This is going to be made randomly from my head starting now! So let's see how this works out!

Emmett has signed on

jasper has signed on

Jessica has signed on

Mike has signed on

Jessica: So Mikey! Guess what? There's this new outlet mall that we tooootaaallly need to check out! SO how about this friday or tomorrow or both! How about both? I think that would be a brilliant idea and we both know that I have an awesome brain that makes awesome awesome ideas.

Emmett: What about us!

Mike: Us better not be you and EDDWEIRD!

Emmett: Uh no! It would be Jazz and me

Jasper: Hey! do you realize when you write me that if you switch the two letters around it says em which is your nickname! So you practically just said Jazz and em!

emmett: O.M.G! That's so true!

Jessica: Heyyyyy guys! That's completely alright by me if you come. *flirty smile* I mean who doesn't want men like you coming?

Emmett: Um...cool?

Jasper: I think she's flirting

Emmett: No, i think she's speaking alien

Jasper: No, it's probably pig speak! lol

Emmett: hahaha lol looks like a man falling

Mike: And this ~^~lol~ is a man getting attacked by a shark

Jasper: I don't see it

Emmett: Neither do I

Jessica: Yea, me either

Mike: Jess! Your such a liar! I told you this earlier and you were like ROFL ROFL LOL ROFL I tooootaalllly see thattttt! way to go miiikay!

Jasper: you sound like such an idiot

Jessica: Are YOU saying that I am an idiot?

Jasper: No!

Emmet: Of course not!

Jasper and Emmett: *look at each other* Yea!

Mike: That's no way to talk to a lady

Jasper: Where's the lady?

Emmett: OHH BURN!

Jessica: HOW DARE YOU!

Jasper: How dare i wat?

Jessica: How dare you say that there's not a woman in here!

Jasper: Your right! I'm sorry Mike for being so inconsiderant (A/N I'm not sure if that's how it's spelt) about your womanhood

Emmett: JAZZ YOU R ON FIREE!

Mike: Yea, ur so mad at ur bad joke that ur steamingggg

Emmett: What the-

Jessica: Mike! At least you could do some good disses like Jasper!

Emmett: Hahahah you just got owned

MIke: Bu-bu-but

Jessica: No buts!

Emmett: No cuts!

Jasper: No coconuts!

Mike: No banana peels!

Jessica, Emmett, and Jasper: NO! You got the song and pattern wrong!

Mike: WhhhhaaaaaTTTT? I'M LEAVING

Mike has left in tears

Jessica: We are a team! GO TEAM EJJ!

Emmett: It's like the japanesse word for egg

Jessica: What? How'd you get that?

Emmett: Isn't it obvious?

*long pause*

Emmett: Guess not. Well anything in Japanesse has alot of Js

Jasper: Dude, that's racist

Emmett: Is not!

Jasper: Um, is

emmett: IS NOT!

Jasper: ur right!

Emmett: really?

Jasper: Of course not! I'm going to go tell everybody! PEACEEEEEEE

Jasper has peaced out

Jessica: WHOA! Everytime someone leaves it says how they leave like Mike in tears and Jasper peacing out

Emmett: THATS TRUE! LET ME TRY!

Emmett has physced out

Jessica: That was an odd one.

Emmett has groovily re-entered

Jessica: Groovily?

Emmett: Um...I started to dance with all this happiness and dancing is groovy to this computer i guess?

Jessica: EW! YOU MUST HAVE A VERRY OLD DINO-SAUR COMPUTER

Jessica leaves disgusted

Emmett: I have found a new hobby

Emmett started his new hobby

Emmett has continued his hobby

Emmett is still working on his hobby

Emmett keeps on his hobby

Emmett is stuck on this hobby

Emmett: HAHAHA THIS iS SO MUCH FUN

Your suppose to be offline

Emmett: WHAT! how am I suppose to know when your all hobby this and hobby that! WELL I QUIET

Emmett has left in anger which is most likely caused at his fail of spelling quit

Ta-da! Another chapter added and I hope you enjoY! Please review and any suggestions I would like!