Dear Fanfiction,

And now, for the reaping of the 1000th Hunger Games with seventeen special twists!

Ladies first, shall we? Marilyn Sue. Can Marilyn Sue come up here please? OH, you volunteer! How nice! Hello, my dear. How old are you? 16? And what's your name? Mary Perfect Angel Sue, how lovely. Now, I'd bet my coathanger that that was your sister.

And now for the boys! Gary Devilishly Handsome Stu. Oh, so handsome, and modest too! I bet you two will get along just great! Shake hands! Oh, look, fireworks...

Sincerely, Effie Trinket's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Gre...

-Granddaughter.

P.S. And may the odds be never in your favour.


New chapter! *happy dance* Anyway, once 100 chapters are up, I might be doing a multi-chap, with one scene dedicated to each of these chapters. Interested?