62 Things the Avengers Are Not Allowed to Do.
YAAAY Double chapter! =D
Heh, I don't even know if people are still reading this. But oh well.
Next chapter tomorrow.
Maybe.
If I'm nice.
WARNING; CROSSOVER ALERT.
Hint:
Vatican Cameos.
Tony sighed as he and his fellow Avengers arrived outside the houses of Parliament. "Are we quite ready?" He asked as he watched Natasha check her gun for at least the twentieth time.
"Yeah. The guy is called Gordon Brown. He paid me insult once. We're going to return the favour." She stated emotionlessly.
Banner raised an eyebrow as he got out of the cab alongside Steve and Thor.
"Suit up Banner." Steve nodded.
Director Fury raised an eyebrow as his office phone started to ring. Taking a deep breath, he answered it. "Director Fury of S.H.I.E.L.D."
"Mycroft Holmes, head of MI6, British government." The voice on the other end of the line replied, his voice sharp. "I'm afraid we have a problem."
If Nick was surprised, he didn't show it. "This isn't my division."
"Oh I think you'll find it is Director. As we are currently holding a scientist, a super-solider, Norse god, a...genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist as he calls it, and two highly trained assassins." Mycroft said calmly, listening as Fury groaned out loud. "I believe you know these people."
"What did they do?" Fury questioned, rubbing his forehead as he started to feel a headache coming on.
"They have just tried to overthrow the British Government and replace our Prime Minister."
"I'll be in England as soon as possible."
Steve Rogers and the Avengers looked up as their cell door opened and a man with mousey brown hair walked in with a walk that he could easily recognise. "Which war soldier?" He asked.
"How do you know I'm a soldier?" The man asked, blinking slightly in surprise.
"Takes one to know one." Steve smiled. "Steve Rogers, Captain America." He introduced himself, holding out his hand to the man.
"Oh. Uhh, John Watson." John introduced himself with a smile.
"John, don't bother introducing yourselves to criminals." Another voice cut in smoothly, coming from a tall dark haired man with very visible cheekbones.
"Sherlock, take another look and make a deduction. These men, and lady, are heroes." A man added as he walked in with an umbrella alongside Director Fury.
"Mycroft, there are no such things as heroes." Sherlock sighed impatiently. "Take this brute with the red cape here for example. No hero I've ever heard of has ever carried a hammer, and most people don't do that in public. Most people don't dress like that in public. Hmmm...lets see. Slight childhood issues, recent family argue with the brother...or maybe father. Probably brother going by the way your jaw just clenched. Now, from his appearance, he looks like a trained solider, so perhaps army based or..." He started to trail off suddenly, seeing a couple of flaws in his mental reasoning as he looked Thor up and down. "But...wait, no. That doesn't make sense."
"It's ok. He apparently comes from a different world." Mycroft informed him, patting his younger brother on the shoulder.
Sherlock blinked at him for a moment, and shook his head, marching out of the cell and muttering to himself.
Mycroft sighed. "Sorry about that. He should be ok a bit later. Just needs time to get his mind around the idea. Now then...About you overthrowing our government..."
"Oh hell." Tony muttered as Fury stepped forwards and took a deep breath.
"Here we go." Clint agreed.
Rule number 48: The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow any government, without checking in with S.H.I.E.L.D. first.
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Kai XxxXxxX
