12 Bottles of Rootbeer

It was the day before Christmas on terra Blizzaris. And the Absolute Zeros were already partying and celebrating the most wounderful time of the year.

Suzy Lu and the girls were baking holiday cookies, eatting candy canes and watching some of those Christmas specials on ABC's 25 Days of Christmas, while Billy and the boys were busy doing some more of their crazy stunts on their skimmers and some other insane madness.

"Man they're just as crazy as ever eh?" one of the Zero girls said as he watched the boys

"Ya but y'know boy, will be boys eh," Suzy Lu said as she pulled out another fresh batch of cookies.

"Hey Suzy can ya get us some rootbeer eh?" Billy asked

"Sure Billy," Suzy said as she got two six packs for the boys


"Man I love rootbeer," Billy said as he guzzed down his bottle

"Not as much as I do eh," Suzy said as she got a bottle of her own

"Ha I bet I could drink more then you could Suzy," Billy said

"Oh really?" Suzy said

"Drink off! Drink off!" the other Blizzarian boys said. And befor you knew Billy and Suzy were at it, each one guzzling down a whole bottle like they'd hadn't had a drank in days. Just one after another, neith of them stopping to burp


Meanwhile inside Suzys stomach

"Ah! Rrootbeer!" Finn yelled as her gut began fill with the fizzy liquid

"Is this how I'm going to die? Drowed by rootbeer?" Finn said


Suzy and Billy were still at it. Billy had drank 6 rootbeers, Suzy had just finished number five and was working on six

"You're going down eh," Billy said as he grabed the last bottle and started to drink. Yet just then he stopped, burped and passed out

"Suzy all ya gotta do now is finish off Billy's bottle and ya win eh," one of the Zero girls said

Suzy grabbed the bottle and chuged it down with all her might

"I win, I...BURP!" Suzy said

Just then Finn seemed to come out of nowhere. He had a long beard now, his clothes were ripped and soaked, and he smelled

"Freedom! Freedom, woo-hoo,"

"He smells like rootb..."

"I don't even want to know," Suzy said stoping her commrad


On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

12 Bottls of Rootbeer

11 Evil elves

10 Nasty Nightmares

9 Nightcrawlers Caroling

8 Holiday Kisses

7 Steroids Syringes

6 Dragons playing

5 ROCKING RECORDS

4 Trackbeast chasing

3 Raptors rapping

2 turltle Doves

and Finn in a bizzarians belly

Finn: I'M FREE!

Yes I did it! All 12 days. Go me, go me :)