For the amazing Master Bates,
Well hi-ya Charley! Fagin mentioned something about you and Dodge tying his
hair in ribbons while he was asleep. Who's idea was it, what color were the
ribbons, and what on earth was Fagin's reaction when he found out what you'd
done? Thanks mate!
~Katarina Sparrow 19

Hahahahahaha; /that/ little episode, eh?

Tha' wos my finest hour, if I do say so myself. All my idea. It wos too much fun to resist; 'e was dead to the world from gin, 'e never noticed until 'e woke up! We found the ribbons in a box; 'e has this kit of string, thread an' ribbons to sew torn wipes back togevver or summit; all sorts o' colours! We nicked all the pink ones an' tied 'is hair wiv 'em; even 'is beard!

It wos SO funny when 'e woke up; one of the funniest things I ever saw! "e wos runnin' about all over the place like a 'eadless chicken, tryin' to tug 'em out an' yellin' all sorts o' stuff. It wos even funnier when Bill Sykes walked in!

Need I say more?

-The Ever Amused Charley