Ron: Harry, I know your true feelings for Hermione.

Harry: You do??

Ron: Yes I do.

Harry: But Ron, you're with Hermione! I never meant to-

Ron: Well I had her first!

Harry: Well, I liked her!

Ron: But I'M going out with her!

Harry: That's why I want her!

Hermione: Wait what???

Harry: Ron, I'm sick of you having all the attention.

Ron: I'm sorry Harry! You can have Hermione if you want her.

Harry: sniff I don't want her.I only did because you wanted her.

Hermione: Guys??

Ron: I never liked her either! laughs

Harry: Really??

Ron: Yeah!

Harry: Whoa! Now let's go hook up with those twins!

Ron: Alright!!

Hermione: What about MEE??

Harry: Well, uh, Snape's over there and... well you can figure out the rest.


Voldemort: Whoaa girls just wanna have fuu-un!
Trelawney: Like OMG Harry! You're not going to die today!

Harry: Really??

Trelawney: Yeah!

Harry: That's great! So um,,, when AM I going to die?

Trelawny: No... Harry... you're not going to die. EVER. You're going to be all old and wrinkly and have to go to a muggle hospital!

Harry: NOOOOO!!


Hermione: Like Ohmygawd I soo totally have to go get a mani pedi... my cuticles are like GONE!


Cho: Harry, I feel sorry for you. That's why I went out with you.

Harry: Really?? It had nothing to do with the fact that I was the freakin boy who lived?? Huh???

Cho: No not really. I just wanted to see up close if you really did give yourself a henna tattoo on your forehead. Yup. It's there alright.