Private then fainted. Kowalski rolled his eyes, things were getting too crazy for him.

Bella walked in glaring, "I'm trying to-" She paused. "What happened here?"

"Do you know what happens when SP's eyes turn purple?"

Bella shook her head. "No."


"Oh crap!" Cowtails SOMEHOW crawled to the bathroom and puked in the toilet.


"Kowalski I'll handle this, something's wrong with Cowtails!" Skipper shouted, entering.

"hmm?" Private mumbled.


Cowtails sat on the floor feeling dizzy.

Kowalski ran in, "What happened?"


SP started growling in her sleep that Skipper should keep his flippers off HER skittles.


"I don't know..." Cowtails said, holding her stomach. She crawled back to the hospital wing with Kowalski following her.


SP sat up, holding her head. "Oww..."

"Are you okay?" Private questioned.


"Kowalski what's wrong with me? Other than the three broken limbs?" Cowtails asked.


SP gave him a annoyed look. "Oh yeah, I feel sooo great... Thanks for that naive question!"


Kowalski frowned. "Might be the cause of the dirty things that happened."


Private whimpered.


"What do you mean?"


SP's eyes flashed back to blue green. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like that!"


Kowalski looked away. "You know, the dirty things Clemson did."


"S-SP?"


"you don't mean?" Cowtails started crying, "No no no!"


"What?"


"I'm sorry Cowtails, I should of got there quicker..." Kowalski said, looking down.


"What's wrong?"

"Just a headache."

"Well why don't you lay down in your bed? And try to have a GOOD sleep?" Private suggested.


"Kowalski... What am I gonna DO?!"


SP sighed. "Maybe." Then got on her bed and went to sleep.


"I-I-I-I don't know! I never seen this happen before! I really need to tell Skipper this."


Private sighed then cuddled up to SP. (DAWW)


"No no!" Cowtails sat up and grabbed Kowalski with her good arm, "you CANNOT tell anyone..."

"What am I supposed to do?! They probably will find out anyway!"

"But we can't tell anyone yet!" Cowtails flopped back on the bed and cried. "What am I gonna do...? I'm too young for this!"

"You'll get through it. It's not the end of the world." Kowalski smiled weakly.

"Kowalski... Stay here..." Cowtails grabbed his flipper. "Please..."

Kowalski nodded.


Private stretched and yawned.


Cowtails hugged his flipper and cried herself to sleep. Kowalski smiled softly.


SP muttered in her sleep. "Kowalski, flippers off my candy or you won't have two legs to stand on...Yeah...That's what I thought."

"SP?"


Cowtails struggled a little then tugged on Kowalski's flipper. He stared at her confused. Cowtails kept tugging. Then she stopped, cuddling it again. She giggled. Cowtails frowned suddenly. "No Clemson...I don't secretly like you...I hate your guts..." She kicked in her sleep, "Clemson no...stay back...get off me..."

"Cowtails?" Kowalski asked.

Cowtails paused. "How did you turn into Kowalski? Why are you still on top of me?"

"Cowtails!"

"GET OFF! AHHH!"

"COWTAILS WAKE UP!"

She opened her eyes, "Why are you yelling?" She saw a spider on the bed. "AHH SPIDER!" Cowtails clinged to Kowalski.

"It's just a spider Cowtails!" Kowalski chuckled.

Cowtails whimpered, "it's still a spider..." Kowalski sat her on the floor then got the spider out with a tissue. He came back to put her back on the bed. "this sucks... I would rather it be JULIENS baby than it be CLEMSONS!"

"Why would it matter?" Kowalski asked with his brow raised.

"Because I like YOU, Clemson's EVIL, AND I'M TOO YOUNG."

Kowalski sighed, "I understand why you're hiding it from the team but we can't even tell SP?"

"I guess we should..."

Kowalski went downstairs. "SP!"

SP woke up, "Huh?"

"Upstairs, now."

SP followed Kowalski into the lab. "So what's going on?"

"Remember the dirty things Clemson did?"

"How could I forget-WAIT Tell me he didn't get her..."

"Yep. But everybody else can't know yet."

"Oh my mystic, I'm so sorry Cowtails. You're so young for this!"

"Yes...We rephrased that."

"Please don't tell skipper...he wasn't there to see what Clemson did, so he probably will think KOWALSKI did it..."

"Due to his paranoid mind..." SP walked back to bed.

Cowtails held her stomach. "Ow! Whaat the flippin' heck?!"

Kowalski snickered, "I think it kicked you.."

"How is that possible?! And hey, it's not funny!" Cowtails pouted.

"Did I say it was funny, Miss adorable?"

"Grrr...sometimes I wanna tackle you..." Cowtails narrowed her eyes.

"Aw but you can't!"

"You think I won't just because my legs and arm are broken..." Cowtails tackled Kowalski.

"Whatever you do, no tickling."

She smirked then tickled him. "AAAHHHHAHAHA! I'M EVIL!"


Private tilted his head confused then started going upstairs.


Kowalski laughed while trying to get away. "Please stop!"

"NEVER!"

Private walked in, "Hey guys, what's with the yell-" He froze.

Cowtails did too.

Private ran away, "SP! THEY'RE DOING DIRTY STUFF IN THE LAB!"

"SH**" Cowtails cursed.