I AM BACK! Thanks for the ideas, and I plan to use all of them! This. Sentence. Is. False! I love Portal... I have been taking some video game personality quizes and here are my results. Mario Character: Princess Peach (no problems there) Super Paper Mario Character: Dimentio (The hell?) Zelda Character: Link or Zelda (Sweet, a princess and a hero!) Pokemon: Mew (HA!) Portal Character: GLaDOS (That made my day) Peace of Triforce: Courage (yay, the best one!)

That is enough random crap for the authors notes today, so READ THE STORY ALREADY! This chapter was requested by Void Vixen.


Dimentio was just sitting in his bedroom, when a big black wolf ran into it!

"AHHH! IT'S A GIANT HAIRY DOG!" he screamed

Then the wolf grabbed his leg and bit into his ankle.

"OWWIEEE THIS MEAN WOLF GAVE ME AN OWIE!"

Then the wolf started to change. The black fur receded into the skin, revealing the form of Luna.

"Hey Dimmy. Did you know I'm a werewolf?"

"YOU JUST BIT ME!"

"I know. I know what a bite is. I'm not stupid,"

"Well you just bit me! Only five year olds bite people!"

"Only five year olds dress like clowns,"

"Goodbye, Luna,"

Dimentio then pushed Luna out of the door and slammed it.

"Well, it certainly is a shame that I didn't get to explain what it is like to be a werewolf," She said loudly "Since he is one now,"

With that, Dimentio sweat dropped, and opened the door back up.

"What did you say?"

"Only 5 year olds dress like clowns,"

"After that,"

"It is a shame,"

"After that!"

"You are a werewolf,"

Dimentio screamed like a little girl, and ran down the hallway.

"ARRGGGHH! I'M A WEREWOLF! LIKE THAT GUY FROM TWILIGHT! EXCEPT WITHOUT THE ABS!" Dimentio screamed

"Dimentio, what are you screaming about?" Belinda, who had just came around the corner asked

"Didn't you listen to my screaming?"

"I did, but the polite thing to do is to ask the person why they are distressed,"

"Okay, any other polite things to do before you and your fellow pastas create more harm to me and my ego?"

"Make you swallow an emerald. They stop chronic diarrhea. I know you have it. The maids find it in the toilet,"

"Uhh...ok... ARRGGHH I'M A WERE WOLF!"

"Oh, you are? I thought you were screaming about that movie Twilight and that guys abs,"

"Just go away, Little Miss Smarty Pants!"

Belinda scoffed

"Fine! I will! You wont be getting a birthday gift from me!"

Then Dimentio started muttering to himself.

"I better find Luna and ask about being a were wolf... is it painful to change? What will I eat?"

Then the jester went to go find Luna. He found her in her bedroom.

"What is it, Dimentio?"

"Doesithurttochange?WhatwillIeat?WhendoIchange?"

"Slow down bro!

Dimentio spoke slower.

"Does it hurt to change? What will I eat? When do I change?"

"It doesn't hurt to change under normal circumstances. You eat normally until the full moon. You could change now, but it would really hurt. You change naturally at the full moon,"

Full Moon: Two days later

Dimentio had himself locked in his bedroom, shackled to the wall. Luna then walked in.

"Are the shackles really necessary?"

"Yes, I don't want to kill anybody. (yet)" he mumbled

"You will just end up braking out of them. Oh look, it's time,"

Then Luna began to change, her clothes ripped, revealing flesh slowly growing fur. The rest of her body changed too. But not into a cute little wolf. But something a lot scarier. I'm talking like Twilight Princess scary. (It's scary) The form was a human wolf hybrid. Wolf snout, fur, ears, and claws, but everything else was human besides a human. Wolf Luna jumped out the window with a howl to bring horrors to the night. Dimentio waited. And waited. And waited some more. Soon, it was morning.

"LUNA!" Dimentio shouted, banging into the dining room

"Yes Dimmy?"

"I didn't change,"

"Well as it turns out, you only change into a were wolf when bitten on the full moon. Sorry!"

Dimentio made a face like he swallowed something nasty, and walked away.


Alright! Some seriousness to take care of. I'm having a story contest! Full details on my profile if you want to enter. (near the top) There is a "sequel" to WTAD called "The Girlfriend Project" where Dimentio tries to get a girlfriend, but he is tipsy. I also started a new story called "How We See Things" It's a Zelda story, so if you like Zelda, then read it. And now... The 50th chapter is coming out next! Tell me what you want to see! It's going to be awesome!