Title: Knocked Up

Summary: Angels and Demons roam the earth – the Justice League is caught up in the age-old battle between Good and Evil and getting knocked up.

Pairings: include Boostle, Batflash, Blue Arrow (a new pairing consisting of Dove and Green Arrow.) Questressawk(Question/Huntress/Hawk(yes I went there!) and Shinilante... ArseWing , Kobin


Chapter 51


Tim, Kon, Cassie, and Cissie stared at each other with wide eyes. Anita had a huge grin on her face.

"I take it you guys know each other?" Don smiled.

"Yeah, one of them hit Cis with a golf ball a few months back," Anita laughed. "That was funny."

"It was not," Cissie said, "That hurt!"

"Sorry," Tim murmured.

"Get over it," Anita smirked.

"Wait, what were they doing with golf balls?" Justin asked, shocked. "is it safe?"

"We were playing putt-putt golf," Cassie said, rolling her blue eyes.

"Emphasis on the word putt-putt," Cissie grinned.

"And Kon pinched Tim," Cassie said.

"Why would you do that?" Ted asked, with a raised brow.

"Cause he's an idiot," Tim replied.

"I am not! You're the idiot!" Kon said, satisfied with his answer.

"Righttttt," Tim nodded, "Great come back."

"Okay, go away now," Viktor said, placing Callisto back into her pram. "The adults wanna talk."

"That's Batman," Anita whispered to Cissie. Tim and Kon burst out laughing while Bruce tried not to smirk.

"Don't insult me," Viktor said, "I'm not the Goddamn Batman."

"lol!" Anita laughed, Bruce snorted loudly.

"She's just as bad as Bart," Kon laughed, "Only he uses that stupid L.M.A.O."

"What does that mean?" Justin asked.

"Laughing my ass off," Kon replied as the teenagers disappeared out of the room.

"Charming," Justin muttered.

"Wait, how did Anita know that we are the Justice League?" Bruce gaped.

"Get over it Bruce," Don said. "Besides, how else am I meant to explain the pregnancy? Oh, and its Ollie's fault."

"It's always Ollie's fault, Don," Ted snorted. "That would explain why the brats are here."


'So where's Michael now?' Roy asked, flying with Metatron unseen in the skies above the large mansion in Star City. His wings spanned across the skies but they were overshadowed by the seraph's.

'Inside, keeping an eye out on the men,' Metatron said, his large golden wings flapping beside Roy's. 'That way if they come through a closet we will know.'

'He'll be alright on his own though?' Roy asked, 'I mean what if he gets hurt?'

'Michael will be fine,' Metatron smiled, 'He knows what to do if they show.'

'Okay,' Roy nodded, 'Martha trusts you guys, so do I.'

'Thank you,' Metatron said, smiling as he floated in the same spot looking brightly at the archangel. 'She holds the lot of you heroes in such high esteem. Every time she'd come home, all the cherubim would gather to listen to her stories about Superman, Batman, Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Hawkgirl and Wonder Woman. Even the older angels would join in to listen to the tales of the Justice League.'

'How long was she watching the League?' Roy asked, struggling to copy Metatron in his floating sitting position.

'Since the day they teamed up,' Metatron smiled, 'She only revealed her self after they defeated Brianiac and Luthor. Relax Roy, stop fighting it. Just relax and let it come naturally.'

Roy nodded, wobbling slightly as he crossed his legs. If anyone was able to see the pair, they'd look like they were sitting on thin air. 'I'm getting use to this angel crap.'

'You are, you've improved in everything," Metatron said, 'most angels take thousands of years to learn things, you picked them up quickly. Except for the patience thing.'

'Michael isn't patient,' Roy smirked.

'You have a point there,' Metatron laughed. 'Don't say it to him though.'

'I heard that!' they heard the brunette angel scream from inside. Metatron and Roy gave each other a look before bursting out into laughter.

"Big ears!"

"I heard that too!"


"So, missy, what are the big plans today?" Ted asked.

"Don't call me missy," Don said, in a bored tone. "I ordered pizza."

He was met by silence before Ted burst out laughing.

"Bwahahahahaha!"

"So we came here for pizza?" Shining Knight asked, as Ted's laughter and Bruce's and Question's chortling died down.

"Partially," Don said, standing up and heading towards a large wooden door frame and pulled the two doors open revealing boxes of different sized presents wrapped in different paper. The four other men gaped, "Not really my idea, I only found out about it this morning. Hank's idea, he made everyone pitch in."

"Hank came up with this?" Question asked, awed.

"That's what I said," Don said, his eyes wide in amazement. "What the hell have you and Helena done to my brother?"

"What are we waiting for?" Justin said excitedly, "Let's open them!"

"I'm waiting for the pizza," Ted said, before he burst out laughing. "I'm so funny!"

"What did you order?" Bruce smiled, shaking his head at Ted.

"Sixty pizzas," Don said, "I forgot Bart wasn't coming."

"Well, cold pizza is the best," Ted said, "You got supreme right, no pineapple."

"I didn't get pineapple on any," Don said, making a face. "It's disgusting."


"That was bizarre," Metatron murmured, closing his eyes.

"What's wrong?" Roy asked.

"They are out," Metatron said, opening his eyes, "Iniko and Menostophiles are out with more demons. But they are no were near here, they are in China."

"You think it's a set up," Roy asked, "I mean, where is Beelzebub?"

"It probably is," Metatron murmured, "But I can't ignore it. They'll hurt innocent people."

"I'll come with you," Roy said.

"No," Metatron said, "Go and help Michael, you'll have a better chance at fending off one of them as I deal with two."

"But, you can't go alone against all of them!" Roy said.

"I'll be fine," Metatron said, "But Michael won't be."

"But-"

"It's not up for discussion!" Metatron snapped, his authority raining clear. "Go and help Michael! Now!"

Roy nodded, stunned at the order before turning around and flying down towards the home. Metatron zoomed of in a golden sparkle.


"Wasn't there another one of you?" Anita asked, hanging from a monkey bar.

"Yeah, but he got grounded last week," Tim said, swinging up and down on the swing in the backyard.

"You make it sound like it's a natural occurrence," Cissie said, sitting on top of the slide.

"For Bart it is," Kon said, as he gave Tim another push.

"Stop pushing me so hard," Tim snapped, "You're either gonna push a hole in my ass or send me over the roof!"

"Tim, that sounded so gross," Cassie said, from the swing she was standing and swinging from.

"I thought Bart was bad," Tim murmured.

"You're the one going on about Kon being up your bum," Cassie replied smartly.

"Oh! Gross!" Tim laughed, "Stop it!"

"Are you guys usually like this?" Cissie laughed.

"Worse," Kon smirked, "Bart isn't here, so we're behaving."

"But we gotta be careful around Superman and Batsy cause if they overhear us," Tim said, with a mock worry look on his face.

"So you are the YJ," Cissie grinned. The three heroes nodded.

"We're fans," Anita pointed out. Tim, Kon and Cassie exchanged grins

"I'm guessing Bart's Impulse." Cissie said

"What gave it away?" Kon laughed.

"Well, Wonder Girl is obvious Cassie," Cissie said, "Otherwise I'd be a little concerned."

Cassie laughed loudly.

"Kon you're obviously Superboy," Cissie said, "Cause Tim's clearly Robin."

"God, Batman's gonna kill me when he knows you know," Tim whispered.

"Well, they know that we know," Cissie said, "So if he's here, then he knows."

"Okay," Tim said, confused.

"Who's Don?" Anita asked. "He won't tell me."

"Neither will we, then," Kon grinned, giving Tim a hard kick in the behind.

"Oi!" Tim said, as he landed on the grass. "That not funny!"

"My turn on the swing," Kon said, sitting down.

"You don't need it!" Tim said, "Just float on the air!"

"No."


'Roy,' Michael asked, looking at the still dazed angel. 'What's wrong?'

'Metatron yelled at me,' Roy murmured.

'What's going on, Roy?' Michael asked.

'I thought I was going well,' Roy thought.

'Roy! Why are you here?' Michael said, loudly.

Roy stared at him for a minute before sighing, 'Metatron went to China, Ikky and Menostophiles are there.'

'That would leave...' Michael drawled off, staring at the four men who were looking through the presents they received. Ted had gone off to the bathroom moments before. 'The children are outside, on their own. The babies are asleep.'

'I'll go and get them?' Roy asked.

'Yes,' Michael replied, when a terrified scream from Don caught their attention. The angel whispered in horror, 'Oh dear God.'

Lying unconscious on the ground, Question was sprawled out, Don kneeling beside him shaking his shoulder in shock. There were at least seven demons surrounding the men.

"Not quite," Michael and Roy spun to find Lucifer standing behind them, looking rather daunting his red eyes flashing.

"Lucifer, what the hell are you doing!" Roy said, revealing himself to his friends. Michael did the same, heading towards the men.

"You lot don't actually think we're going to let you hurt or take any of them do you?" Michael asked, before glaring fiercely at a demon that had a hold of Bruce, "Abaddon get your filthy grubby hands of Batman!"

"Michael, do you really think we didn't plan this out?" Lucifer asked, "Come on think about it. We tricked Metatron into going. I've been a fallen angel on Roy's shoulder since Cassiel gave him her wings; new angels are so easy to sway!"

"Roy, what the hell is going on?" Don squeaked terrified.

"It's okay Don," Roy assured, "Mikey and I will protect you guys."

"There is ten of us," Lucifer grinned, "what makes you think you can defeat us?"

"Fuck off, you pig-headed traitor!" Roy snarled, "And learn to count! There are only eight of you!"

"Two of us are collecting the babies in from their cot room," Beelzebub grinned, his arms folding coolly

"OWEN!" Bruce screeched, trying to free himself from Abaddon's grip. "Let me go!"

"We don't need him do we?" Abaddon asked. Lucifer shook his head. The other demon nodded, before throwing Bruce hard into the same door where the presents were hidden once before. Bruce collided with a loud thud, and slunk down.

"Dad!" Tim cried as he ran inside followed by Kon, Cassie, Anita and Cissie.

"Oh my God," Cissie whispered.

"Why do people always say that?" Lucifer cackled, sounding like a mad witch. "People must think I'm God! Hehehe! BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME!"

"Hurry up," Beelzebub called out.

"We got all three of 'em!" They heard someone reply. "We're going through!"

"NO!" Don panicked, as he frantically struggled to get free. "Roy, do something!"

"Let go of him!" Roy said, kicking the closest demon in the stomach before moving to the next, in the direction of the men.

Michael pulled out a long silver sword with green emeralds out of thin air and motioned towards Lucifer and then Beelzebub to come and get some.

"I'll take him," Lucifer grinned, bending down and pulling out two sharpened sais from his boots that weren't there before, never taking his eye of the archangel.

Michael took a swing at the fallen angel who easily blocked it with his own. Michael kept one eye on Lucifer and Roy who was fighting with Abaddon while keeping Justin and Don behind him. The sound of swords clashing was heard for the next few minutes as Cassie and Kon began to help the two arch angels fight the demons.

Kon thumped Abaddon hard across his nose send him flying into another demon, as Cassie lassoed a demon and then spun him around the room. He went flying towards Beelzebub who simply stepped sideward to avoid the body.

"Tim, we have to get them out of here!" Cissie said, Tim nodded as he flipped over Roy and a demon. He landed beside Justin and Don as Anita and Cissie ran towards Question and dragged him towards Tim who led them out of the room. Bruce limped after them looking at Roy and Michael startled.

"I have to get Owen and the quins," Bruce whispered, but Tim grabbed him by the shoulder and dragged him away from the battle. "Let me go..."

"No way, it's too dangerous," Tim said, wisely, "Roy and Michael will help them."

"I can't believe I trusted you," Michael roared, thrusting his sword at Lucifer, who blocked it again.

"That's the... the problem... with you angels," Lucifer said, each pause a grunt.

"We have to hurry this up," Beelzebub said, before stalking behind Roy who was busy fighting Abaddon and two other demons. He hit Roy across the back of the head ground with the blunt side of his sword, knocking him out cold. "Do it now, Abaddon!"

An ear-piercing scream shattered the windows in the entire house, as the older angel fell to the ground blood seeping from the stump of where his left wing once was. Abaddon stood laughing over the angel, sticking a red-covered sword to the angel's throat.

"Bye bye Michael," Abaddon grinned evilly, the archangel closed his eyes and braced himself.

"Enough!" Lucifer snarled, pulling Abaddon away from the bleeding angel. "We gotta grab the men and go! Now! Before Metatron gets back!"

"Fine," Abaddon said, smirking at the archangel who was wobbling on his knees. "You were lucky today. Now where is that cute little boy with the black hair?"

"Lemme go!" Tim screeched, as he and Justin were dragged in by two demons. Lucifer walked over to Roy and pulled the still unconscious angel over his shoulders.

"Leave him... alone," Michael rasped, from the ground.

"Shut up," Lucifer said, kicking him in the chest, knocking him down. "You got them all."

"The girls have locked themselves one of the rooms," someone called out. "But we managed to get our hands on this one!"

"Don't worry about them," Lucifer said, as Don was dragging in kicking and screaming. "Where's Kon?"

"I got sick of him,"

"Let's go," Beelzebub grinned, "Someone needs contact Iniko and Menostophiles now."

"Done," Lucifer smirked, as Beelzebub opened a door dragging Don with him. Michael whimpered, trying to crawl towards them.

"No... no!" Michael cried, hoarsely as the door closed the demons and humans disappearing behind it. "Roy... help. Met-"

The angel was in and out of consciousness, only hearing the cries from Bruce, before losing all light.