Me: Here comes another match.
The Ice Climbers charged first. They both took out a Mr. Freezie and shot them at the twin gods with their mallets. Chip dodged while Chocolate…
"Look! I'm a Chocolate Popsicle!" Chocolate grinned before licking the ice he was trapped in and getting his tongue stuck, "Uh… uh-uh… uh-uh-uh…"
Lyra Note sighed before defending the two with lasers shaped like notes.
"Shock Note!" Lyra Note shouted as the notes electrocuted the twins.
She then whacked them with Chocolate AKA the only thing that would be considered a hockey puck in the place. The ice shattered and Chocolate's device sparked.
"GOOOOOAAAAAAL!!!!" Chocolate shouted.
A Smash Trophy appeared and YL activated it. Ash appeared.
"Looks like I'm up for a Final Smash," Ash chuckled, "Charizard, Ivysaur, Squirtle, use TRIPLE FINISH!"
Ash called all three of his Pokemon out. Squirtle fired Hydro Cannon, Charizard launched a Burst Breath, and Ivysaur fired Solarbeam. Lyra Note was the only one who dodged it while Chocolate and Chip were sent flying… along with the two they grabbed to hold onto; the Ice Climbers.
"Whoops…" Pikachu sweatdropped.
"Your trainer is a baka," Pichu giggled while she was sitting comfortably in Maylu's lap.
"He's not just a trainer," Pikachu argued, "He's my best and first friend. And any reason why you're in her lap. You didn't sit in anyone's lap the last time you were here."
Pichu glared at Pikachu, who went to drinking his favorite thing; ketchup.
Ash vanished quickly as a Smash Ball and a hokey stick with a strange device on it appeared. Chip and Chocolate grabbed it and a green hockey puck came out of it. They tapped it and it shot at the smash Ball, breaking it.
"FINAL SMASH!" both shouted.
Chocolate transformed into his true form, Perfect Dark Gaia, while Chip became the Gaia Colossus. YL and Ice Climbers gulped.
"Shall we?" Gaia Colossus asked.
"HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN!" PDG roared.
Perfect Dark Gaia released blast laser beams from his main eye as he slashed and clawed the Ice Climbers while YL was clobbered by Gaia Colossus. After a few minutes, they changed back, still holding the hockey stick and the Ice Climbers were out of stocks.
"For some reason, I wanna wear a skimpy outfit," Chocolate stated.
Lyra Note clonked him with her guitar.
"Ouch…" Chip flinched.
Chocolate's device sparked.
"I'll give you a Metabee Boppin'!" Chocolate declared, imitating a certain Medabot.
"Ki-kik-ki! YOU COPY CAT!" Metabee shouted.
-He's gonna kill Chocolate- CH said –He's gonna kill Chocolate better than the time I entered that competition-
There was a big stage where the winner of a talent show was about to be announced. Crazy Hand was anxious for the results.
"And the grand prize goes to...the Von Trapp Family singers."
"Oh that is bulls…" Crazy Hand's utter of the word 'shit' was drowned out by the audience's clapping.
Everyone stared at him.
-Please don't ask how he does that. It just happens- MH sighed, shaking his head.
YL took out a bomb and threw it. Chocolate caught it.
"Ooh! A big bonbon!" Chocolate grinned.
"NO!" Chip yelped, flying at Chocolate.
Chip grabbed it and tried to pull it away from Chocolate, who refused to let go of his 'bonbon.' The fuse burned away completely and no explosion. Chip stopped pulling and the two looked up at where the fuse was.
"Where did my white licorice go?" Chocolate asked.
BOOM!
Not even a second after Chocolate said that, the bomb went off. Both, charred and blackened by the explosion, screamed as the were sent flying, losing their last stock.
"So it's just us now?" Lyra Note pondered.
YL nodded.
"I won't go easy since you're a girl," YL stated.
"Uh oh…" Rockman sweatdropped.
"What?" Ikki pondered.
"He just unintentionally made a sexist comment at Lyra Note," Rockman replied.
"Lyra just hates that," Omega-Xis said, "And so does Sonia."
"Get Doc to the Entrance Room before the match ends since Lyra Note will beat him to a pulp," Rockman said.
YL screamed as he ducked behind a broken wall as Lyra Note fired her Shock Note attack at full force. After a few seconds, the wall collapsed and YL jumped down a hole. Lyra Note followed. Down the hole to see she was in a large cavern. YL whistled at her. She turned to see YL at a lower level. She ran right at him but couldn't get close to him. YL pointed down. Lyra Note looked down to see nothing beneath her. She giggled nervously and YL waved. Lyra Note waved before falling down, losing a stock.
"Did she not see the trap?" Charizard asked.
"When she's like that, she's oblivious of everything except the one she wants to beat up," Rockman sighed as they saw Lyra Note come back.
"Anyone up for a bet that she does it again?" Metabee asked.
The villains all raised their hand along with Link, TL, Omega-Xis, Arcbeetle, Tai Lung, Crane, Monkey, Po, and Inuyasha. Everyone else whacked them on the head.
"Quick Strings!" Lyra Note shouted as guitar strings shot out of Lyra and tired up YL, "Shock Note!"
YL was electrocuted by the notes before Lyra Note threw him far away, making him lose a stock. YL came back and charged at Lyra Note with his sword out. A Smash Trophy appeared along with an Assist Trophy. Lyra Note grabbed them and activated them. BoBoBo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler appeared. YL screamed as he swung his sword down numerous times.
"TEAMWORK!" BoBoBo shouted, blocking the swings with Don Patch and Jelly.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" Don Patch demanded, "I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS STORY, SO TREAT ME WITH RESPECT!"
"Of course," BoBoBo replied as he loaded the idiot into a cannon and fired it at YL, "Okay, time for a little BoBoBo Fusion."
"BoBoBo Fusion?" Lyra and Lyra Note repeated.
BoBoBo's afro opened up and he shoved Jelly into it. A sapphire aura erupted off of him.
"RAAAAH!!!! GET READY!!!" BoBoBo roared.
"Wh-what's happening?" YL asked.
BoBoBo began to freak out.
"He's going crazy!" Lyra Note gasped.
There was a flash of light. The light faded to reveal a new figure. He was a bishonen-like male with short blue hair with one barrette one side, black sleeveless vest with red belt-buckles around the middle, and light-colored pants adorned with six empty sword-holsters attached to him.
"I… am a man of peace," the boy said.
He jumped towards YL.
"Please, why can't we just talk it out?" the boy asked.
"Sure," YL replied before seeing that the boy's left arm ornament had grown blaster-like things and his sad face became hardened.
He slugged YL into a wall.
"PUNCH FOR PEACE!" the boy roared.
"THAT'S NOT PEACE!" everyone barked.
They were silent for a few moments.
"That was weird," they all said, "Boy, that was weird, too."
Silence.
"Crazy Hand is a moron," they all said quickly, "Ooh…"
"Who are you?" Lyra Note asked.
"My name… is Mr. Tenbobo Bo-Jiggler," the boy replied.
Codex: Torchman
Snake: Otacon, I'm fighting a living oven. What gives?
Otacon: That's Torchman, Snake. He's a World Three NetNavi with flames as hot as lava.
Snake: So… he's a living flamethrower?
Otacon: Not exactly, Snake. I suggest you watch your back fighting him. He can change the field into a volcano-like arena if he wants to.
Snake: What if he's on a field of volcano already?
Otacon: Then his power doubles.
(End Transmission)
