Mira Sees All
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Conversation 51: Levy and Cana
(Cana is bolded - Levy is normal )
Hmm, books are the best. The plots are so exciting and yet reading in general is calming.
LEVY! Hide me! Hide me! Quick!
What!? What's wrong!? What are you hiding from!?
…not what….who?
Actually it's whom.
Levy- focus.
Right, sorry! Who are you hiding from?
Him.
Uh…You're going to have to be more specific. There are a lot of him's in this guild.
Father dearest is in town.
HIDE THIS WOMAN!
Now you're getting it!
Okay…I think he's gone to look for you in town.
It's safe?
Yes. You can come out from under the stool now.
Good. Hey, have you seen this mountain of gum under here?
Ew!
Hey, I worked hard on that!
You put the gum there?
Hell yeah. I want to see how big it gets before people start to notice.
…okay…that's not exactly sanitary though Cana…
Levy. You need to relax a little! You're going to get wrinkles if you're always worried about silly little things like 'sanitary bar stools'.
I don't see the correlation there.
The point is- I'm going to teach you how to have fun!
I know how to have fun!
Oh really? Yesterday was Friday night, the best night of the week. What did you do?
For your information- I really mixed it up last night!
How so?
Well…usually I read until 10pm and then I brush my teeth and go to bed…but last night, I brushed my teeth...but stayed up an extra hour after to finish the book!
Wow.
I know, right?!
No- I'm just amazed at myself for not falling asleep when you described that incredibly boring evening.
Well what did you do!?
I met up with some wizards from another guild and we stole a yacht and had a party in the Hargeon bay!
But…isn't that…illegal?
Silly Levy…It's only illegal if you get caught.
…no, I'm pretty sure it's still illegal either way…
It is?!
Yes…
Oh my god….
….
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Oh well- I'm pretty I'll charm my way out of it!
Sometimes I'm not sure if I fear you or fear for you.
Moving on. We need to teach you to loosen up more. Let your hair down once in a while, you know?
My hair is down today…and you meant the expression…right, I knew that.
Oh my god Levy. You need my help more than I anticipated.
Fine. Teach me to be more fun.
Yay! First of all- You need to learn how to handle your booze.
Oh, I don't drink.
Well you do now!
I don't think it's that easy to just…start drinking…?
What's so complicated?! You take alcohol and you drink it! Easy as…as…easy as drinking!
I don't know…what about hangovers…?
Don't worry! I have a great cure for hangovers! It's 100% effective!
Really?! What is it?
Okay, so whenever you have a hangover from drinking too much- all you have to do to get rid of it is eat a bagel, with just a little cream cheese, some chips, and a healthy side of more booze!
…Cana…we all love you…so we had this pamphlet on alcoholism printed up for you…I think now is a good a time as any to give it to you.
Alcoholism?! I'm not an alcoholic! I'm a fun-aholic!
…Just uh….look it over….okay?
Back to you! Okay, going straight into the drinking might have been too much. We should start with something simple.
Yes, thank you!
What is your current boyfriend situation?
Wha-!? All of a sudden… W-why?!
Please Levy. We're both women. You can tell me if you have a boyfriend.
Well…no…not in so many words. But…I…I might have…s-something…
Did he ask you to be his girlfriend officially?
…wel…n-no…
Then you're still single! Good! Because I'm going to teach you about the wonder of making out with random people in bars!
The what now!?
Don't be shy Levy! Unless….have you had your first kiss yet?
Ah! I uh…umm….you see….Oh my is that the time!? I have a uh…place to be!
Wait Levy come back! ….geez. Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only woman in this place who knows how to have fun. I need a wing-woman! Levy is not ready for that yet…I know! I'll get Lucy or Erza! Oh Girls…..
THE END.
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