Ch.51: Loopy

Danny stumbled around before collapsing in the middle of the street with a loud groan. Joker, who had been in the middle of a loud laughing fit, looked down at the downed teen confused. "What's up with you, Spooky? Why are you on the ground?"

"My head hurts from all the buildings I've run into." Danny groaned.

Joker shrugged. "So? You run into buildings all the time! What makes this time different?"

"The fact all the times I've done tonight have been head first."

"OH~!"

"Yeah…" Danny mumbled before groaning "I think I'm going to sleep now…"

"Wait! You can't just fall asleep in-"

Snore.

"…or totally ignore me…that works too…"


(Danny's Dream World)

Danny, complete in a full army suit, drove the tank into the midst of the war with a completely calm face. He drove the tank as if he were taking a ride down an empty city street in the middle of spring. His smile was big and he absentmindedly looked back and forth, pretending all the explosions and flames were flowers.

"Sir!" Tucker said, saluting to the black-haired captain.

"Yeah?" Danny asked, looking to his friend with a smile.

"We're surrounded on all sides, Sir!" Sam informed and a complete change overtook Danny. He turned serious and put on his army helmet. He began hitting the 'fire' button over and over.

"Great! That means we can fire anywhere!"

The small tank began taking down taking down the enemy that happened to be Jason-


"OW~! Joker~! Why'd you kick me in the head?" Danny groaned, rubbing his sore and pounding skull with a pout as he gazed up at the white-skinned freak above him.

The green-haired weirdo made a face and said "You were ignoring me~!"

"No, I was sleeping away a concussion." Danny stated with his sad pout. In his mind, he began thinking about how coincidental Jason being the enemy was in his dream.

The teen received no sympathy for his concussion from his friend.

"So~! What about that one time you jumped on me when I had a couple of broken ribs? Hmm?" Joker questioned expectantly.

Danny shrugged. "You kept laughing so I assumed you were fine…"

Joker face-palmed.

"What did you do to him?!" Batman questioned as he landed beside the teen. He nudged Danny with his foot, making Danny groan.

"He crashed into a bunch of buildings!" Joker said defensively.

"Uh-huh sure…" Batman mumbled, bending down and throwing Danny over his shoulder like the sack of potatoes he was. The teen groaned in pleasure before falling asleep again.

Joker fought with the Dark Knight verbally for a few more minutes, Batman still blaming Joker for Danny's budding headache.

Then Danny, who had just reawaken, pushed himself up so he looked like he was standing in Batman's arms. He shouted "Jason, don't shoot!" before falling back and out of the Dark Knight's arms, head-first.

"OOOOOWWWWWwww~!"

Batman's and Joker's mouths fell open in shock. The green-haired freak pointed at Batman accusingly. "You should be arrested for child abuse."

"How is that child abuse? He dove out of my arms!"

"He didn't dive! You dropped him!"

"I did not!"

Bud, Lou, and Banshee, who were all standing off to the side, watched the fight like a tennis match. Banshee finally stepped forward, took Danny's cape in his mouth, and began dragging him away with Bud and Lou following behind, leaving the two adults to bicker among themselves.

The three dragged the almost unconscious Danny to the park where they all hid in a hollow tree, squished together.

Danny, who was on the verge of unconsciousness, patted Bud's head. "Thank you Pinto-Bean."

Then he patted Lou's head. "Thank you Dirt-Stain."

Danny reached up with a groan and patted Banshee's head, as the hyena was practically lying on his head. "Thank you Sugar Stick."

The four beings, still squished together, rested in the hollowed tree for awhile before Bud started laughing, followed by Banshee and Lou. Danny also joined them in laughing. Their mirth was loud and echoed within the close chambers of the tree.

Half An Hour Later...

Batman and Joker stood outside the hollow tree, listening to the laughter and shaking their heads.


This idea came to me while I was ready to fall asleep so... Yeah... It's random.

Kadzait: YOU THINK?

Yeah... I do. Anyways, tomorrow is "suspense day" cause I need to get something out of the way. *thumbs up*

Thanks to these people for favoriting and/or following: Shy Wolf.

Reviews:

YumiStar: It was just supposed to be funny! XD

Guest(1): I KNEW I COULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE! XD

Poohbearmorris: I'd never tell anyone either. XD I like you too much to kill you.

Scheffelman: HA!

KainVixenheim: I am rubbing it in your face cause I did it again yesterday. XD Tucker dances pretty bad.

JP-Rider: Aw thanks~!

Ninuhuju: Oh YEAH. Definitely.

Shy Wolf: *smiles*

Guest of Honor: Stuff like that always comes out. XD Yeah punching bag~!

Heiress of Slytherin Serenity: That's nice. :)

heofBOOYAH: I can't write romance, I can't read romance, I can't watch romance... In real life, it's ok, I guess. I mean... *shrugs* I don't know. I'm the type of girl to get a boyfriend but treat him as if I hated him. :/ I know you'll get to it soon. No worries!

GreenDrkness: Aw, I'm glad you liked~!

Lexosaurus: WOO! No romance! No one's stupid enough to date me... *shrugs* I thought the same thing but apparently Danny thinks its embarrassing. XD

Bibbledoo: I'm-a so glad you enjoyed~!

Sarra Torrens: *bows*

Animegal1357: Mm-hmm.

Anime Hotty Lover. 18: Hehehe~! Yeah~!

Natashawagner122: Yes you are. XD

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SweetyKinz: Heh heh... Timmy... XD I like random so, you know, yeah... XD

Heiress of Slytherin Serenity: That's pleasant. :)

Ethiopian1987: I like DannyxSam but I don't like writing romance so NO PAIRINGS! YEAH~! XD (That and everyone would complain on the pairing I would choose...)

Expergiscimi: Because it would be embarrassing for anyone to find out where Danny learned how to dance! :D

H. H. Xia: JASON! Where are you?! XD