Let's start with the happier group today, kay?

"Grr!" Itachi leapt off his log and tackled Kisame, then threw him into the nearby

lake. Kisame, soaked, frightened, and unhappy, dragged himself to the shore and laid there to dry. "Xeala was right, you are a fish stick," Itachi said, then sat back down to eat some type of substinance… maybe tea. Or fish… that would work too.
"XEALA'S A WHORE!!" Kisame screamed in anger. Itachi stood up, and an almost visible aura of fire seemed to emanate from him. Kisame whimpered in fear, then jumped back into the lake and swam quickly away. Suddenly, the lake sploded.

Now for a humorous moment.

Stupid tour guide blonde: And here we have what was once lake blahdiblahdiblah…

Tourist: Was once?
Stupid tour guide blonde: Yes. It's now known as St. Itachi's Crater.

Tourist: Who's Itachi?
Stupid tour guide blonde: I have no clue.

I thought it was funny…

Kisame flopped around on the now-dry bed of ground like a fish out of water. (HAHAHA FISH OUTTA WATER HAHAHA)

Itachi sat back down to finish whatever substinance he had decided to eat.
Meanwhile.
Wait... where… oh there okay…
OH! Xeala slammed a fist up into Sasuke's jaw, Sasuke grabbed her wrist and Xeala twisted her arm, a kunai appeared, and Xeala pushed her arm forward toward's Sasuke's face as he struggled to keep it away. (Sasuke; you been burned, stop drop and rollll!) Sasuke shoved her arm back at her with a burst of energy, then grabbed his katana, Xeala jumped and planted her feet on the blade. Sasuke looked up at the weapon of which he was holding vertically in the air, Xeala acting as a perpendicular bisector to it. She hissed and grabbed his face, then flung him over her head, slamming his body into a tree. Her hands moved towards his neck, and Sasuke made a quick seal. Xeala back-flipped up into the top of the tree, then planted her feet into his back.
So far, all of this has taken roughly a little less than five seconds. Damn ninja fighting is hard to describe.
Xeala jumped back down and started fighting Sasuke mano-a-mano, Sasuke, of course, still had his katana in one hand, but Xeala kept blocking or dodging it. (6 second marker) Xeala spun a kick at Sasuke's stomach, and Sasuke pulled his torso out of the way, then, with a fierce (ha. Fierce?!) blow, slammed his sword into the place where Xeala had been .015 seconds ago. Xeala laughed.
"You'll have to do better than that, Sasuke!" Xeala grinned, and moved to jump away. But didn't. Panic hit her face, as she turned to look at the katana that had stuck itself down the back her kimono and left shoe. Xeala glared… then spat in Sasuke's face. One quick seal, and Sasuke had to jump back before Xeala unleashed one of the biggest fireballs ever. Sasuke watched for a half-second, then spun back to where Xeala was trying to get the katana out of her clothing. Sasuke jumped and caught her wrists, and Xeala hissed at him, ripping out of his grip, and a small cylinder of glass hit the dirt, and Xeala looked down. "What is that," she pushed it into view with her free foot, and stared at what must have been one of the world's smallest shots. Sasuke grabbed his katana out of her kimono and retreated back a few feet, waiting for a reaction. Xeala looked up, horrified and completely enraged, and locked eyes with Sasuke.
"Drugs, Sasuke?"
"No."
"Then what did you,"—her right arm went limp—"Oh, wow, that makes me shit outta luck… I'll kill you quickly."

"Try!"
"I HAVEN'T BEEN!" Xeala unleashed a tornado of anger on Sasuke's too-slow forearm blocks. Five times, she clipped his hair, one time she had managed to drive a kunai a millimeter through his thick head. Xeala took a few side steps to reposition herself, when her legs completely collapsed, and she fell to the ground. She growled, stuck sitting like a deer.

"Who's winning now, whore?"
"Not you… cheater…" Xeala's cheek twitched as her left arm dropped, and her brow eyes fluttered several times… before she fell backwards into the dirt, her eyes leering into Sasuke's as he walked towards her with his katana pointing towards her heart. "…ch-cheater!" Xeala's head hit the ground, eyes closed, and there was silence.

"Exactly."

THAT WAS INTENSE!!!
wOO!!
sorry about the late updates I'm sorry I'm sorry I love writing it it took a while to figure out how I was gonna have this work