Ron: Harry, I know your true feelings for Hermione.
Harry: You do??
Ron: Yes I do.
Harry: But Ron, you're with Hermione! I never meant to-
Ron: Well I had her first!
Harry: Well, I liked her!
Ron: But I'M going out with her!
Harry: That's why I want her!
Hermione: Wait what???
Harry: Ron, I'm sick of you having all the attention.
Ron: I'm sorry Harry! You can have Hermione if you want her.
Harry: sniff I don't want her.I only did because you wanted her.
Hermione: Guys??
Ron: I never liked her either! laughs
Harry: Really??
Ron: Yeah!
Harry: Whoa! Now let's go hook up with those twins!
Ron: Alright!!
Hermione: What about MEE??
Harry: Well, uh, Snape's over there and... well you can figure out the rest.
Voldemort: Whoaa girls just wanna have fuu-un!
Trelawney: Like OMG Harry! You're not going to die today!
Harry: Really??
Trelawney: Yeah!
Harry: That's great! So um,,, when AM I going to die?
Trelawny: No... Harry... you're not going to die. EVER. You're going to be all old and wrinkly and have to go to a muggle hospital!
Harry: NOOOOO!!
Hermione: Like Ohmygawd I soo totally have to go get a mani pedi... my cuticles are like GONE!
Cho: Harry, I feel sorry for you. That's why I went out with you.
Harry: Really?? It had nothing to do with the fact that I was the freakin boy who lived?? Huh???
Cho: No not really. I just wanted to see up close if you really did give yourself a henna tattoo on your forehead. Yup. It's there alright.