Let's start with the happier group today, kay?"Grr!" Itachi leapt off his log and tackled Kisame, then threw him into the nearby
lake.
Kisame, soaked, frightened, and unhappy, dragged himself to the shore
and laid there to dry. "Xeala was right, you are a fish stick,"
Itachi said, then sat back down to eat some type of substinance…
maybe tea. Or fish… that would work too.
"XEALA'S A
WHORE!!" Kisame screamed in anger. Itachi stood up, and an almost
visible aura of fire seemed to emanate from him. Kisame whimpered in
fear, then jumped back into the lake and swam quickly away. Suddenly,
the lake sploded.
Now for a humorous moment.
Stupid tour guide blonde: And here we have what was once lake blahdiblahdiblah…
Tourist:
Was once?
Stupid tour guide blonde: Yes. It's now known as St.
Itachi's Crater.
Tourist:
Who's Itachi?
Stupid tour guide blonde: I have no clue.
I thought it was funny…
Kisame flopped around on the now-dry bed of ground like a fish out of water. (HAHAHA FISH OUTTA WATER HAHAHA)
Itachi
sat back down to finish whatever substinance he had decided to eat.
Meanwhile.
Wait... where… oh there okay…
OH! Xeala
slammed a fist up into Sasuke's jaw, Sasuke grabbed her wrist and
Xeala twisted her arm, a kunai appeared, and Xeala pushed her arm
forward toward's Sasuke's face as he struggled to keep it away.
(Sasuke; you been burned, stop drop and rollll!) Sasuke shoved her
arm back at her with a burst of energy, then grabbed his katana,
Xeala jumped and planted her feet on the blade. Sasuke looked up at
the weapon of which he was holding vertically in the air, Xeala
acting as a perpendicular bisector to it. She hissed and grabbed his
face, then flung him over her head, slamming his body into a tree.
Her hands moved towards his neck, and Sasuke made a quick seal. Xeala
back-flipped up into the top of the tree, then planted her feet into
his back.
So far, all of this has taken roughly a little less
than five seconds. Damn ninja fighting is hard to describe.
Xeala
jumped back down and started fighting Sasuke mano-a-mano, Sasuke, of
course, still had his katana in one hand, but Xeala kept blocking or
dodging it. (6 second marker) Xeala spun a kick at Sasuke's
stomach, and Sasuke pulled his torso out of the way, then, with a
fierce (ha. Fierce?!) blow, slammed his sword into the place where
Xeala had been .015 seconds ago. Xeala laughed.
"You'll have
to do better than that, Sasuke!" Xeala grinned, and moved to jump
away. But didn't. Panic hit her face, as she turned to look at the
katana that had stuck itself down the back her kimono and left shoe.
Xeala glared… then spat in Sasuke's face. One quick seal, and
Sasuke had to jump back before Xeala unleashed one of the biggest
fireballs ever. Sasuke watched for a half-second, then spun back to
where Xeala was trying to get the katana out of her clothing. Sasuke
jumped and caught her wrists, and Xeala hissed at him, ripping out of
his grip, and a small cylinder of glass hit the dirt, and Xeala
looked down. "What is that," she pushed it into view with her
free foot, and stared at what must have been one of the world's
smallest shots. Sasuke grabbed his katana out of her kimono and
retreated back a few feet, waiting for a reaction. Xeala looked up,
horrified and completely enraged, and locked eyes with Sasuke.
"Drugs, Sasuke?"
"No."
"Then what did you,"—her
right arm went limp—"Oh, wow, that makes me shit outta luck…
I'll kill you quickly."
"Try!"
"I HAVEN'T BEEN!" Xeala unleashed a tornado of anger on
Sasuke's too-slow forearm blocks. Five times, she clipped his hair,
one time she had managed to drive a kunai a millimeter through his
thick head. Xeala took a few side steps to reposition herself, when
her legs completely collapsed, and she fell to the ground. She
growled, stuck sitting like a deer.
"Who's
winning now, whore?"
"Not you… cheater…" Xeala's
cheek twitched as her left arm dropped, and her brow eyes fluttered
several times… before she fell backwards into the dirt, her eyes
leering into Sasuke's as he walked towards her with his katana
pointing towards her heart. "…ch-cheater!" Xeala's head hit
the ground, eyes closed, and there was silence.
"Exactly."
THAT WAS INTENSE!!!
wOO!!
sorry about the late updates I'm sorry I'm sorry I
love writing it it took a while to figure out how I was gonna have
this work
