XD I actually got this from the Mario Kart Wii guidebook.


Dear FFN,

Sometimes people ask me how I drive in Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart: Double Dash! TONGUE POWER.

—King Boo


Mr. L is winning in my poll! If you want someone else to win/haven't voted, go vote! I'm keeping the poll up until Thanksgiving, and then the official results will be up for everyone to see!