Organization XIII (Kingdom Hearts II)

"What did you just say, X-Naut?" Grodus asked.

"I said the Thousand Year Door is weakening. Beldam did tell you that before she left, correct?" The X-naut said.

"She didn't tell us anything." Xemnas said.

"Huh, she must've been more focused on Mario and Sora." The X-Naut muttered.

"No matter, we WILL get our hands on that legendary treasure and I WILL see the blood of Mario and Sora. No one will stop us." Grodus said.

"Indeed." Xemnas said.

The X-Naut looked at Xemnas and then at Grodus. "I'd be careful about Xemnas, I mean...He IS allied with us, even the Nobodies and Heartless, but I have a sneaking suspicion that he'll betray you." He said.

"Xemnas? Nah, he won't harm me. We'll rule the world together." Grodus said.

"Riiiight, well I'll see you later then." He said as he walked off.

"I wonder..." Grodus said.

"What is it?" Xemnas asked.

"That whistle I gave Lord Crump a while ago, I wonder if it'll be enough to destroy them all..." He said.

Meanwhile...

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

Kairi and Peach walked in TEC's room. "So what do you got for us?" Kairi asked.

"Do you want me to sing? Do you want to look at Kairi's fancy Keyblade thingy? Dancing?" Peach asked, taking random guesses.

"Keyblade thingy? Really?" Kairi asked.

"Hey, I'm not a Keyblade expert here." Peach said.

"I am not sure what to do." TEC said, grabbing the girls' attention. "Should I follow Grodus' and Xemnas' orders or do I protect you two? This is conflicting." He said.

"You okay, dude?" Kairi asked.

"...Never mind. How about we do a quiz?" He asked.

"A what now? Are you feeling okay?" Peach asked.

"Yes...just answer these questions and you may use the email as you usually do." TEC said.

"Oh! I love quizzes. I can ace 'em. Geometry, Biology, App Quizzes, History, you name it." She smiled as Peach gave her an odd look.

"Did you just say you can ace Geometry quizzes?" Peach asked.

"Yeah."

"Ugh, I HATE geometry. It's the ONE thing I struggled with when I was in High school." She muttered.

"I do not understand your problem, Princess Peach. I can ace Geometry quizzes with no problem." TEC said.

"Sure, rub it in, why don't you?" Peach muttered as Kairi giggled at this.

"Anyways, first question: What will happen if you collect seven Crystal Stars? A: Your wish is granted, B: The Thousand Year Door opens, or C: A thousand coins appear."

"No D? Lame..." Kairi muttered. "Anyways, it's B."

"It's not the end of the world if there's no D." Peach said.

"I know, it just feels weird without it." Kairi muttered.

"You are correct, Princess of Heart Kairi. Next question: What is the goal of Grodus and Xemnas? A: To conquer the world. B: To get rich. C: Become a super hero."

"What? Xemnas...A SUPER HERO?!" Kairi exclaimed, thinking Xemnas in a super hero outfit. "Yeeeeah, that's not happening." She muttered.

"They want to conquer the world, but it's been done to death how many times here?" Peach asked.

"Correct Princess Peach, and it hasn't been done to death." TEC said.

"Oh yeah? Explain the movies then!" Peach exclaimed.

"Good point. Third question: What is the legendary treasure that waits behind the Thousand Year Door?"

"Wait, is this quiz..." Kairi said.

"Just answer the question. Is it A: One hundred million coins, B: a rare badge, C: a thousand year old demon soul?"

"If it was A, then Wario would be there in a heartbeat." Peach said as Kairi looked at her strangely. "You don't want to know about Wario." She muttered.

"It's the demon soul, isn't it?" Kairi asked.

"Correct Princess of Heart Kairi. Next question: What does Grodus and Xemnas wish to do with the ancient demon's soul? A: Cherish it always. B: Bring the demon soul back to life. C: Hang out with it."

"That'll be awkward if they hung out with a soul." Peach said, shuddering at the thought.

"Cherish it? This isn't Pokemon." Kairi said. "So it's gotta be B." She said as Peach looked at her weirdly.

"How do you know about Pokemon if you're from a different world?" Peach asked.

"I got a stuffed Pikachu at home."

"Oh."

"You are correct Princess of Heart Kairi and I wish to see that Pikachu of yours someday. Anyways, final question: What is required to seal up the demon again? A: A legendary sword, B: A magic spell or C: The Crystal Stars."

"If it was a Legendary Sword, then we'd have to go to Hyrule and get Link involved." Peach said.

"I'm not so sure what this spell is, but it's the Crystal Stars." Kairi said.

"Correct. You may now use the email as you wish." He said.

"How about if I give it a go this time?" Kairi asked.

"Sure." Peach said as Kairi went over to the Keyboard and began typing.

"You type faster than Princess Peach." TEC observed.

"HEY! I have delicate fingers, okay?" Peach asked.

"Then how do you beat up Bowser in the Smash tournament?" Kairi asked.

"Okay, I'm not a fast typer, shut up." Peach muttered as Kairi giggled at this and hit send.

"It has been sent. You may return to your rooms." TEC said.

"You're still weird, you know that?" Kairi smiled as they walked out of the room.

"Good night Princess Peach and Princess of Heart Kairi." TEC said.


Delicate fingers = Beating up Bowser in the Smash Tournament. Okay, whatever you say, Peach.