A/N- Wassup? It be TOBN here with a new chapter for Dear MBAV Writers for a special person!

Yup! I am celebrating yet another birthday (a lot of August birthdays we have here :P) for a special person. Someone who I talk to almost every day. Someone who we have almost 900 PMs exchanged between us (that is a lot, just saying.).

Yeah! I am talking about the one and only Mbavrocks12! She has been a really good friend, and we actually talk. A lot. And since I found out it was her birthday, I can't help but do birthday chapters, because you know how I am. I will do anything for someone's birthday, especially if they are as loyal to me (That is an invitation: Anyone's birthday? Tell me when it's coming near, and I'll do something. I promise. I'll do a reviewers-birthday log or something :P)

But because it is her birthday, I am gonna do a birthday chapter! Literally, a birthday chapter. About birthdays. Because that's fun, right? Yeah, I hope it is :)

Shoutouts to...

spooderman- Er...I don't know if I should take that as a really misspelled compliment or a really misspelled insult, but here you go, I guess. *cough* This was awkward. But nevertheless, here you go! I'm not a faggot because I'm updating, so I hope you, um, not think that way anymore. But thanks for thinking it's swag! That's cool! Thanks for your review! *nervous smile*

Mbavrocks12- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *blows streamers and the balloons fall out of the sky, and Dan and Phil are in the background, singing Happy Birthday* If you research 'danisnotonfire happy birthday' on YouTube, the first video on the list of videos is the one I am directing you to! And Dan will give you a happy birthday, because that's what you deserve. So yeah! Hope you like that, and this chapter, my good friend! Thanks for your review as well :)

MBAV fan66- Thanks, fanfic buddy! Glad I brought a smile to your face! *beams proudly* And everyone has their moments, I assume. But nevertheless, the moral is that to be out of character may not be too OOC after all, right? Right. Anyway, thanks for your review!

So with that, drop a review/suggestion, and...

ENJOY!


Dear MBAV Writers: Chapter 48: Fang-Tastic Birthdays


August 27th, 2015

Dear MBAV Writers,

Is it your birthday? Do you want to do something spontaneous, and you need someone to help you through that? Do you need an awesome, super-duper, badass, and amazing spellmaster to bring magic to the party, or just show up for the effect in general?

Well! You came to the right spellmaster!

In order to have a magic worthy birthday, all you need to do is conjure up some unicorns, blow up things, and stand in front of it all, black sunglasses and all, and cross your arms like the badass you are. Oh! And have the Final Countdown playing in the background.

Take a picture of your unicorns, explosions, and your badass pose and send it as your invitation picture to invite people to ride unicorns and explode more things at your awesome birthday party. How amazing would that be, right?

I mean, that's how I spent my birthday, and everyone in the school came! So it has to work!

By the way, you have to have a spellmaster, or be a spellmaster yourself for this to work.

Unless you have pet unicorns and explosives at home. That should be okay too.

Enjoy,

Benny Weir


Dear MBAV Writers,

Ignore Benny, because all he said was false.

One, it was only Sarah, Rory, Ethan and I who went, and the only reason I went was because Sarah wouldn't come with me for blood hunts if I didn't, and I don't want to go with Rory, or any other snobby vampire who'll judge me and my blood choices.

Second of all, it didn't work, because Benny's birthday was ruined with mutant seven armed, evil unicorns, and we nearly exploded the whole neighbourhood.

And that was just trying to take a picture.

I say, for the best birthday party ever, why don't you invite a bunch of warm-blooded people, a lot of music, and a lot of alcoholic drinks, so those unlucky bastards will be drunk and not know what's happening at all.

Then invite a sober and hungry me.

Wink,

Erica Jones xx


Dear MBAV Writers,

Unless you want all your guests to be drained of their blood, Erica's idea is not the best one.

But! You know what's a good party? A nice, regular, human one.

Perhaps do an arts and crafts birthday? How about an animal birthday? Oh! You should have a musical Broadway themed party, where all your guests have to dress up as Broadway characters from different musicals! I'd either go as Glinda from Wicked, or Christine from Phantom Of The Opera...

But hey! Wouldn't that sound like a lot of fun?

That's what I thought,

Sarah Fox


Dear MBAV Writers,

Yeah. That'd be the perfect birthday.

If you were a five year old!

Why not have a super duper superhero birthday! I had that for my sixteenth birthday, and it was a blast! We went to a skydiving place, and all my friends did the impossible by going into a wind tunnel and flying up to the ceiling!

I insisted I wear my RV superhero costume. They told me we have to wear a helmet, but hey; Superman didn't wear a helmet.

I don't remember much from that birthday party,

Rory Keaner


Dear MBAV Writers,

Rory doesn't know it, but he actually bumped his head on the ceiling because he didn't wear a helmet and he was too busy trying to show off his "muscles" to Erica, and then flew into the ceiling and got a concussion.

Y'know, I'm pretty sure that adds to Rory's...you know, I'm not gonna finish that sentence.

But hey; you can do whatever you want for your birthday!

Unless of course, it's to invite a new student to your party, who happened to be an evil vampire, who also happened to manipulate you to become an evil psycho and attack your friends on your own birthday.

I don't remember much from that birthday party,

Ethan Morgan


Dear MBAV Writers,

Nevertheless, have a fang-tastic birthday!

Benny: Don't get blown up and ride 'em unicorns!

Erica: All those warm-blooded guests *licks lips*

Sarah: We can be Maria from Sound Of Music!

Rory: Superheros skydiving is really fun

Ethan: And be wary of who you invite to your party.

ENJOY, AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Yours truly,

Erica, Benny, Sarah, Ethan and Rory :)


A/N- I hope you liked that one! Especially you, Mbavrocks12! Hope it's really funny (and don't forget to watch the 'danisnotonfire happy birthday' video! That one's for you :)

Anyway, drop a review, and thanks for reading once again, my TOBN...vampires. *shrug* I was trying to attempt Phil's little intro whenever he says "Hello Dan and Phil -insert really cool name here-"

Yeah, it's not working.

Watch 'danisnotonfire' and 'AmazingPhil' on Youtube, and thanks for reading!

In Fangs, We Trust