Bookworm: TT~TT Gomensai! *Bows a thousand times* My computer went boom and I had to buy a new one and wait for it to come in and I've been busy with school lately-

Sasori: I think they get it, get on with the story!

"Come back here you blasted kids!" Screamed a man behind them, dripping in paint and feathers. "Just wait until I call the force on you!"

"You can't even catch us!" Kiyo mocked, dodging another kunai. "What makes you think a bunch of weak officers can catch us?!" Deidara laughed as five more paper bombs came their way. "Your aim sucks, yeah!" He called, as they exploded, destroying a poor merchant's food stand. "HEY!" The owner screamed.

"Blame on the old man, hmm!" He shouted, grabbing Kiyo's hand and pulling her in an alley. They slammed their backs against the wall and watched as the nin darted past. "You won't escape me!"

"We just did." Kiyo stated in a whisper, breaking down in giggles. They laughed for a few moments before sliding down on their bums. Deidara leaned his head against the wall, replaying the prank in his mind.

~88

"Why the hell do I gotta do this?!" Deidara growled, crossing his arms over his chest. "You're the female, NOT ME, un!"

Kiyo, who was currently filling balloons with paint, scoffed. "Quit your whinning Pretty boy, you're not the one getting permenant paint on your clothes."

"I'd rather be covered in paint than wearing THIS!" He snarled, his once green robes replaced with a dark blue kimono. How the hell she even managed to even convinced him to get the damn thing on was a mystery.

"Oh come on!" She pleaded, tying a knot. "I don't have long flowing hair like you, that old coot is more likely to follow you out if you ask nicely~"

"Your making it sound as though I'm seducing...HELL NO, yeah!" The kunoichi laughed, a waving a hand at him. "Pft, you'd probably scare him away, all you have to do is pretend you're in dire need of help and sway your hips as you do so."

Deidara's visible eyebrow twitched. This was suddenly turning into a deja` vu. Leader-bastard had assigned him on a solo-mission to infiltrate a rival orginization as a female. He had to wear girl clothes for three fucking months before blowing the base to pieces. The horrible feeling of wearing stuffed bra's, make up... The blonde shivered It was something he'd rather not think about...

Kiyo gave him an encouraging pat on the back. "Don't worry Pretty Boy, just think feminine. Shouldn't be to hard to do considering-"

"Finish that and you will regret it." He hissed. She snorted. "Who's the nin here? Me, so shut ya trap and get on out there."

~88

As much as he HATED wearing the kimono, the look on that old nin's face had been hilarious! Speaking of kiminos, he quickly discarded the aweful thing and underneath were his robes. Kiyo watched him. "Did I ever tell you those mouths on your hands are fucking sweet?" He chuckled. "Yeah, six times already." 'And counting.'

This was turning out to be one of the best missions he ever had. First he thought she was going to eat him or something, but the last few hours had been nothing but fun. And for the first time, he actually felt like a normal teen.

"You're fast for a traveler." Kiyo commented, once giggles under wrapped

He grinned. "Thank you. And you're slow for a ninja."

She punched his shoulder. "At least I look more of my gender!"

"Coming from the girl wearing boys' clothes, un."

"...Well played..."

Deidara smirked before getting to his feet. Below him, Kiyo frowned. "What? No help?" He cocked a playful eyebrow. "The all mighty kunoichi needs assistance? I'm sooo sorry, hear." He grabbed her hand and without warning, jerked her.

"Tryin' to rip my arm off?!"

"Yes."

Kiyo snorted and jabbed a thumb behind her. "How much you wanna bet old man's gonna be after us all day?"

Deidara threw his arms over his head in a casual manner as they walked out the alley. "I ain't betting jack with you, you lousy cheat."

"Hey!" She bristled. "That was only for the one card game!"

"The one that lost me half my ryo, hmm." He grumbled, subconsciously feeling his thinned out wallet. She shrugged, grinning. "Oh well, let it be a life experience for us all. Let's get some grub!" Deidara sighed half heartily before following on after her. "You better be paying."

She waved a reassuring hand. "Of course! And afterwords we can buy some new outfits!" He stopped, watching her go. 'Outfits...?'

-Tobi-

"SENPAAAAAIIII!" A masked man called, hanging upside down from a streetlight pole. "TOBI CAN'T FIND YOUUUUUU!"

He hung there, arms dangling like string. "Senpai...?" He had been searching for Deidara for almost four hours now and couldn't find a single trace. 'I wonder where Deidara-Senpai is...'

"Excuse me sonny." He looked down. A sweet looking granny was staring at him. Her rosy cheeks were plump and innocent as her eyes poured in his. "Are you okay?"

"Tobi can't find Senpai..." He answered glumly, falling to the ground. "Have you seen Senpai?"

She smiled sweetly. "What does your senpai look like?"

Tobi clapped his hands together. "Senpai has long blonde hair and a blue eye! Senpai has on tacky green robes, have you seen senpai?!"

The granny thought for a moment. 'Jesus Christ this kid's fucking insane!' "I saw a girl like that earlier, she was with another girl, both were the cutest things I've ever seen."

Tobi shook her hand violently. "Thank you Baa-chan!" Then he skipped away whistling. She furrowed her eyebrows. She didn't even get to give him WHERE she saw them. 'Pray Kami takes pity on that woman's poor soul.' She thought, shaking her head.

-Kiku and Sasori

Kiku-chan hissed in frusturation as she clutched her hair. "WHERE THE HELL COULD THAT BROAD HAVE GONE?! HOW THE MOTHERFREAKING HELL CAN WE NOT FIND HER, CHO!" Beside her, fingering his bloodied ear, stood Sasori. "Done yet?"

"Y-yeah..." She answered, slightly out of breath. "Sorta lost my cool there for a moment."

"'Sorta' is an understatment." He growled, weaving through the crowd of villagers. It was midafternoon and everyone was out in a marketing area, all except that blasted little ex-Ame nin. The blonde pouted. "How are we suppose to find Kyota? She's more slippery than wet soap in a bathtub, cho!"

The small red head rolled his eyes, watch and learn baka." He motioned her to stay, ignoring the middle finger she was giving him and walked towards a group of young ladies. He tugged on one of their sleeves. "E-excuse me..." His voice sounded small and scared, different from his bossy arrogant-self.

The brown head of the three looked down. "Yes?" She said resting her hands on her knees as she bent her knees.

Sasori looked down shyly, fiddeling his forefingers before raising his eyes. Kiku's jaw dropped, he was fucking crying!

"I can't find my Nee-san!" He nearly sobbed, covering his face with his hands. In an instant all three girls had surrounded him.

"What does your sister look like?" The raven haired asked, "We have have seen her, we've been here since dawn."

Sasori peeked through his eyes. "She has p-pretty violet hair and green eyes...we were playin' hide and go s-seek and I can't find her!" This sent several cooes.

The strawberry immediatly engulfed him in a hug. "You poor thing!" She nearly cried. Kiku thought Sasori was going to murder her, but didn't...surprisingly.

The brunette tilted her head, thinking back. "Violet hair you saw? I saw someone like that about ten minutes ago, she and some blonde girl in a kimono ran past here with some old coot chasing them." She froze, watching him start to shake. "Shit, uh, I mean..."

Sasori shot her a look. She nodded and crossed her forefingers. 'Transform!' She henged into a violet hair teen with green eyes, the very description he had given the girls.

"Ototo!" She exclaimed, jogging over to the scene. "There you are! I've been looking for you everywhere!" She scooped him up into a big hug and swung him around. "Where have you been?!"

"Nee-san!" He giggled, eagerly hugging her around the neck. Hugging her neck very tightly...She spluttered, feeling the oxygen leave her. 'Shit shit shit Oji-san!' The puppet glanced up at her, his eyes narrowed a fraction, sending shivers up her spine, she was soooo fucked...

'Oh well, might as well make it worth while.' She thought, not thinking she could did her grave any deeper. Setting the boy down, she turned and bowed to the three other girls. "Thank you so much for looking after my little brother. I hope he didn't bother you, he tends to over react to things." She wrapped an arm around his shoulders, ignoring the killer intent seeping off him.

They all smiled. "No problem, we're just happy you two found each other."

"Bye bye!" Sasori said with a huge grin. "Kaa-san's gonna kill nee-san if we're late for dinner." Sweat began to roll off her as he grabbed her hand and pulled her away. 'If there is any positive outcomes for this, I got to see my Oji-san act like a lost child.' She thought, silently anime crying as she drag her away.

-Dei and Kiyo-

"So," Kyote said, spinning around, showing off her new outfit. "Whatcha think?" She had traded in her old bagged up commoner clothes for a violet chinese top with black linning and very short black sleeves. She still had her black pants, blue sandals, but her hair had changed slightly. A chunk on it had been put in a stumpy ponytail and while her bangs had been tied and kept to one side of her face which was still held by a black clip.

"You look stunning, hmm."

She glanced away, flustered. "Sh-shut up...!"

"I give you a compliment and you shoot me down? The hell?" The kunoichi turned around, "I'll buy this." She informed the shop keeper. Deidara watched, somewhat confused. 'What did I say?' He wondered, observing her still red face.

"Are you gonna change too?"

The question took him by surprise, "What?"

Kyote grabbed his hand and pulled him to the nearest clothes rack. "Lets get you outta those ugly clothes!" He stumbled slightly and froze. 'What is...' On the lower half of her neck was a tattoo hauntingly familiar to the sharingan. He squinted his eyes, it looked awfully familiar. Thinking back, his eyes widened.

"Still toying with that thing?" A long haired white male said, his tone filled with disgust as he stared down at him. Orochimaru chuckled lightly, tracing a finger over his jaw, making him snarl in hatred. "Don't touch me, un!"

"He's the most rowdiest one that I've brought in." He cooed, making the man shake his head slightly. "How goes the experimentation?"

"So far no other patients could withstand the power of his kekkei genkai. They all...exploded." The blonde spat at him. "Burn in hell!"

He glared at the stranger, his blue eyes narrowed to a dangerous level. If that bastard so much as lay a hand on him-

A hand grabbed his chin, the man stared down at him, admiring. "You quite sure this is a male?" A hiss was his response. "Orochimaru-sama, you are right, he is a rowdy one." Deidara squinted his eyes, seeing a strange sharingan like tattoo on the side of his neck. "Won't be long before he breaks."

"The fuck are you doing?!" Kyote's loud voice threw him back into the present. He blinked, suddenly realizing how close he had gotten. The kunoichi pushed him down, her face tinted with pink. "Rude pig! Get dressed before I break your face!"

Deidara blinked, then furrowed his eyes. He leaped back to his feet and scoffed at Kiyo before stalking down the stock of clothes. The hell was her problem? 'I hope Kiku-chan NEVER turns out that way.'

As he walked up and down the aisles, Kiyo was sitting criss-cross outside with her hands over her chest. 'Stupid idiotic bastard!' She cursed inwardly, closing her eyes. After moment of silence, she opened them. The sun in te sky had shifted and it was going to be dark soon. 'I need to leave here before those nin find me,' She thought, subconsciously resting a hand on shoulder. 'I wish I was home...'

"Che, you sulking, un?"

Kiyo tilted her head to one side, watching him sit down beside her. "No, I'm pissed off." She answered simply, closing her eyes once more. Deidara shook his head. "In other words, you're sulking."

She bristled. "I am not sulking!"

"If you were mad, you'd be punching walls and anything in your line of sight. Isn't that what ninja do when their 'pissed'?"

"Listen here you-" Kiyo growled, eyes open once more. "You don't understand one thing about ninja..." She broke off, watching two sarcely familiar people weaving through the crowds. 'Shit!' "Time to go!" She said, grabbing the blonde's hand before body flickering away.

They appeared on top of a roof. Deidara snorted. "A hint of warning before you use that crap please, hmm!"

"I did say 'Time to go'! That's a pretty good warning!"

"I didn't think you were going to flicker away!"

"Well now ya did so shnaw!" She snapped, both twisting their heads in opposite directions. They would've stayed this way for several more minutes if it were for the rumbling coming below. They looked down. A man in an orange mask was around in a circle, screaming 'Senpai' repeatedly as he did so. Kiyo elbowed him. "I feel so sorry for the poor sucker that idiot's looking for." She snickered. Deidara groaned, his face meeting the roof.

She slapped a hand over her mouth as an explosion of laughter errupted. Deidara turned his head, watching she curled in utter laughter. "Sadly." He grumbled propping out an elbow to rest his head on as he watched his partner run around. Kiyo calmed her laughter and watched along side him. "You going down there?"

"Nope."

And that's a wrap. I especially liked the Sasori and Kiku part the best. Now reviewing urges me to type more chapters and thus updates. :)