Jessica and Rob were in their kitchen, Rob had her feet up on the kitchen table reading a book, Jessica standing at the counter, flipping through a magazine. Their brother's girlfriend came in from the backyard. He brought her over so she could spend a little more time with his family, and hopefully bond with Jessica. He only had hopes for Jessica, because Rob had made it very clear to him that she'd rather put a gun in her mouth and pull the trigger. She really could not wait for her to leave. "What's that size of the average male penis?"
The twins brought their eyes up to look at eachother, slightly confused by this random question. Jessica did an eyebrow shrug and they both looked back at their reading material. Rob sighed, "As opposed to the female penis?"
There was a few seconds of silence. The twenty year old leaned forward slightly, and said in a low, astonished voice, "Girls can have penises?"
Rob's head shot up. She stayed quiet for a few seconds, then looked at her, seeing her sister looking up as Rob turned her head. She looked at Don's girlfriend, her mouth opened, then closed. She looked back to her sister and shook her head. She mouthed, "I don't..."
"That, is my brother's wife and mother of my neice and nephew ladies and gentlemen." Rob said to the team, nodding, her forced smile turning to a look of disgust.
"That really happened," Jessica nodded saddly.
"She is a devious woman," Rob said after House had told her about Arlene. Less than half of her was laying on the couch, her legs on his coffee table, ass in the space between.
"I think I liked it better when you were ignoring me." House said as he limped into the livingroom with a beer in each hand. He set one on her stomach, then went around the table so he could sit next to her. "At least I got reprieve from you and your more annoy half's constant babbling about my love life." He clinked his bottle against hers, "To the several years after you moved away that I got some peace. But then Wilson started annoying me about her."
"Yeah, Jessica told him about our end game of getting you two together right before we left."
"Where's your sister?"
"I dunno. Probably listening to Wade bitch."
"Ah," he grabbed the remote and turned on the tv.
"He's leaving tomorrow," she said. "Is it bad that I kinda want him gone?" She asked curiously.
"Nope. Completely normal," he answered seriously. He looked down at her, "That has to be uncomfortable."
She shrugged, "Eh." But when she started to slide down, she pushed herself up into the sitting position and leaned against the arm of the couch. She twisted the lid off and took a drink of her beer.
"So what's up with Don being married?"
"He knocked up this girl, they got married."
"Ah," he nodded, "they're respecting the age old tradition of marriage."
Her eyebrows drew together as she looked at nothing in particular, "She's blonde."
House blinked a few times, then looked at her, "What?"
"And younger."
He nearly choked on his drink. "What?"
"That's what I said," she agreed. "We were all very surprised when he started dating her. Though I suppose her ass was what drew him to her in the first place." She looked at House, "I have to wish that his kids have the intelligence of their father. As the younger sister, I'm not sposed to to wish that."
"Is she hot at least?"
Rob nodded, "Yeah. I might have a picture. Plus she's 24, so that's a bonus in your book."
House's eyebrows furrowed when he heard Cuddy's voice, "Oh I love Greg, but if you go against a patient's wishing, you're calling her a liar. And if something goes wrong, I end up in court, having to defend the big mean doctor, albeit with dreamy eyes, who wouldn't believe the nice suburban mom. And even though his cane makes me melt, do the damn surgery."
About half way through that, Rob groaned, "I don't want to talk to you."
"Then don't answer it."
"But then she'll get all pissy." She pushed herself off the couch and went to get her phone. She answered it after the second, 'Oh I love Greg'. "What do you want?...I'm at Greg's...Would you like to come get me?...Yeah, didn't think so...I'll just come later, you don't need me at this moment...Bye honeybuns," she answered pepily. She smiled and sat back down.
"Who was that?"
"Stacy."
"What was with the ringtone?" Rob threw her head back and laughed.
"Don't you have anything better to do than annoy me?" Cuddy asked tiredly. She was in her office talking to Rob on speaker phone.
"Not for hours," Rob answered. "Stacy's like, busy and stuff. As is Wilson."
"I thought you weren't talking to Stacy?"
"Obviously, I'm talking to you."
Cuddy sighed, "You know what I mean, I thought you were boycotting communications with her."
"Oh, yeah, that's happening. I kinda answered out of habit. You'd always tell me to go annoy Stacy, Wilson, or Greg."
"For some reason, I thought you'd mature a little more once you were in your teens."
Rob laughed, "You're funny Lisa."
Cuddy rolled her eyes when she saw House coming towards her office, "Hold on a minute." She stood up and talked to House. While she did her fabulous impression of Stacy, Rob was recording it on her cell phone.
