Dear Diary,
I escaped the whole group and currently I have clothes on again.
I hope they didn't see that much of me, but I'm not too sure about that.
I really have no idea how long they have been standing behind me.
They are really sneaky you know. Who seriously thinks about looking behind them?
I don't have eyes in the back of my head, so I would never have seen them.
Can you buy that kind of things somewhere? It would be very convenient to
have eyes in the back of my head. And I could creep people out by lifting
my hair up and blink with those eyes. I would have so much fun.
I just walked into the living room and Kisame and Kakuzu are standing behind a table.
There is a sign on the table, but I can't read what's on it. Konan is standing before it.
I tried peeking around her, but Sasori only got in the way then. Actually all of the members are here,
looking at something that is on that table. What are they doing?
I walked up to the table and it's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Stacks of pictures of me being naked are displayed on the table.
They were taking pictures of me! So this is happening again! I need to destroy them all!
They threw me out! What the hell are they doing with those pictures?
Oh no. That can't be right. They couldn't have said that.
They are seriously keeping an auction with my pictures. They can bet on the one they want!
Why would they want a picture of me in the first place? Are they going to use this against me?
I'm so afraid of them right now. I need to hide somewhere. Thankfully I'm back home,
so I can sit in my closet again. Let's go diary!
Everything seems quiet. I think we are safe. We just need to keep still
and this will all be over soon. As long as they aren't able to find us,
they can't hurt us. This is a life's lesson diary, so remember it.
Okay this is very strange. Itachi just crawled into the closet and sat down next to me.
He's showing the pictures he just bought to me. Like I want to see them!
What the hell is his problem anyway? I'm naked in all of them and
he made sure that was the most important feature in the picture.
Does he really need to know how my naked butt looks? I don't need to know
and I can see it in the mirror. He's even smiling creepily. I want him to go away.
Tobi crawled in too. He sat down on my other side and now I'm cramped between the two.
I can't breathe properly… And he had to show his pictures too.
Like I care what kind of pictures he has! He has pictures of me
where I'm running around naked. He points out how happy I look while doing it
and then Itachi had to see them too. They are actually trading pictures now like they are cards you can collect.
I'm wondering who will enter next…
Love, Deidara
Characters © Masashi Kishimoto
I left a good opening here right? If you have any ideas about who has what kind of pictures, let me know in a review. This will also bring you closer to the 200! Only 12 more to go and Jaggermania has her mind set on it;)
