CTG: omg imma facepalm so hard that im lmaoin
CTG: and lmao so hard that im facepalmin
CTG: i will facepalm and lmao so hard that the two actions will just sort of become one
CTG: like a twisting yin yang ouroboros of wtf is goin on there
CTG: ready to consume everything else that is around it
CTG: here goes and i quote
CTG: "arrow candy that doesnt run out"
CTG: i honestly even refuse to believe that john egbert can be this funny
CTG: until i get further evidence ill just conclude that hussie took johns phone and used the infinite hilarity encased within homestuck to produce this gem
CTG: cause thats the only way that it could happen
CTG: no way john can be that funny
CTG: ive known the guy better than you
CGG: my theory actually is that he isnt meant to be funny
CGG: hes simply meant to be a friend!
CGG: if i ever laughed at him even if it was a joke id feel awful for betraying my best friend
CGG: once you accept that you can realize why we hung out for so long!
CUU: and this is the hUman groUp that i'm destined to hang oUt with...
CTG: dont berate yourself
CTG: there was no way stoppin what hussie had already in mind for us
CTG: if it was some fucked up story about polar opposite skull aliens that was going to be thrown in the middle of our awesome adventures then thats hussies creative vision
CTG: we can always just plain go against it since were our own thing and homestuck is done with
CUU: fair enoUgh.
CGG: i dont know
CGG: if its hussies creative vision then perhaps its the best for us to stick with it?
CTG: only within his story
CTG: and i highly doubt that this is his story happening live
CTG: what kind of story would even be one where we read the story itself
CTG: a fuckin webcomic mandelbrot set
CTG: actually knowin hussie and his weird ways that wouldnt be THAT unreasonable
CGG: hussie has his own principles sure
CGG: but such a structure would just be problematic
CGG: and i highly doubt that homestuck would be finished by now
CGG: or ever really!
CGG: if this conversation that was taking place right now was a part of homestuck then homestuck would be stuck in a loop
CGG: where wed be reading and discussing this conversation thats happening rn
CGG: and then reading and discussing its read and discussion
CGG: augh my head hurts now :/
CUU: no, sUch a scenario is pretty mUch impossible in literatUre, if only becaUse it woUld only resUlt in infinite word coUnts.
CGG: i know i was just saying
CGG: augh
CGG: that is going to take a while to pass away :/
CTG: or
CTG: hussie could be especially clever
CTG: through some hashing algorithms or whatever
CTG: and end up in a way in which the last page of homestuck links back to the first
CTG: and therefore its just a loop
CTG: actually
CTG: maybe i should read homestuck to figure out if such a loop is indeed a thing
CGG: nooooooooo
CGG: no reading homestuck until we get john and rose out of hussies reach
CTG: but then were not caught up with where theyre caught up
CTG: imma message him again
CTG: ask him where he is
CTG: well obviously hes at hussies home
CTG: but by where he is i mean where he is at homestuck
CTG: and just remind me where we are
CTG: at homestuck
CTG: in case it wasnt clear enough
CGG: until the calendar page
CTG: fair enough
CTG: so itll be simple clickin through ms paint adventures dot com and checkin where the calendar page is
CTG: ...
CTG: alright its page 1922
CTG: or 001922
CTG: however you say it
CTG: story 6
CTG: even though there are only 4 stories listed
CTG: jailbreak bardquest problem sleuth & homestuck
CTG: yeah go figure that
CUU: perhaps some stories were actUally failed attempts?
CUU: i'm pretty sUre the homestUck beta is still online, even thoUgh it is a failed attempt?
CTG: yeah just got more intel
CTG: 1 is jailbreak
CTG: 2 is bardquest
CTG: 3 is a single page with a bloody spade from cards
CTG: no idea what was behind here and honestly dont care
CTG: 4 is problem sleuth
CTG: 5 is homestuck beta
CTG: and 6 is homestuck one point oh
CTG: if anything 7 should be homestuck two point oh
CUU: jUst dropping a friendly reminder that yoU're stepping into specUlative & spoiler territory!
CUU: if homestUck "one point oh" is indeed an infinite loop like yoU jUst posited, there woUld be no need for a seqUel!
CTG: whatever
CTG: anyway
CTG: john says theyre at 1988
CTG: 001988
CTG: dont care
CTG: so
CGG: so! !
CUU: so indeed!
CTG: lets kick this bitch in that case
CTG: page 001923
CTG: john eat cake
CTG: last i checked john hates cake
CTG: didnt his dad bake him like 21 cakes for his birthday
CTG: geddit
CTG: 21 cakes
CTG: 21st birthday
CUU: yes, indeed i get it!
CGG: wow johns family is weird :/
CTG: knew it
CTG: johns not touchin that cake in a million years
CTG: hey havent you realized that the number one million in particular to refer to years is kind of overused
CTG: quick drop me replacements
CGG: a billion?
CTG: thats just one letter replaced thats not funny
CUU: a trillion, in that case?
CTG: no think outside the box
CTG: ...
CTG: alright in that case i will be the chooser of numbers in that case
CTG: nine hundred thousand it is
CTG: practically a million but not quite
CTG: hence why i like to call the number a fake million
CTG: at any rate
CTG: johns not eatin cake in nine hundred thousand years
CTG: were done with this page
CTG: come on lets move on faster
CUU: on the other hand, we woUld like to take oUr time while reading the classic!
CTG: biggest bullshit ive ever heard
CTG: at any rate
CTG: 1924
CTG: john examine incoming message
