Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine
Being a dad means touring the maternity ward with your wife-all the while keeping a vigilant eye out for the vending machines
Sasuke was touring the maternity ward of Konoha hospital with Naruto. The maternity ward was clean and well-lit like most of the hospital but it did have more parenting magazines in the waiting room and cute little animal decorations with pink and blue balloons and signs that said 'Congratulations it's a girl!' or 'Congratulations it's a boy!'
Those were nice and all but Sasuke kept an eye out for the vending machines. He was a Pepsi man and wanted to make sure if he was going to be in a waiting room for three hours then he wanted his favorite soft drink waiting along with him.
At the end of the count he spotted around five vending machines. Three of them being drinks, two being snacks. Sure, none of the snacks were remotely healthy and more like the stuff Chouji used to sneak into class.
But he had Pepsi and with the option of Diet and Oreos, not bad for three hours.
