DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN OURAN IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM

"Good morning Mr. Gei, good morning Mr. Kachuu," said Haruhi as she walked into the court room.

"Good morning Miss Fujioka," said the two men.

"Are you ready for this?" asked Haruhi.

"As ready as we're ever going to be," said Toyo.

"May I just say you look absolutely gorgeous in that outfit!" said Junpei.

"Well thank you," said Haruhi, "There's at least two or more men who would believe you."

"Oh really, what are they like?" asked Junpei.

"Junpei!" said Toya.

"Just wondering," said Junpei.

"Did I mention they're all straight?" asked Haruhi.

"No you did not, but thank you for that," said Toyo.

"Oh you are too uptight," said Junpei.

Haruhi smiled at the two of them. They certainly acted like a normal couple.

As they neared the court room they all stopped when they saw Miya walking towards them. She stopped when she saw them as well.

"Mr. Gei, Mr. Kachuu, pleas go on in, I'll be there in a minute," said Haruhi.

"Of course madam," said the two men as they hurried into the courtroom.

Haruhi was doing her best not to shoot Miya a dirty look as they continued to stare at each other.

"So where's your client?" she asked finally.

"Oh she's on her way, I'm sure. By the end of the day Kazuko Bouyuu will be going home with a proper family!"

"Ms. Kuuso's married?" asked Haruhi.

"Well no," said Miya.

"Hmm, so you want to take a girl away from a family with two parents and give her to someone that's single?" asked Haruhi.

"At least this single woman knows the difference of right and wrong," said Miya.

"Right and wrong huh?" said Haruhi, "Then what category does not allowing your husband to take that job fall into?"

"Right of course," said Miya, "How could he honestly work for someone like you and your partners? I'm still mortified that he went and allowed my son to play with your children!"

"What's wrong with my children?" said Haruhi.

"Seeing as how they're yours, everything!" said Miya.

"Hmm, you're too kind," said Haruhi as both walked into the court room.

"Everything all right Miss Fujioka?" asked Toya as she came next to them.

"Yes everything's fine," said Haruhi.

"All rise," said the bailiff, "The Honorable Judge Yurui presiding."

"Please be seated," said the judge as he sat down, "The next case is Gei vs. Kuuso for custody of Kazuko Bouyuu. I'd like to start out by saying I am not here to judge who is right sleeping with whom. I am only interested in judging who is best suited to take care of this little girl. With that in mind we can, uh Mrs. Reihou, where is your client?"

"Uh well, I don't' know," said Miya.

"Well she did know what time this was suppose to start?" asked the Judge.

"Yes, I'm sure she's on her way and I'm sure she has a logical reason as to why she's late," said Miya.

"Very well we'll wait," said the judge.

"Is she always like this?" asked Haruhi.

"I couldn't say really. I don't really know the woman," said Toyo.

"All right then," said Haruhi.


"Mrs. Reihou, it's been an hour and your client is still not here," said the judge after a while.

"I'm sorry your honor, but I know she's on her way," said Miya.

"Your honor, this is ridicules," said Haruhi, "How can we trust a woman who this irresponsible with a child?"

"She's coming and she'll have a logical explanation I'm sure!" said Miya.

"I hope she does," said the judge. "In the mean time, Ms. Fujioka, have you your opening arguments?"

"I do your honor," said Haruhi as she stood up, "I would like you to take a look at this, the last will and testimony of Rin Bouyuu and his wife, Masumi. You will see that it clearly states that in the wake of their deaths Mr. Toyo Gei would be granted custody of their daughter Kazuko, whom I might also like is also the biological father of the girl. He willingly donated his sperm to the Bouyuus to help them have child. I would also like to point out that the child has known this man her entire life and has been like an uncle to her. Even now he has stepped up to be a good father to her and takes care of her. She lives in a good home she knows and recognizes really well. Plus both Mr. Gei and his partner Mr. Kachuu both have fairly good paying jobs and can support the child, even without the help from the money her parents left her. To take the child from such a loving family would be too hard on the child who all ready is going though so much with the loss of her parents."

"Your honor, these are real compelling arguments, but lets be honest there's no real solid way they can raise this girl properly. Her growing up with them will just confuse her about what is wrong and right in the world. No child can grow up right being raised by sissy men like them," said Miya.

"That's not true at all!" said Haruhi.

"I have the medical report right here," said Miya handing it up to the judge.

"Your honor it can't be true in any sense. For you see not only do I have reports here that claim same sex couples have raised kids who have turn out fine here, in England, and in America. And if that wasn't enough to convince you otherwise then I would just suggest you look at me your honor for you see I was raised by a transvestite who was bisexual," said Haruhi boldly.

"Oh my," said Junpei.

"I know first hand that being raised by a man who is similar in nature to these two has nothing to do with how the child turns out," said Haruhi.

"Oh how sweet!" said Junpei as he started to cry.

Everyone looked over at him.

"Your honor, is this the kind of person we really want to leave the child with?" asked Miya.

Just then the doors to the courtroom burst opened.

"Oh my god," said a woman walking into the room. She was wearing netting pantyhose, a black leather mini skirt, a skank black tank-top, and a gene jacket that was drooped over her shoulders, and a pair of black sunglasses. She accompanied by a man who was wearing clothes in a similar fashion.

"I am so wasted," said the woman as she came and sat down.

"Ms. Kuuso, you aren't drunk are you?" asked the judge.

"No I'm hung over, there is a difference you know," said Midori putting her feet up on the table.

"You do realize you're late right?" said the judge.

"Yeah so?" said Midori.

"Well for one thing it shows a lack of respect and it makes me question whither or not you are the best choice to be taking care of the child," said the judge.

"Whatever," said Midori, "At least I'm not stupid enough to want fuck someone of my own gender."

"Yeah we do that well enough with each other," said the man with her.

"Oh shut-up Hachi," said Midori.

"I'm Taichi," said the guy, "You dumped his two days ago remember?"

"Apparently not," said Midori.

"Your honor, is this really the kind of woman we would want hand responsibility of a child over to?" said Haruhi.

"Your honor, I'm sure she has a reason about why she's hung-over and late. She's a good woman who as she pointed out straight," said Miya.

"Your honor, being straight isn't everything," said Haruhi, "The little girl in question has never been to her house before or knows where it is!"

"That's because I don't have one at the moment," said Midori.

Everyone looked at her.

"You don't have a residents right now Ms. Kuuso?" asked the judge.

"No, I got kicked out of my apartment three weeks ago," said Midori.

"Wasn't that the same time you came to Mr. Gei saying you want to fight him for custody?" asked Haruhi looking over her report.

"Yeah so?" asked Midori.

"Where were you planning on keeping living with the kid then?" asked Haruhi.

"I don't know, I just thought I get her away from the fagots," said Midori.

"A noble act to be sure," said Miya.

The judge banged his gavel.

"Ms. Kuuso, you will not be using that word in my court room," said the judge.

"Why not, that's what they are fagots," said Midori looking over at them, "Aren't you stupid ugly fagots?"

Junpei started to cry at the harsh words.

"Oh great now one of the sissy fagots is crying," said Midori.

"Ms. Kuuso!" said the judge banging his gavel again, "I will not say this again. That word will not be used in my courtroom!"

"You're full of shit you know that judge," said Midori. The judge banged his gavel again.

"Mrs. Reihou, will you please do something about your client and having her show some respect!" he said mad.

"I will your honor. May I ask for a quick recess to help her collect herself? I'm sure once you see what she's really like you'll see she's better suited to raise the child," said Miya.

"Yes, and when we come back, she had better be showing a lot more respect!" said the judge.

Haruhi watched as Miya walked out of the courtroom with Midori and her apparent new boyfriend. She quckily followed after them.

"…just take her to the bathroom and help her to look better," she heard Miya say as she neared them.

"Fine, let's go," said the boyfriend leading Midori away.

"What the hell are you thinking?" asked Haruhi walking up to her.

"What?" asked Miya.

"This woman is by no means fit the take care of a child. She doesn't even have a home to take the kid to!" said Haruhi.

"Oh what do you know, at least she knows not to sleep with more then one man at one time," said Miya.

"I'm not so sure about that," said Haruhi.

"And she also knows about how wrong it is to sleep with someone of the same sex! She's way better for this girl then those two are," said Miya.

"Oh really," said Haruhi, "If it was a straight couple she was trying to take the girl away from would you be so willing to help her?"

Miya was quite for a moment.

"Looks she obviously cares about this kid's wellbeing, otherwise what other reason would she want to get custody of her?" she finally said.

"And these guys care about her too," said Haruhi.

"But don't they realize that some point she'll need something of a mother?" asked Miya.

"Will anymore then when if she were to live with your client who's not even married! At some point won't she need a father figure?" said Haruhi.

"She has a good boyfriend right now doesn't she?" said Miya.

"She can't even remember his name!" said Haruhi.

"Look I stand by my principles and I say that this woman is the far better choice by a long shot!" said Miya.

"How much longer do you think we have to go through all of this?" they both heard Midori say. They both followed the sound of her voice to where she and her boyfriend were off by themselves talking, "I just want to get the brat's money and get out of here."