AN: One thing I don't understand is the concept of the Teen Titans in a chatroom. I mean, they all live under the same roof. Couldn't they just talk face to face?
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Incredibly Idiotic Chatroom Buddies

In order to keep up with modern times, this story shall take place in an online chatroom, the perfect place for pedophiles to kidnap young unsuspecting bootylicious teens. Why everyone seems to enjoy chatting in chatrooms, I'll never know. Whatever.

WonderBoySpandexSladeHunter has logged in

TinManFootballSteak has logged in

GreenElfAnimalComedian has logged in

PurpleStarRedFireSparkle has logged in

GothicBlackBirdEmo has logged in

WonderBoySpandexSladeHunter: What the hell's up with my name? It's so stupid.

TinManFootballSteak: We were forced to make an amalgam of all our interests or characteristics for our names. Stupid, huh? I'm not made of tin, dammit!

PurpleStarRedFireSparkle: I think I shall change my name. It does not correspond with my true nature at all.

PurpleStarRedFireSparkle has changed her username.

DeathShriek: That's better.

WonderBoySpandexSladeHunter has changed his username.

NotGayAtAll: Good idea, Star.

TinManFootballSteak has changed his username.

TitaniumStone: Much better.

GreenElfAnimalComedian: Am I the only one who actually likes his name?

GothicBlackBirdEmo: This is pointless. Why the hell are we talking in a chatroom, of all places? We're living in the same tower. Can't we just talk in the OP? Oh, hang on…

GothicBlackBirdEmo has changed her username.

DarkDarkDarkDarkDarkFun: Oh, look, I also changed my name. So fun.

GreenElfAnimalComedian has changed his username.

MachoBeast: Check me out, dudes! Oh, and Raven, your new name sucks.

NotGayAtAll: Where's Raven?

DeathShriek: Dunno. Look! I used a new word I learned!

TitaniumStone: Good for you, Star.

NotGayAtAll: Where's Beast Boy?

MachoBeast: Hey. It's Raven. Unfortunately, Beast Boy has accidently fallen out the window and somehow decapitated himself, so he will be no longer available.

MachoBeast has deleted his account

DeathShriek: Something's fishy.

NotGayAtAll: You're supposed to say 'something's octopusy,' to keep up with your stereotypical bimbo alien appearance. Oh, and something seems weird with you. Something wrong?

DeathShriek: I refuse to participate in these menial charades any longer. From now on, I will put my impossibly intelligent side to use. Excuse me; I feel I must steal some Pizazzium Infanianite. Kudos to your keen observations. I mean that in the most sarcastic tone possible. Ta-ta!

DeathShriek has logged off.

NotGayAtAll: Some what now? What just happened?

TitaniumStone: I think Starfire went to go steal some highly radioactive element that can destroy a whole country if exposed to oxygen. Something like that. I think she also insulted you.

NotGayAtAll: Oh shit.

NotGayAtAll has logged off.

DarkDarkDarkDarkDarkFun has changed her username.

Raven: Much more simple, isn't it?

TitaniumStone has changed his username.

Cyborg: Yeah. Why didn't we just do this in the first place instead of using those lame aliases that caused identity confusion?

Raven: Fangirls.

Cyborg: Damn. Hey, you wanna just talk face to face? This is getting stupid. Why the hell did we sign up for AIM anyways?

Raven: Fangirls.

Cyborg: They're the root of all our problems, aren't they?

Raven: Yup.

Raven has deleted her account.

Cyborg has deleted his account.

SladeMaskNotAPedo: Bwahahaha…

AN: Next chapter will be on... um... sex changes!
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