AN: okay so, it was inevitable that some people would hate the last drabble, Twilight XD I'm not too bothered that some of you hated it. I too hate the Twilight hype, but I still enjoyed the movie and the opportunity to work it into my drabbles (like I do practically everything that happens in my life O.o ) was too good to pass up.

Prompt: the response, "Yes, Mom" being said sarcastically. Which I said, several times, when people kept telling me to go home when I went to work when I was ill last time.


"Shuichi, what's the matter?"

"Nothing, Hiro. I'll be right out."

"Don't you 'nothing' me," Hiro shouted through the door, "I know something's wrong. You've been slow all day. The others don't know you well enough to notice, but we've been best friends since junior high; you can't fool me."

"Hiro, I'm not –"

Hiro shouldered his way into the bathroom Shuichi had barricaded himself in. the vocalist was sitting under the sinks, his face red. Hiro felt his forehead.

"Shuichi, you idiot, you've got a fever. I'm taking you home."

"But –"

"Shut up. I'm taking you home."

"Yes, Mom."