A/N: Yo AWSM here, and it's time for season three! So news for HPEAB fans: New chaps as soon take them out 'cuz now I have no more tests to take and considering the fact thet in the merry month of may we get two days + a whole wek off of school because Luxembourg is awesome! And also check out Gale Hawthorne Eats A Muttation, co-written by my little sister, coming out in May! Plus tell me new ideas to kill Harry in a PM.

-AWSM

Harry Potter and the Polar Bear

Chapter 51: Catshit Evergreen

One day Harry Potter was walking down a street when he bumped into a girl.

"Hi! Wait… are you wearing a man's jacket?"

The girl just kept on walking.

Then Harry Potter his hands on his hips and yelled at the girl. "Hey! Where are your manners, young lady. Say hello at least."

"Hi." She mumbled.

"Hi! My name is Harry Potter. And yours?"

"Katniss Everdeen." The girl mumbled again.

"What? Catshit Evergreen? That's an odd name. Catshit… Were your parents high when they named you?"

"Dammit! I said: Katniss Everdeen!"

"Whatever you say Catshit."

"I am not going to react. I am not going to react. I am calm. Calm. Calm. OK." Katniss told herself and kept on walking.

Then Harry Potter called out. "I thought you were a blonde?"

Then an arrow landed between Harry's eye, then two in both of his temples, one in his balls, one in his heart, three in his stomach, one up his nose, five in his neck, four in his spinal cord, two in his ears, two in his eyes and one up his butt.

The End

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