"Philippines, Namaste." India did his trademark greeting to his visitor. She was wearing a simple sundress and a white sandals, complete with a straw hat. Her hair was on braids and India noticed that the young nation age a bit.

"Namaste." Philippines did the same but with noticeable mistakes. India just smiled it out and appreciated the gesture of his friend.

"What brings you here in my area Philippines?" He asked.

"Well, big brother China sent me to a field trip. He said that I should experience other culture than America's and Japan's." Philippines pouted and crossed her arms. India laughed a little bit and remarked on the back of his head that the young nation hasn't changed one bit.

Philippines on the other hand, found her words rather offensive and tried to take it back, "B-but it doesn't mean that I don't like your culture big brother India. I didn't mean anything ill at that at all."

India blinked and was surprised. He smiled and replied, "Of course, you didn't."

"India, why is your cow dress like that?" Philippines asked and pointed out in the distance.

"Ah," India saw the cow Philippines meant and understood what she was asking, "That is because today is Gopastami."

"Gopastami?"

"It means cow holiday."

"Why does your cow have a holiday?" Philippines asked curiously. "Why aren't my country have a cow holiday?!"

India laughed at the young nation's naivety and told her a story, "You see here in my country cows are considered holy and sacred."

"Why is that?"

"Because almost every part of its body can be used by my people."

"I see….." Philippines nodded in agreement and remembered a very familiar animal back at her home, "It's like our chicken back home!"

"Your chicken?" India was shocked and raised a brow. "Can every parts of the chicken be of use for your people?"

"Well not technically use. But instead we can eat every part of its body like adidas, helmet, kurbata and balunbalunan!"

"Ah, I see." India was slightly disappointed at how Philippines processed what he said. He deeply sighed and tried it once more, "No, I mean every part of it can be used. Its hide can be use as leather. Even its hooves can be used by my people!"

"Even its poop?" Philippines asked hesitantly.

"It's called cow dung and yes my people eat their waste." India replied.

"You guys eat the poop?!" Philippines exclaimed and felt a chill on her spine.

"Cow dung." India repeated himself.

"Ah yes." Philippines apologized and tried again, "It's called Cow dung poop. Sorry about that."

"Philippines, no." India face palmed and was in despair. This young nation's obliviousness knows no bound.

[Author's Notes]

Guess whose back? Did anyone miss me?

I'll keep this short because this is practically self-explanatory. If someone whose religion is Hinduism and considered this as offensive just tell me. I will take it down immediately. ^^