Rated M for future violence, language and potential yaoi.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or it's characters.


Kia Ora!

Hm...fine, ok. I'll go back soon, I heard that France was found, bruised all over and muttering something about kangaroos...

I guess I never really thought Australia felt anything for me. I mean, we practically live in the same houses.

oh, nothing *innocent look*

O...kay...he's asking me about sheep, I'm getting freaked out, so I threw something at him to make him scatter...just ignore the missing vase for a little while...

YAY!

New Zealand.

P.S. ...what have I gotten myself into?

P.P.S. xD

P.P.P.S I dunno who found me...he was really loud and kept eating hamburgers. Kinda looked like Canada! But sounded American...he gave me a headache...and you have no pain killers...


Dear New Zealand,

Good. Hehehe...I wish Aussie had videotaped what he did to the creepy frog. I'd love to get my hands on a copy of that.

Well...now that you're thinking about it, do you like him too? What goes through your head when you see him or hear his voice? Does he make you happy? Like...more happy than any 'friend' ever could? Hint frickin hint.

*suspicious glare* Don't you dare try to pull anything on me. I WILL get revenge. Aussie or not.

*eye roll*

~Lovino

P.S. You owe a favor to a mafia boss. What the hell do you think you got yourself into? *shakes head and sighs*

P.P.S. Have fun with your torture.

P.P.P.S. Oh...so you met America...my condolences. Did you check the medicine cabinet in the upstairs bathroom? If you can't find any, you can always send Earth out to buy more. Anything to get him out of the damn house...


A/N: Hmm...I wonder if Aussie actually DID video tape it...I would.

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