand times tastier than mountain lions! Everybody knows that!) And she likes everything Edward related, in fact she always "loses" his homework and assignments but we all know she keeps them in one of her drawers at home (don't ask me how we know that). So being the smart person that I am, I traded Edward's piano for my good grade and the permission to skip class! (Good plan, right? sometimes I'm amaze of my own intelligence) Oh, and I got Edward's permission!! I really did! I asked him if he could help me with my music class and he said yes! Even if he didn't know that by "help" I meant "can I give your piano to our obsessed teacher so she can leave me alone?" He should have known I meant that. But technically I did get permission. If you want to get out of your music class just bribe your teacher (blackmail works too), or you can record an instrument and play the record during class while you pretend to be playing the real instrument.
P.S. - I found out why everyone falls for Edward! Jasper is creepy and scary looking. I'm adorable and super hot, but Rosalie can be really scary if you even look at me…so the only one available is Edward! Ha! I knew I could solve this mystery! And I didn't have to call the Scooby Doo gang! Or Nancy Drew! I'm so smart! Bow down to my smartitude mortals!!
btw, there is a poll in my profile about the last tip for Emmett's Guide to Survive High School ;) please vote!
