And here we are! Episode 25 - That's Gonna Leave A Denmark
That's 24 suck-ish puns in a row! Yay!
Reply to Phoenix963 (who still has PM disabled) :-(
I'm glad that you're happy about UK debuting next time. It won't be long before I reveal the new characters (but I haven't gotten around to drawing them yet).
I'm really happy that you're enjoying this series. The reviews really motivate me to write (though I'm not going to hold the story ransom to get more reviews. I'm also doing this story because I enjoy writing)
Happy New Year (even though there's still 3 days)
"Ahem!" Intern #3 exclaimed, before she started to do the voiceover for the recap.
"Last time on Euro-Drama Roadtrip, the bus broke down, so the final six came onto the interns' RV. After being interviewed by me, they got a…special surprise…"
The camera showed a shot of the contestants freaking out as they were sprayed with sleeping gas.
"…heh-heh."
The eliminated contestants returned for this challenge, and were split into teams. From there, they had to answer trivia about Total Drama, Euro-Drama Roadtrip and even the Eurovision.
In the end, the final 2 of the challenge were Eloise, who was playing for Adrijana, and Emilia, who was playing for Marios.
It is possible that Eloise was cheating by being whispered the answers by Adrijana's old foe, Ania, but Lou and Hadi put a stop to it
(It did give the former a black eye, though).
After Emilia won the challenge for Marios, the five other contestants were up for elimination. After some tight voting, Tia, Aleksander and Adrijana were saved, while the bottom two, Luko and Sanna participated in a tiebreaker (despite the fact that Sanna had actually gotten four more points than Luko in the voting).
The remaining contestants were now split into two teams, Team Luko and Team Sanna, and they had to find a key that would open the plastic box that Luko/Sanna was trapped inside.
In the end, special thanks to Anka and Jessie being their idiotic selves, it was Luko who was eliminated in sixth place.
Today, the contestants will be going to Denmark, and sadly, I will not be hosting, but that won't stop it from being as awesome as chocolate!
What will the next challenge be?
Who will be eliminated?
Will Marios make another vlogbrothers reference?
Find out tonight on Euro…Drama…Roadtrip!"
"Final five," Tia stated.
"Yep," Marios agreed.
"Final five!" Tia exclaimed.
"Yep!" Marios exclaimed.
"FINAL FIVE!" Tia cheered.
"Yeah, baby!" Marios cheered.
"I just can't believe it," Tia said, shaking her head. "I just can't believe it."
"Me neither," Marios responded. "But we've really gotta work if we're gonna make the finale. Now that Luko's gone, this could be anyone's game."
"We could try and get Sanna into the alliance," Tia suggested.
"Nah. She's a strong player. It's best if we have Adrijana or Aleksander in the final three," Marios explained. "From there, it's anyone's game. You'll probably win if it's a physical challenge, and I'll probably win if it's a mental challenge. Not to say that it couldn't be vice-versa."
"I sorta see what you're sayin'," Tia nodded. "So…"
"Contestants, I have an announcement to make!" Hans exclaimed, and he stopped the bus and stood up in front of them.
"Hans, you're on a double yellow line!" Sanna pleaded.
"It's fine. This'll only take 30 seconds," Hans replied. "As you may have noticed, there is a DVD player in the toilet."
"No, I think it was on the sink," Aleksander stated.
"Ha-ha," Hans replied sarcastically. "Anyways, the reason we have the DVD players is so you can watch these!"
He held up five DVD cases, all of them with the word "To", followed by a contestant's name.
"Here's the deal. All of you have been sent video messages from home, and you will go into the toilet one by one and watch them…"
"Hey, you got that idea from Total Drama Letterz!" Marios exclaimed.
"Total Drama what?" Tia repeated.
"This was not my idea, it was the producers," Hans shrugged. "We will do this in reverse-alphabetical order, so, Tia, you will get your DVD first. I have to start going again now. I can see a traffic warden coming towards us."
He quickly started the bus again, while the traffic warden starting running after the bus and waving his fist. Aleksander pressed his face against the window and pulled a face.
Naturally, this made the traffic warden even angrier, and he started jumping up and down screaming.
"Ruben!?" Sanna exclaimed.
"Haha, I wouldn't be surprised," Hans chuckled.
[Bus Toilet:
Tia (Bulgaria): Okay, here goes!
[she inserts the DVD into the DVD player]]
The screen of the DVD player switched on. There was a loading screen for a moment, before it switched to a video of a family of five sitting on a sofa in a living room.
There was a middle-aged man and woman sitting down on it, with one girl sitting on either side. The girl on the left looked to be eleven, while the other girl looked to be eight.
There was a six year old boy sitting on the woman's lap.
The woman started to speak in Bulgarian, but there were subtitles at the bottom to suit whoever was watching throughout Europe.
But in this case, the subtitles were in English.
"Is this on…oh yes, here we go! Hello, Tia. This is your family calling," the woman said. "As you can see, your father and I are here with your brother and sisters. Say hello everyone!"
"Hello, Tia," the parents and the girls said in unison
"Hello big sister!" the boy exclaimed a second later, causing the family to burst out laughing. Tia couldn't help but laugh a bit as well.
"Who would like to talk first?" Tia's mother asked the others.
"Tia, we never expected you to get to the final five," her father said, turning the camera towards him. "Heck, we never even expected you to get past the internal selection."
"Hey, honey, that's not nice," his wife replied, nudging him. "Don't mind him, Tia. He's just trying to be funny."
"Hey, I'm just being honest!" he exclaimed.
"Oh, Dad," Tia groaned, facepalming.
"Hey, can I talk next?" the older girl asked. "Hey, Tee, this is your sister, Milena! I think it's awesome that you've got this far. I've had the room to myself, so I don't have to listen to you snoring."
"Hey, I don't snore!" Tia protested, forgetting that this was pre-recorded.
"Also, you've been totally kick-ass!" Milena added. "That time when you yelled into Aleksander's ear – priceless! You showed that boy who's boss!"
"Yeah, Aleksander's a poop-head," the younger girl agreed. "Hey, Tia, this is Hristine! I loved that song that you sang. You know, in that singing challenge. You really know how to write songs."
"Kick-ass!" the youngest boy shouted out randomly.
"That's enough, Rado," Tia's mom said. "Anyways, we wish you all the best for the rest of the contest. We really want you to win, but any position in the top 5 would be excellent."
"Goodbye!" they all exclaimed, waving.
Tia pressed the eject button and then she put her head in her hands, but laughed as she did so.
[Bus Toilet:
Tia (Bulgaria): So, yeah, that's my family. They can be a real pain sometimes, but I love them anyway.
By the way, Milena, if you touch my Linkin' Park CDs, I'll…[static cut]]
Tia swung open the door of the Bus Toilet and she stepped out, carrying the DVD box under her arm.
"How was it?" Marios asked.
"Oh, you know, it was like any other family gathering," Tia shrugged.
"Sanna, you're next!" Hans announced, and the Danish paraplegic nodded as she was handed the DVD. She then drove herself across the bus until she came to the Bus Toilet.
Once she was inside, she inserted the DVD into the DVD player and after a brief loading, the video message began.
Sitting on a sofa were a man and a woman who looked to be in their late 40's and two teenage girls – one of which had pale skin and long brown hair, while the other one had dark skin and curly black hair.
This time, the video was in full English.
"Hello…Sanna…we proud you!" the dark girl exclaimed.
"Oh, stop it, Bjasmin," the other girl sighed. "She's still trying to pass English."
"Hey!" Bjasmin said angrily.
"Hello, Sanna, this is your mom and dad here with your friends Meliss and Bjasmin!" the woman exclaimed. "We're very proud of you for making the final five."
"We knew you could do it!" Meliss exclaimed. "Ever since you kicked 'Lego Guy's ass in the selection, we knew you'd go far! Please win for us!"
"Oh, by the way, we noticed that you got together with Tyge. I definitely approve," Sanna's father said. "He seems like a very nice boy, and I wish you two the very best. Also, your big sister, Elsa, said that she is very sorry she couldn't make it, but she is still on vacation in the Virgin Islands with her friends."
"Good luck with the rest of the contest, and 'bye' from Copenhagen," her mother stated, and she was about to switch off the camera when Bjasmin stopped her.
"En ting mere!" she exclaimed, and she handed Meliss a sheet of paper.
"Læs dette på engelsk," Bjasmin said to her.
"Hvad?" Meliss asked in confusion.
"Læs den!" Bjasmin snapped.
Meliss sighed as she started to translate what Bjasmin had given her.
"Bjasmin is wondering if Tyge has a twin brother so she can **** with him…"
She looked at Bjasmin weirdly for a moment.
"Holde læsning!" Bjasmin demanded, gesturing her to keep going.
"But not me because I'm a skinny know-it-all with no…"
Meliss scrunched up the piece of paper and threw it at Bjasmin's face, but Bjasmin was laughing too much to care.
Sanna's mother decided this would be a good time to switch off the camera, and that's what she did.
"Oh, Bjasmin," Sanna sighed, laughing.
[Bus Toilet:
Sanna (Denmark): Yeah, Bjasmin and Meliss are always doing stuff like that to each other.
Once, Meliss caught Bjasmin trying to copy her in Home Economics when we were calling out the homework, so Meliss put down all the wrong answers to trick her. The teacher asked Bjasmin what salmonella was, and she said it was a seasoning! Hahaha!]
Once Sanna had left the Bus Toilet, it was now Marios' turn.
"Ugh. Do I have to?" Marios groaned.
"What's wrong with your family?" Tia asked.
"We…um…er…I'm going in," Marios sighed, and he grabbed his DVD and stomped into the confessional.
"Let's see what they've got to say now," Marios groaned as he put the DVD into the player.
After a brief loading sequence, the screen switched to a young adult male reclining on a sofa. Marios' eyes widened when he saw this.
He started to speak in Greek, but there were English subtitles.
"Marios, you remember me? It's your big brother, Silas!" he exclaimed.
"Yes, of course I remember you!" Marios snapped. "You…"
"Our folks couldn't be bothered to send you anything, and since you don't have many friends, I decided I'd have a go at it," Silas continued. "Now, I know we've had our differences. You were the brains, and I was the brawn, but wow – after seeing you on this show! Man, you have become so badass!"
"Say what?" Marios asked in confusion.
"I mean, I'll admit you were a bit of an attention w**** at the very start, but the way you beat up Aleksander and then took down Amanda…"
Silas started to clap.
"…I had no idea you had that in you. I'm really sorry about all that s*** I did to you. I was a re****ed teenager back then, but since I'm in college now, and I'm having some trouble paying rent, why don't you come live with me? I'm not forcing you to do anything, but we could learn a lot from each other. You know, I could teach you how to pick up girls, and you could…er…show me how to get a degree. Please consider it. Αντίο!"
The video ended, and as Marios ejected the disc, he stated, "Wow! Just wow!"
[Bus Toilet:
Marios (Greece): That's my older bro, Silas. He pushed me around for most of my childhood. Punching, kicking, name-calling, embarrassing me, you name it and he's done it.
And now he's saying sorry? And he wants to move in with me? This could be a trap, but do I really have much to lose? I'm struggling with paying rent as it is, and well…I don't mean to brag, but I have been pretty badass.
Oh, what to do? What to do?]
Marios came out of the Bus Toilet looking rather confused, and Hans announced, "Aleksander, you're next."
"Alright, let's get this over with," Aleksander sighed, and he snatched the DVD from the bus driver.
After a brief static cut, the screen switched to a camera inside the Bus Toilet, where Aleksander was beginning to watch the DVD.
The screen showed a woman wearing a headscarf, a man wearing a skull cap, and two identical teenage girls who had long wavy black hair and very bored expressions on their faces.
This video was in Albanian with subtitles.
"Aleksander," the man sighed. "Oh, Aleksander!"
"Aleksander, where have we gone wrong?" the woman cried.
One girl rolled her eyes, whilst the other muttered, "Here we go."
"In any other circumstance, we would be proud of you for making the final five, but like this? No. I just can't fathom it. My son!?" Aleksander's father exclaimed. "You've cheated to get this far, you've done nothing to help your team, you've lied to and manipulated people, and worst of all…you ate pork!"
"Oh no," one of the girls sighed.
"Okay, who said that!?" their father barked.
"It was her," the girl on the left stated.
"No, Roza is lying! It was her!" the other girl exclaimed.
"Miranda, you're always blaming me!" Roza whined, and the two got into a slapping fight.
"Er…we'll pray for you," Aleksander's mother stated, and then the video ended.
Aleksander's expression was a mix of shock and laughter, if that is even possible.
[Bus Toilet:
Aleksander (Albania): The only good thing about that video was my sisters having a cat-fight. Man, that never gets old.
[he sighs happily to himself]
But seriously? Can't my parents let it go? There is no God. What is your problem!?]
[Hotel Toilet:
Hadi (Israel): I just want to say this for the record. Most Muslims aren't preachy. We're usually peaceful people. That is all!
Dani (Hungary): No offense to Hadi, but on the internet, Muslim extremists are the worst! There was one who asked Atheists why they won't drink their…ugh, you'd get sick if I described it!
Though, obviously, not all Muslims are like that. I know. Peace?]
"And finally, Adrijana, the last video message is for you!" Hans announced, and he handed her the DVD.
Adrijana gagged as he walked up.
Once Adrijana had inserted the DVD into the player, and the loading screen had gone, the screen depicted a man and a woman, both with black hair, pale skin and black clothes.
"Let's see what they gotta say," Adrijana groaned, leaning her hand on her elbow.
Like every other video before (except for Sanna's), this video was in the vernacular, but there were English subtitles.
"Oh, Adrijana! We cannot describe how proud we are of you," the woman said, tears in her eyes.
"Huh?" said a confused Adrijana.
"Adrijana, you finally given us some hope. Hope in this life of pain and disaster," the man added. "You are going to be a great help to us! To our brothers and sisters! To their children and children and their children's children."
"Again, huh?" Adrijana said to the screen.
"You will understand what we mean very soon," the woman said. "Goodbye Adrijana!"
With that, the screen faded to black.
Adrijana had a very freaked out expression on her face.
[Bus Toilet:
Adrijana (Slovenia): My parents are always saying crazy s*** like that, so I suppose I should be used to it. But still…what!?]
Adrijana came out of the Bus Toilet with her eyes widened.
"What…the…f***," she stated.
"Folks sending you death threats?" Aleksander asked snarkily.
Adrijana growled and she scraped Aleksander's face with her sharp fingernails.
"Ouch!" he screamed. "That hurt!"
"That was the point," Adrijana grinned.
[Bus Toilet:
Aleksander (Albania): Oh well, I'll be the one who has the last laugh. I'll have a million euros, and she'll continue to have a crappy, crappy life. Boo hoo.]
"We have reached our 24th country!" Hans announced. "Denmark!"
"Hell, yeah!" Sanna exclaimed triumphantly.
Once the contestants had gotten off the bus, they were greeted by the interns, who were standing in front of a paddling pool which was filled to the brim with Lego bricks and figures.
"Hilsner, and welcome to my home country, Danmark!" Intern #6 announced. "Home of Carlsberg, bacon and, of course, Lego!"
"And that is what today's challenge is going to be about!" Intern #2 exclaimed. "You will be making short stop-motion films out of nothing but Lego bricks. In case you didn't already know, stop-motion is when you make a movie by taking a photo of a scene, moving everything a bit, and then taking another photo. In the end, you will have a motion picture.
This challenge will test your patience and creativity, and you must all do your movies individually. No help whatsoever. The eliminated contestants will be deciding the winner using an alternative vote.
You have eight hours to think of your stories and make your movies and edit them on computers that we have provided – beginning…NOW!"
"Yes, we get to vote again!" Emilia cheered, as she and the other 22 eliminated contestants sat in Hadi's room
"I know, it's awesome," Lou smiled. "Who do you think will win?"
"I dunno," Emilia replied. "I hope Marios wins again. He's definitely going to need it."
"I suppose," Lou replied. "But it could also be Sanna."
"Nah, she said she hated Lego, remember?" Emilia reminded him.
"Oh yeah," Lou remembered. "Then, I don't know."
"This looks like a fun challenge," Luko sighed. "Still, I suppose I had to leave sometime."
"Still bummed about being eliminated?" Johannes asked him.
"A little…I guess," Luko replied.
"Well, now you're not!" Johannes exclaimed, snapping his fingers. "There!"
"Thanks," Luko smiled. "I'm really excited about this. It's going to be a lot of fun to watch the short films."
"It'll be like a festival my class went to when I was 11," Johannes replied fondly. "It was at our local theatre, and we got to watch movies from America, France, Croatia and even Indonesia."
"That sounded like fun," Luko replied. "On one of my school trips, we went to the Military Museum in Belgrade. The day we came, they brought down a replica of an army tank, and we all got to sit in it."
Johannes sighed, "Memories."
"Humph," Pavils groaned as he thought of everything he'd gone through on the show.
"Humph," Stela, who was beside him, groaned as she thought of everything she'd gone through on the show.
"I am so sick of this show," they both stated.
They both looked at each other and raised an eyebrow.
"Are you kidding? What are you so sad about?" Pavils snapped.
"Do you not know!?" Stela responded. "Just because I was dumb enough to join Amanda's alliance, everyone thinks I'm like her, and they won't even talk to me! What's your story!?"
"Has your head been up your p****!?" Pavils snapped. "All season everyone's been pissed at me for no reason, and they keep kicking me in the balls!"
"No reason!?" Stela exclaimed, raising her eyebrow. "Look at what you've done! You've been a total perv to almost every girl here, and you've bullied Lou. And you should be grateful about people kicking you in the balls! At least now people know you have some!"
Pavils looked shocked at this. The contestants around them said, "Oooooooh!"
The Latvian decided to shake it off, "Oh, whine, whine! You're just jealous that I've never hit on you! Jesus, you sound like my mother!"
Stela gasped. "Fine!" she yelled, and she turned away from Pavils.
"And eight hours are up!" Intern #6 announced as his phone's countdown timer started beeping. "All of you must stop what you're doing immediately!"
This was a rather pointless thing to say, since all five of the remaining contestants had finished ages ago.
"Now that you have finished making and editing your movies, you and the eliminated contestants will be watching them, and the eliminates will be voting for their favourites at the end using the alternative vote.
I would also like to stress that as of now, they have been taken to their rooms to watch the movies, so they cannot vote with each other, and they also do not know who made each movie. We have edited your voices a bit to ensure this.
Also, any place names have been censored out, but you guys and the people at home will have them in subtitles
Anyways, without further ado, here is the first movie – Rick-star, by Tia!"
The contestants and interns started to cheer as Intern #2 pressed a button on a remote.
(Rick-star, by Tia Kaloyanov)
"Hello, my name is Rick. Rick the Brick," says a voiceover (which had been modified to sound like an Englishman)
The camera shows a grey Lego brick sitting in a bed that is also made out of Lego.
"I never did know my surname," Rick continues. "That's because my mother and father died when I was baby, and there were no records of who they might have been."
The scene switches to a kitchen, where Rick, who is now a small white brick, is sitting.
There are many other bricks of all shapes and sizes sitting at the table with him.
"I was brought up in an orphanage in [Sofia]," Rick continues. "It was just after World War II and communist forces had just taken over in [Bulgaria]. As a result, thousands of children were left without homes, and institutions could be a tight squeeze."
As he says this, hundreds of bricks started to pop out of nowhere. They appear on the table, on the chairs, stacked on top of other bricks, and eventually filling up the whole screen.
The screen then switches to a grey room where several bricks are standing by a conveyor belt, which is moving along. Rick, who is now a larger white brick, continues –
"When I was nineteen, I got my first job working at a television factory. The hours were long and dreary, and the state salary wasn't great. I knew I could do better than this. I wasn't going to waste my whole life being a servant to the state. I was going to be…"
The camera zooms in on Rick.
"A rock-star!"
The scene changes to Rick standing near a white line, which is guarded by bricks that are all blue.
"I escaped my country in the summer of 1965, and I crossed into capitalist [Greece]. It was a surprisingly easy escape."
Rick briefly leaves the scene, and comes back as a blue brick.
He goes up to one of the guards and says, "Your house is on fire."
The guard jumps up in shock before rushing off, and Rick stands in his place.
After a few seconds, he slowly slips over the border.
"I started busking on the streets of Thessaloniki. It wasn't long before I had a whole group of fans."
The scene then changes to a large stage. There are hundreds, if not thousands, of bricks surrounding Rick, who is standing on the stage.
"Within a few short months, I was a household name. I can still remember them all clapping along to my number one hit single -"
He started to sing in a husky voice.
"Rick and Roll, Rick and Roll. Jump like a frog and dig like a mole!"
"Life was a blur for the next few years. I got married at age 26, and then I got divorced a year later.
I got married again, but I got divorced another year later.
I ended up going through four different marriages and divorces by the age of 35.
I became very depressed and I took a lot of drugs. It got so bad that I had to get a lung transplant.
I also had a lot of children, and I was so confused that I ended up neglecting them all, and I got arrested for the abuse."
The scene reverts back to him being a grey brick in a bed.
"But somehow, I still remember than rock and roll days very fondly. My life is a lot calmer now. I retired in Crete, and I live off royalties from all of my songs. I ended up finding someone who really loved me, and we have now been married ten years.
My name is Rick, and this is my story!"
The screen transitioned to a black screen with the word – "Fin"
The movie was met with applause amongst the other contestants the interns, and even the eliminates.
[Hotel Toilet:
Agnessa (Belarus): That was really good. I spent a few years in an orphanage, so I can relate.
Katerina (Macedonia): I really liked that, even if the ending was a bit sad.
Anton (Poland): That was so unrealistic! You can't just succeed like that!]
"We have movie number two next – Aleksander!" Intern #6 announced.
Not one of the contestants or interns bothered to applaud.
"Hey, you haven't even seen it yet!" Aleksander protested. At the moment, the movie started.
(Flight – by Aleksander Maxhuni)
A single red brick was shown on screen, surrounded by Lego buildings.
"Look, I'm flying!" it exclaimed, as it was pulled into the air by some string.
"Boom! Crash! Ka-pow!" were sound effects used as the brick crashed into the buildings, knocking them over and making them smash into pieces.
After a few seconds of this, the screen changed to black, with the words – "The end!"
Marios started to clap very slowly, and it wasn't long before everyone else joined in.
"Disqualified!" Intern #6 yelled.
"What?" asked a confused Aleksander.
"Well, first of all, I said it had to be stop motion, but for you, the whole thing was just one video. Secondly, I said the video had to be nothing but Lego, and you had a string, and thirdly…er…that's about it! You're out!"
"I'm staying anyway, so whatever," Aleksander stated.
[Hotel Toilet:
Alma (Croatia): There was no effort put into it at all. I'm guessing it was either Aleksander's or Adrijana's. It doesn't really matter since it's disqualified]
"Let's move onto Movie #3," Intern #6 continued.
(The Junker Games - by Marios Michelakis)
"In a world where sacrifice is the answer," were the words that began this movie.
Gradually, the screen faded into a scene where many bricks of various colours were on top of platforms.
"24 different coloured bricks will battle each other to the death…"
The camera shows a scene where a mauve brick and a dandelion-coloured brick were fighting it out with plastic swords.
The two of them gradually turn red before falling on their sides.
"…romance…"
A blue brick and a pink brick rush up to each other with weapons, but then they stop, and the blue brick jumps on top of the pink brick, and jigs around a lot.
"…but only one will remain!"
A black brick stood at a podium, and is met by lots of applause.
At the very end, 'The Junker Games, coming Summer 200%!', scrolled across the screen.
This movie was met with much applause from the contestants and interns
[Hotel Toilet:
Luko (Serbia): I'm a huge fan of the Hunger Games, so that was pretty cool.
Emilia (Netherlands): My fave so far. I'm probably going to vote for it!]
"Here is our fourth movie, from the Queen of Denmark herself, Sanna!" Intern #6 exclaimed.
"Oh, puh-lease," Sanna sighed.
(It Takes Three – by Sanna Salomon)
This movie begins with a slide-show of many different types of bricks.
"There are many different types of Lego bricks," said a voiceover.
"Big bricks and small bricks, round bricks and square bricks, red bricks and blue bricks, flat bricks and tall bricks, but then there's me…"
The camera zooms out on a brick that looked like it had a chunk taken out of it, leaving it with only three bumps at the top.
"…Terry, the three-studded brick!"
In the next scene, Terry is in a crowd of other bricks, who all appear to be talking.
"All of my friends bragged that they were going to become part of a house, or a fire-station, or even a mansion, but I wasn't going to get to do that. I was probably going to end up being a waiter in a dive café!"
The screen briefly shows Terry wearing a bowtie, and serving a family of Lego figures in a filthy restaurant.
"One day, I was walking down the street, still feeling sad about my life, when I was greeted by a man wearing a top-hat."
"Hello there, young man," the figure says in a goofy voice. "My name is Bob. Would you like to be part of the circus?"
"Well…er…" Terry replies hesitantly. "I've never…er…done that before."
"Don't worry about that," Bob assures him. "You look like a natural to me."
In the next scene, Terry and Bob are walking into a colourful room, where several Lego figures keep standing up and falling over.
"We have been trying to find someone who will do cartwheels for ages," Bob explains. "But since most Lego figures only have arms that up and down, it is very difficult to find the anyone who can do them. Your body is absolutely perfect for doing stunts!"
"You think so?" Terry asks
"I know so," Bob smiles
"Ladies and gentlemen! Bricks and blocks! Please welcome, Terry the Tremendous!"
Terry comes onto the stage, and he spins on his side over and over.
"So that's what a cartwheel looks like," says a voice in the audience.
"Absolutely amazing. I've never seen anything like it," says a posh voice.
"Terry! Terry! Terry! Terry!" the crowd cheers
"There's a moral to this story," Terry says in a voiceover. "There's always an 'able' in 'disabled!"
The interns and contestants screamed their heads off whilst cheering.
"That was awesome!" Marios exclaimed.
"Five stars!" Tia stated.
[Hotel Toilet:
Alma (Croatia): That was really good, and I loved the moral at the end.
Zeferino (Portugal): It was a bit cheesy, but I liked it.]
"And here is the last movie for this evening!" Intern #6 announced. "Let's see what Adrijana came up with!"
(The Death of Brick, by Adrijana Vlašic)
"Uh-oh. This isn't what I think it is," Marios shuddered.
"Oh, you better believe it," Adrijana smirked.
This movie begins with a scene where a Lego figure is trying to stab a brick.
"I felt shearing pain as a knife was in my stud," says the voiceover. "Blood poured out like a fluid river. I knew my life was ending…"
(The rest of the movie was so disgusting that the producers decided not to play it. If you've read the fanfic "The Death of Nick", you know what happens. If you haven't read it, then don't, it's about pedophilia!)
Once the movie had finished, the contestants and interns all had their mouths wide open as they glared at Adrijana.
[Hotel Toilet:
Eloise (France): What the heck was that?
Hadi (Israel): So disgusting
Lou (Cyprus): I feel so dirty!
Dani (Hungary): That made My Immortal look good
Emilia (Netherlands): That fanfic was horrible enough on paper! What the ***!?
Symon (Ukraine): [shudders]
Alma (Croatia): [throws up in toilet]]
"I don't know what that was…" Intern #6 stated. "But please…do not play it again!"
He shook his head and then faced the camera.
"Anyways, those were the five movies. Now that Aleksander has been disqualified, the rest of the contestants have a one in four chance of winning immunity. Tune in after the break when we count up the votes and reveal the winner."
Once again, only one more contestant will win immunity. Who will it be?
And who will be eliminated and finish in 5th place?
Find out next time on Euro...Drama...Roadtrip!
