Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto characters, they belong to Masashi Kishimot. I also don't own Etsuko Takeda she belongs to you know. that one girl. I only own Rei Miharu she is my OC, no one can take her from me!

On with the story!

~*~*~Psychology~*~*~

A brunette ambassador sat under a tree, studying a massive book all about the brain, why you ask? Simple, knowing how the brain functions gives insight as to how she could mess with ninja's brain. It was all for the good of the village, or herself and others.

"Hey, what are you doing?" asked the Takeda as she trailed up in front of her with two other shinobi.

"Reading…"

Such a thick book?"

"Mhmm…"

Rei closed the textbook and placed it out, as the other three sat in a circle, it was a normal day and they had decided to spar.

"What is it about?" Kiba asked grabbing the book.

"Psychology,"

"Psy-what?"

"The study of the brain moron!"

Etsuko rolled her eyes as the other kunoichi leaned against the tree, "It's actually funny…"

"You have gone insane…"

"No, not really… Did you know that being embarrassed and blushing strengthens ones relationship after a transgression,"

"Now we know why Hinata is always blushing,"

Rei laughed, as Kiba looked as confused as ever, "I don't get it…"

Shino spoke up this time, "when Hinata faints she is simply getting closer to Naruto."

The Inuzuka nodded, "she's a sneaky girl."

"And, you are more likely to remember things when you're aroused,"

"Kiba, you should be a genius then!"

All three burst into fits of laughter, Kiba looked pissed as his face scrunched up. He opened the book and read a random page.

"Oh yeah! Etsuko gets jealous easily so, AH HAH! Jealousy is an indispensable component of long-term relationships because it keeps mates together by sparking passion and commitment!"

"No wonder Shino and Etsuko make out five times a day…" Rei interjected grabbing the book.

"HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?"

The two burst into another wave of laughter, she just admitted it.

Shino took his turn and grabbed the book from the couple, who at the moment were busy rolling on the ground.

"This fits both of you perfectly…" The bug lover paused before Etsuko took the book and read it out loud.

"…The long-term patter of sexual activity within relationships shows a rise and then a decline,"

Both blushed but were cut off by Shino, "no wonder they are so crabby,"

Takeda laughed as the Aburame gave a small laugh, "I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH HIM!"

"Yeah, but you know you want to,"

"YOU'RE FULL OF IT!"

Kiba grinned as he looked at his two friends, "That applies to you too, no wonder Etsuko is violent and Shino is a stoic mess!"

Etsuko frowned and threw a rock at his head, "shut up!"

"I never knew psychology had a violent side to it…"

The Miharu grabbed her book, "okay… that's enough! I can see that having this in front of you all only caused a war to break out!"

"Fuck you!"

The Inuzuka rolled his eyes and took the book, "I like this stuff! It is very insightful!"

"Kiba give it back!"

"No."

Shino rolled his eyes but no one could see, he turned his attention to Etsuko, "Should be step in?"

"Nah, let them fight… It's about time for our make-out session,"

Etsuko tugged Shino onto his feet and away from the fighting couple.

"Damn, they took a long time to leave…" Rei muttered grabbing her book back and standing.

"Tch, I don't understand this psy-shit at all!"

"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BE AROUSED TO UNDERSTAND IT, BAKA!"

"Oh, Oh, are you saying what I think-"

"NO!"

The brunette shinobi groaned loudly and followed behind her in total dismay, how could she be so cruel.

Shino and Etsuko high-fived, "those two are annoying!"

"Ditto…"

They had gotten themselves away and were travelling through the woods. Etsuko stopped abruptly and turned to Shino.

"I was deadly serious about making out,"

The Aburame arched a brow before he was tackled to the ground by the potty mouth, who was drowning him in kisses.

Now, let's leave these two alone. Psychology was a wondrous tool and is only to be used at desperate moments, that is the lesson.

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DONE, but it's short D=