Shows They Can't Do Together!

ICarly!

Freddie: Five, Four, Three, Two…

Carly: Hi I'm a pickle!

Sam: And I'm a tomato!

Carly: And welcome to ICarly!

Sam: The only show that will give you proteins and slaps you with a fish!

Carly: *Laughs* On today's episode Sam brought some friends.

Sam: Yeah. One of them use to date my mom and *through teeth* Owe me!

Damon: When are you going to die you little evil midget.

Sam: If I die I'll make sure I'll drag you with me. *Claps hands* Okay I want to introduce Stefan and guy-who-doesn't-need-a-name Salvatore!

Freddie: *Presses a button*

*The sound of clapping*

Carly: Hello Stefan and…

Damon: It's Damon.

Carly: Damon?

Sam: He was no name on this show.

Carly: Huh?

Sam: Well mister no name agreed to sing a song.

Damon: She forced me.

Freddie: Yeah. That sounds like her.

Damon: Fine. What song?

Stefan: The Happy song by Liam Lynch

Damon: …You're kidding me right?

Carly: Censored of course…right?

Sam: Yes and if he cusses he'll be shocked.

Damon: You little Bit*Get's shocked*

Sam: Don't come at mama like that. Now sing before the show is over.

Damon: No you evil demon!

Sam: *Smiles* I'll take that as an okay.

Damon: *Growls*

Stefan: *Laughs*

Sam: You're not out of this fuzzy brow get in the background in the coconut binki and start dancing.

Damon: That's what you get Bast *Shock* OW!

Sam: No cussing.

Damon: Let's get this over with.

Sam: Fredtard play the music.

Freddie: *Mutters* Get bent.

Sam: UH?

Freddie: Nothing don' hurt me. *Plays the music*

*Music plays*

Damon: I am really happy cause there's only one of me.

Sam: Keep going!

Damon: *Sings* Look at my smiling I'm so…darn? Happy the people are jealous of me.

Stefan: How long do I have to dance?

Carly: Keep going.

Damon: *Sings* When I'm sad and lonely I like to sing this song, it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long…Fuck this.

Carly: SAM!

Sam: I'm on it.*Holds down the button*

Damon: *On the floor*

Sam: This is how you cook a guy who's been with your mom.

Carly: He's Italian?

Sam: What can I say? She really likes Italian guys.

Carly: Okay well this is it for the show…

RANDOM DANCING! *Music plays*

Everyone (Expect Damon): *Dancing*

Carly: See you guys later!

Sam: Bub bye!

I feel really weird.

Damon: How can you stand these…flesh bags!

Those are my BOOBS!

Eric: You know Damon, I can rape you.

Damon: *Takes a step back* Like hell you are.

Stefan: I got one name for a bunny.

Jack: You are all weird and that's coming from me. *Hiccups*

Let just get the story started. Hopefully I won't get raped by fangirls.

Damon: Pfft. You think you got it worst? I'm human right now and I can't even fight back.

Stefan: You're screwed.

Damon: Shut up sparkly!

Stefan: ….

The first person is StrawberriKiwies and she says, I dare Sam, Dean, Castiel, Eric, Stefan, & Damon to go in the back room with you for... activities and you have to do it '

Damon: No and there is no way I'm letting her in there with those bastards.

Stefan: Exactly it's you 'Chi' who would pretty much take the pounding.

Damon: ... Fuck that. Nothing is going inside me not even me! And Ew… Stefan!

Stefan: …I wasn't going there you fucking pervert.

It's a dare.

Damon: No. Fuck…That! Don't be trying things in my body you perverted woman!

Eric: *Grabs me and Damon by the collar*

Damon: NO! NO! NOOO!

An hour later.

Damon: *Ripped clothes* Yeah. None of you bastards touched me.

*laughs*

Damon: Shut up! Do you know it's hard protecting my body and your body from those perverts?

At least you know what I feel.

Damon: I don't care about that I just want my butt hole from being touched.

*Shakes head*You should bring lelouche from code geass if u watched it & Mick & Joseph from moonlight if so include them in 1st dare.

Damon: The last thing we need on here is more men. It's like a fucking sausage fest in here. There's only Chi, Alice, Pam (If you call that a woman), and Sookie.

Stefan: It just means our show is getting bigger.

Damon: This show is starting to be aim about the gay loving fan girls. No. I want chicks, not dick! You don't see the girls getting dragged to the backroom by guys that's because…

Stefan: Cause they can't have Chi?

Damon: *Narrows eyes* Shut up!

Let's keep going. Okay?

Damon: Bastard…*Mumbles* interrupting me in my speech.

Heart-Broken-In-Love says Bob, change them back now!...except keep Stefan and Edward the same as they as they are now!

Bob: I'm not listening to you moo cow!

Heart-Broken: *wrinkles face in disgust* Who would you want to eat you?

Bob: Your mom, Chi, maybe you. You can't taste me so I might hide in you favorite food. I am the future leader of the world!

Heart-Broken: I'll go Chuck Norris on your ass!

Bob: I'LL MAKE CHUCKY EAT ME TOO! MUHAHAHAHA!

Heart-Broken: Ew!

Eric: *Let's out a breath in annoyances*

Heart-Broken: Charity, I am so, so, so, so, so sorry. I didn't know you and Damon would be switching bodies I meant to torture Damon just torture Damon as you see fit when you are in the right bodies.

It's alright. I'm still alive but I'll let you torture him. Your torture skills are the best.

Damon: You're too nice Chi a pet.

…How many nicknames do I have?

Dean: A lot.

Yeah.

Heart-Broken: *raises eyebrow* So technically I did fuck Seth and also Dean?

Dean: Yep.

Seth: *Nods*

Heart-Broken: I kind dodged the nasty bullet on that one. *Throws a stake at Edward's head*

Stefan: DAMN! *hold head*

Heart-Broken: At least Edward or Stefan didn't switch bodies with someone I was gonna fuck that would suck so much!

Damon: It'll be funny.

Heart-Broken: And you'll get your ass kick.

Damon: Wait till I get my body back!

Heart-Broken: I can't wait either.

*Laughs*

Heart-Broken: So are you Japanese?

Nope. Just a girl who admires thing for the Land of the rising sun.

Heart-Broken: Do you watch Disney channel?

When I go over to my friends house. She's a Disney fanatic. I'm more of a nick girl but I do like Wizards of Waverly place.

Heart-Broken: Stefan since you are in Edward's body I can torture him so you will feel his pain! *screams really loud before biting Edward really, really hard* I have bitten someone so hard that there was a chuck of skin missing and a puddle of blood but in this case it will be a puddle of venom Aha.

Stefan: Let go of me…you little angry monkey!

Heart-Broken:*laughs and picks up my lighter* One of the best things at smoking at thirteen you can burn people more! *starts to flick lighter at Edward multiple times*

O.O. Yeah I'll never piss her off…ever.

Damon: Yeah like she could do anything!

Heart-Broken: Stefan, and just incase you are in your own body now! *face darkens and eyes go black* This will be fun don't you think? *giggles and starts to attack Stefan in the worst ways known to the world*

Edward: *Screams*

Pam: *Pops popcorn in her mouth* It's like watching shark week.

*Nods* I kinda feel sorry for Edward.

Stefan: *Rubs the scars on his arm* I don't. Crazy demon…thing.

Alice: *Sighs* Poor little brother. Oh well.

Lestat: Smart girl.

Louis: *Nods*

Vie said the only way to return to yourselves is for a certain witch to break the spell! She would only do it on one condition...put Dean, Eric, Stefan, Sam; Lestat, Louie and Damon on Carly to face the wrath that is Sam. My secret crush is me in a lopsided Oreo cookie between Damon and Dean...yummy! I HEART DAMON to DEATH.

Damon: What about the other guys

I was thing of doing a story on that. It's too funny so it deservers it's own fic.

Damon: Yeah miss. Writer why don't you piss off a person who could help us!

But I think it deservers its own…

Damon: *Places hand up* Shut your trap. Now.

…I'll strip in front of all the fangirls. I'm in your body so it doesn't affect me at all.

Damon: You wouldn't.

*Unbuttons a button* Try me.

Dean: **Nervous laugh* Question: If you could be anyone or anything than yourself what or who and why? I won't to be and eagle…to get away from these two.

Sam: Just because you're in my body doesn't mean you can do things to it!

Castiel: Whatever. Like I actually care about your bitching.

Sam: He's mine!

Castiel: Just because you say it out loud doesn't mean it's true.

Damon: I'll rather be any supernatural thing then a human. I feel weak and girly.

Shut up!

Vie: This fun. Oooooo, the next show they could do is True Jackson VP or Teletubbies again...that was the shiznit! Vie is deeply obsessed with D&D ((((sighs dutifully and winks at Dean & Damon))))

Damon: Call me when I switch back.

Dean: Same here.

The switch isn't so bad.

Alice: I hate long hair. I cut it for a reason.

Lestat: Stop complaining. At least the person you love isn't in a person you don't like.

Stefan: Thank god.

Alice: I know the feeling.

Damon: I'M SHORT AS HELL!

Alice & Me: *Growls*

StrawberriKiwies says…

Damon: Her again.

I don't care… chi I dare you 2 answer this? When are you gonna update switch and miss Salvatore? I updated Switch but I'll be working on them after midterms. My school is very different.

Sam: MinaFTW says lol the body switch. In the books Stefan likes Elena, Damon likes Elena and bonnie. Really?

Dean: Never read it. It sucks.

Mina: To Stefan poor baby hands you oil and a match. You're just too ugly to live so end it please, why did he have to switch with Edweirdo? *Cries*

Stefan: *Twitched* I almost forgot.

Yeah the two sexiest Dean and Seth switched!

Mina: Hugs chi, finally a Damon that doesn't annoy the shit out of me.

Thanks.

Damon: You annoy me to tramp!

Mina: *Kicks Damon* Haha since your human now you feel the pain!

Damon: OUCH! *Cusses under his breathe*

*Laughs* StrawberriKiwies….

Stefan: Really?

Strawberri: EdwannasleepwithJacob(Edward)I dare u 2 let me & my sis beat on u & then castrate u No choice*Strawberri & her sis beats and castrates Edward." DIE YOU GAY CANNABALISTIC PIXIE AND THAT STUPID HOE BELLA.I MEAN COME NOT AWESOME LIKE OTHER VAMPIRES OR JACOB SO JUST DIE AND NO MORE REPRODUCING GOD!

Stefan: *Screams*

O.O.

Strawberri: *Then hugs Sam, Dean, Castiel, Stefan, Damon, Eric, Pam & Chi*

You know you hugged Edward. Right?

Strawberri: Let me come in give Stefan Bunneary from pokémon and gets new permanent powers from blood.

Stefan: *Rolls*

Strawberri: Please bring in Sweeny Todd and Selene & Michael from Underworld keep writinXD.

Okay but please don't hurt Damon…until I get out of his body.

Rogue: Stef I feel bad for you - I hope your penis grew back I really thought you were douche bag Cullen over there - How can I make it up to you? Sexual faves don't count as long as you have those eyebrows!

Edward: She clipped them and cut my skin.

I said I was sorry.

Rogue: So Damon did you like me groping your boobs when you were in Chi's body?

Damon: …Maybe.

Rogue: Dean I hope me and Pam didn't wear Sam out too much from our escapades yesterday - Sam you're still wearing that French maid costume nice.

Castiel: I'm wearing it. And it feels breezy.

Damon: Eric *Twitch* STOP TOUCHING ME!

Eric: You're so…rapeable now.

Rape is bad Eric.

Eric: *Shrugs* Fine then I'll glamour him.

Damon: …*Runs away*

Rogue: Castiel I know you're secretly into Sam... did you enjoy watching me and Pam yesterday? Wanna join and make Dean jealous?

Castiel: I don't like Sam but I wanna join.

Rogue: Damon when are you giving your brother that makeover?

I did.

Stefan: It sucks Chi.

Lestat: I think it looks good.

Stefan: Stay away from me!

Rogue:Oh Bob *Bob huddles in corner crying* that's more I like it - see Chi you take care of bad guys by unleashing their mom's on them - so Damon you better treat Chi a pet better or your mom's visiting next review...

Damon: Bring it…what is she going to do? Tell me off? PFFT.

Rogue: and Damon I DARE you to screw Bob's mom in front of Bob.

Damon: I'm not that despaired.

Bob: Don't defile my mother!

Rogue: Chi you don't have to read all 5 books - wikipedia it - they give you a summary here's the link: .org/wiki/The_Vampire_Diaries_(novel_series)
Last book releases in March 2011 - have a feeling Smith's going to pull a Harry Potter and kill both brother's - Elena deserves it.

Wait a minute. Someone dies in Harry Potter? Who, what, when, where, and *Cries* WHYYYY!

Damon: You don't even care about me? You care about so bitch in Happy Pothead.

*Shrugs* Not really I don't even read the books.

Damon: *growls*

Rogue: Bob - you better stop watching me when I have my Pam time or I'm bringing your gran and making Edward screw her in front of you.

Bob: YOU WILL NOT KEEP ME DOWN! NEVER!

Rogue: I really doubt that.

Bob: I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!

Rogue: Stefan why can't you be a normal vampire and eat people leave the bunnies and bambi alone! You ate Peter Rabbit didn't you!

Stefan: ….*Laughs*

Rogue: Wolvy! :( chop Edwards arms of for me please *Rogue bats eyelashes*

Wolverine: Okay. *Cuts off Edward's arm.

Stefan: AAAHHHHHHHHH! *Looks at the missing arm*

I think you made Heart-Broken proud.

Rogue: We all KNOW why you want Stef to be a girl Eddie - you WANT him don't cha... Well think again I like Steffie a whole lot more than I like you so stay away from him you pussy.

Edward: Ew!

Pam what do you say, me, you and wolverine in the back room?

Pam: Yeah.

You're in Eric's body and Wolverine is in Jacob's.

Pam: I don't see a problem.

Wolverine: I don't see one either.

Rogue: Whose watching today?

Jacob: Me!

Rogue: BTW - I have successfully downloaded a copy of Eclipse I will NEVER pay for anything twilight - BTW Eddie you look like you haven't taken a bath since you were turned - Eric do something about him - he STINKS. The only reason I got Eclipse is to drool over Alex Meraz and Taylor Lautner - and I just like Jane for some reason.

Edward: I take bathes! But that Robert doesn't!

Rogue: Dean I dare you to dress up as batman for the next 5 chapters.

Dean: Fine. *walks to the dressing room*

Batman?

Stefan: Who doesn't like batman?

Damon: Mel Gibson.

You're bad. But is it wrong to love Jane as much as Alice.

Alice: I hope you're kidding.

…Yes.

Rogue: Pam, Wolverine - to the backroom.

Pam: Alright.

Wolverine: …*Walks to the backroom*

Rogue: *Rogue kisses Chi making her eyes turn into the back of her head, then Rogue sucks on the chi a pet's neck marking her*

Damon: That's MY BODY YOU'RE MAKING OUT WITH!

Rogue: I know the difference!

Damon: *Twitch*

Rogue: Go swim in the ocean D - I think you're about to explode.

Damon: …I HATE YOU! *Folds arms*

*Laughs* Okay…wait a minute where's Jack?

Jack: Right here love.

He's on the wall.

Jack: I'm Spiderman!

….Wow?

Zero: I think I'm drunk. *Let's out a breathe* This is the last time I'll do that.

BroadwayAngelLyric said Damon, Pam, and Eric just give me the hit list and I'll get Zero and your awards will be in the bag for next year.

Eric: Alright.

Damon: Sure.

Broadway: Damon, I appreciate that you would take me with you. Great minds think alike. People like us are NOT soulless bastards, we are pioneers in awesomeness and some people can't handle our awesome. *cough*Stefan*cough*

Stefan: Evil blob.

Broadway: Chi, why don't you just turn yourself into a supernatural creature in this story to fight back against some crazy people? Namely Stefan's horny ass.

*Thinks* What would I turn myself into? *Shrugs* I'll get let you guys decide.

Broadway: Speaking of Stefan, you called me violent. I'll show you violent. Damon, wanna help me drain the blood from Stefan's bunny collection and not share? Plus, we can make him watch while you make out with Elena 3 Stefan, I wasn't joking about telling Elena about you cheating. I guess she stopped putting out for you, since in the Fangirls Anonymous support group, I hear you have a horrible case of blue balls. Plus, I told them you're gay :)

Stefan: Just stand way from the bunnies and you can have Elena. *Waves the nub*

Ouch.

Jack. Booze. Backroom. Now.

Jack: I'm Spiderman now.

Broadway: Well Spiderman. Booze. Backroom. Now.

Jack: Yay!

Edward, is Bob dead yet?

Bob, fuck you. Stupid MOFO.

Bob: I hope you find pieces of me in your food or drink. YOU'RE SOUL IS AS GOOD AS MINES!

Broadway: Zero, here a shotgun go crazy. Bye guys.

Zero: *Shoot random places*

*Ducks.

Damon: Damn it! Why would you give him a gun!

Broadway: It's fun.

Zero: *Done shooting* I got that out of my system.

Stefan: You think?

Edward: *Shakes head*

*Sighs* This place will be in ruins before the show is over.

Sam: So true.

BeatrixMayfeir says Holy crap! Don't worry Chi! I'm searching in my books for a solution and I'll call Bobby for some help! But I think I know who do that: it must be Gabriel!

Dean: Tricky bastard.

Beatrix: But I want to make out with you while Damon can't do anything to stop me*smile*!

Yay!

Damon: *Slaps me in the back of the head*

I can't feel it.

Damon: You will when I grab a bat!

Beatrix: And Damon you know me well I was thinking to Halle Berry too!

Damon: What can I say? I have good taste.

Beatrix: Stefan when did you get the tattoo on your arm and why? Is the only you have? I have two! Ok bye I'm going to do research I'll be back soon promise.

Stefan: I just wanted one. I have a few others.

Damon: Pictures of your bunnies?

Stefan: …Leave me alone.

LadySalvatore says Haha oh dear, I just adore this story. Damon, wanna come into the back room with me? We can have wild sex and then you can drain me if you'd like :) By the way, Edward has no pubes and Bob needs to DIE!

Damon: You say yes Charity and I will kill you.

Wha….

Damon: I'm watching you.

What I do?

Damon: Wait until I get in my body and I'll show you a good time.

Whore!

Damon: The best.

*Rolls eyes*

dirtdevil76 says Can you believe VD won seven awards at the Teen Choice? I'm happy they won over Glee ^_^

Damon: We better had! Or death will befall them!

Stefan: Still can't take you serious in Chi's body.

Damon: Burn in hell you bastard!

dirtdevil: Btw question for you Chi! "Who do you think is hotter Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black or Chris Riggi as Jacob Black?"

….Chris is hot.

FutureActressKS: Stefan :O The whole switching thing through me off. I would never hit you purposely! *Hands him mega huge bunny*

You should name him Mega!

Stefan: That's a big bunny.

FutureActress: Edward Here's the hit you should've received last time. *Putting all strength into hitting him on the back of the head with a hammer.

Edward: OW!

FutureActress: I got you!

Edward: *Hold head*

FutureActress: Damon I'll still never let go! *Jumps on his back* Backroom, maybe?

I'm still Chi…in here.

FutureActress: Edweirdo, Every chapter, I will find some way to torture you, even if I have to find someone to help me. *hits him again with hammer*

Edward: You know you're busting Stefan's head!

FutureActress: You're in his body for the time being. So you're my bitch. *Hits him again*

Edward: OW! I hope you get ran over…*Gets hit again*

FutureActress: Stefan, Sorry, sorry, sorry, I still don't know how I can make it up to you. *hands 5 more bunnies*

More to add.

Stefan: Yeah.

Lestat: You're so cute. Now pull your pants down.

Stefan: ….THE HELL!

FutureActress: Damon- Protect me! Bob the creep won't leave me alone! I swear he did show up in the form of a cheese burger one day at my place, hoping he could steal my soul! You can't have it, Bob!

Bob: You sure have a soul?

FutureActress: *Twitches* You want to run that by me again? *Holds up a blowtorch*

Now I remember! Cyborg ate him!

Damon: Huh?

On an episode of Teen Titans Cyborg ate Bob's look a like! We need Cyborg!

Sam: Does he have a soul?

Not sure but this plan is perfect!

Damon: Right. *Rolls eyes*

FutureActress: To everyone - *hugs everyone except for Edward and Bob* There's enough love for me to spread around.

Edward: I want to throw you in a wood chipper.

Bob: Eat the Cheeseburger next time. *Evil smirk*

FutureActress: *ducks behind Damon* Damon- I'll do anything for you. *is wearing vervain in ankle bracelet but no one knows it* I think I can handle you.

Yeah…I'm still in here.

Damon: I really hope a fan girl drags you back there.

Stefan: You bad you won't allow them.

Damon: I'm a fickle person.

Ash: Can I put my two cents in?

Damon: Die!

Ash: *Kicks him in the leg* Bitch.

Damon: *Hops around* Just wait till I get my body back!

FutureActress: Stefan- Okay so your eyebrows are huge, so what? I still love you, too. *gives hug*

Stefan: I cut them.

Not on the show you're on.

Stefan: *Rolls eyes*

Spoiiled: *Does a back flip and lands in front of me*

Cool.

Damon: She like a ninja!

I like ninja! *Claps hands and laugh*

Damon: …*Slap me upside my head*

Ruin my fun.

Spoiiled: *Throws a black box at bob*

Bob: Huh?

The black box lights up and Bob disappear.

…So cool!

Spoiiled: *Grabs the box* I'll dispose of this. *Points at Edward* Your next you undead emo bitch. *Disappears in black smoke*

Epic!

Stefan: I just hope I change before that happened.

You'll be killed by her epicness.

Damon: It was okay. I've seen better.

Alice: …Wow.

Jack: I must be sober. *Walks away*

Dean: What I miss?

Castiel: Nothing much.

*laughs* Seth looks so hot in the batman uniform!

Seth: Was that why you took so long!

Dean: ….No?

Seth: *Flicks him off*

LeLelurvsGlee says This is beyond funny. This is my favorite fanfic of all time. Nothing could ever compare. First off I have to say my favorite person on this show has changed.

Stefan: Huh?

LeLe: It's now Jack instead of Stefan. Sorry Stefan. -hands jack lots of rum-. So I don't know if you guys will be changed back or not. So if your not I wanna beat up Damon in chi's body.

Hey! I can't heal like the others.

Damon: Sucks for you Chi a pet.

Stop calling me that!

LeLe: Jack I wanna be like you when i grow up. *Swoons and bats eyelashes*

Eric: You sure?

Yeah.

LeLe: I can choose my role models thank you very much.

Damon: Okay.

LeLe: Edward fuck you! Bob I hate you. Chi I think bob should talk to his mom for the rest of the show.

Bob's not here right now.

Ash: Can we take a message?

xXspoiiledheartXx said Chi- im so sorry your in Damon's body you I hope none of you have to use the bathroom good luck and thanks I wont let you down Chi.

You captured Bob. You deserve an epic…

Jack: Sandwich.

Huh? Really…a sandwich.

Jack: It's very epic.

Damon: I fucking hate that word! It's up there with ubber!

Castiel: When will you never be angry?

Damon: When all you bastards leave. Go away. Mostly Eric!

Eric: I don't know what I want…*Looks innocent* Chi, who's in your body and won't run away or you in Chi's body who can't fight me.

Damon: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

Dbz rox writes Omg lol this is going to be very interesting...btw congrats on 50 chapters! I'm about to post my 50th story soon:) Awesome!

Dbz: Anyways Damon, how does it feel to be in a girl's body?

Damon: I wonder how your dad feels in his.

That's kind of new.

Damon: I hate everyone equally.

Dbz: Stefan Haha you're in Edward's body now! You're a vampire fairy.

Stefan: *Growls*

..son. says Hey kitten. Dare you and Damon to be exclusive with each other for two chapters! Have a good day. Later stranger danger. Peace out.

O.O really?

Damon: *Mockingly* It's a dare.

…Fine but I doubt that….

Damon: I'll do it.

WHAT!

Damon: To prove that I'm not that big of a whore.

Stefan: Pfft. *Starts laughing*

Dean: For two chapters?

Damon: Yes.

I want to bet.

Damon: Fine.

If you fail the dare then I want you to post two Mature fics about you and Eric.

Damon: …I fucking hate you. But if I win all your yaoi collection is going to the trash.

No!

Damon: THEIR GAY, THEY DON'T WANT YOU!

*Growls* Fine.

Vampirewithasecret writes Chi I will come in and kick bobs ass if you like! He cant steal my soul because well...I don't have one!:DD Lol. I think he's taken care of but how he is…I'll take you up on that offer.

Vampire: Stefan I felt really bad for you when I read the last chappie!

Stefan: I do too.

Vampire: Edward You do anything while in Stefan's Body...I'LL KILL YOU!

Edward: Back off or I'll send my Twi-hards to kill you! And they are not nice!

StrawberriKiwies & Jashin says Jashin[my sis] dares Damon 2 run over Edweirdo's nuts wit a motorcycle.

But I'll hurt Stefan.

Damon: Tough luck Damon now hurry up and run over my brother's balls.

Stefan: It's a dare.

*Hops on a motorcycle and cries* I'm sorry Stefan.

Damon: Just hurry up and be a man about it!

*Nods* Stefan….

Stefan: *Closes eyes*

*Runs over his nuts and cries* I hurt Stefan!

Edward: *Laughs*

Strawberri: SAM, CASTIEL AND STEFAN SUPER LONG HUG TIME*Last whole chapter and then sum*

You're hugging Edward. He's in Stefan's body.

Jashin: DEAN, DAMON, AND JACK SUPER LONG HUG TIME*Last whole chapter and then sum*

…Okay.

Strawberri & Jashin: we dare u 2 let us beat up Barney. "DAMON DOESN'T YOUR BAD ROMANCE SO DIE YOU PEDOFILE DINO"

Damon: If you can find that bastard. It's like trying to find Waldo! It just find the purple gay dinosaur who would rape your kids.

Strawberri: Sam, Dean, & Cas: We dare you 2 do littlekuribos leather pants video in cosplay and detail

Sam=Marik

Castiel=Bakura

Dean=Atem

*Can find on youtube type leather pants then click 1st thing on page*

Sam: Not with him.

Castiel: Same here.

*Cries* It's a dare!

Damon: BE A MAN!

I'M A ….GIRRLLLL! *Goes to the corner and cries*

Damon: *Growls* YOU HAVE BALLS NOW!

…I CRUSH STEFAN'S BALLLLLLSSSSS!

Stefan: *Rolls around the room*

Wolverine: I felt that one.

Damon: I wonder if Bob is dead.

He's not here. He got kid….Crap.

Bob: I'm back!

O.O .

Strawberri: I have a way 2 kill bob*Draws Jashin symbol takes some of bobs bloods licks it then stabs self in heart* DIE YOU TUFU SON OF A ITCH!*Jashin is a god from Naruto my sis is just using name its meant 2 be itch*

Pretty blood. *Claps*

Alice: *Smiles* Your easy to amuse.

*Nods* But you guys got to…your kidding me.

Sam & Castiel fighting.

….Really?

Dean: Yep.

*Shakes head*

Anneryn: Chi*hands you a potion that will reverse the body switch*

Thank you! …What do I do with it?

Damon: *Grabs the bottle out of my hand* Well sprinkle it on everyone. *Opens it and throws it on everyone*

After a few seconds.

It works! Yay!

Damon: Damn right.

Edward: *Rolls on the floor*

Stefan: Bastard.

Anneryn: Dean, I think we should go to the back room now. *mischievous grin*

Dean: Yeah. I want to get out of here. *walks to the backroom*

Okay…Huh?

Stefan: What?

They didn't use a name.

Damon: We'll call them…

No.

Damon: I didn't even say anything!

We're call them um…o.O.

Damon: Stupid.

Fine we'll call them blank.

Damon: Still stupid.

It's better than what you as about to say!

Damon: Whatever.

Blank said Ooohh i luv ur story! Please do degrassi, pretty little liars, make It or break it, life unexpected, and icarly! Thank you!

Damon: Sam is a bitch.

I like Sam!

Damon: Please chock miss angel over here.

Whatever. XOLittleGreenMonsterXO says Argh! Why can't you die already, Edward? i thought i killed you! *Gasp* are you a ghost? *starts muttering in Chinese* 他怎么能是鬼啊?我还以为吸血鬼一死就死了。。。他怎么还能回来啊... Yep it just came out like squares.

Where's Jez? JEZEBEL!

Ash: No. Don't you dare bring her here!

Damon: let's bring her to even things out.

Ash: *Pushes the wall*

Damon: 1 Damon, 0 you.

Okay. I want to thank StrawberriKiwies, Heart-Broken-In-Love, Vie, Pawprint25, MinaFTW, Rogue Assasin, BroadwayAngelLyric, BeatrixMayfeir, LadySalvatore, dirtdevil76, FutureActressKS, LeLelurvsGlee, xXspoiiledheartXx, dbz rox, ..son, Vampirewithasecret, Jashin, blank, and XOLittleGreenMonsterXO for reviews and questions. Peace.

Damon: Getting out of here.

Stefan: And trying not to eat bunnies.

*Gasp*

Stefan: I'm almost healed.

Bye guys and sorry I'm late. I had midterms to study for. Please don't be mad. =)