And now here's a Loud House version of the episode: Mermaidman and Barnacleboy 3


The new adventures of Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack! We see Royal Woods noblest, boldest, oldest superheroes as they bravely prepare for vacation.

Ace Savvy and Jack are seen packing their suitcases.

Fold!

Pack!

But wait! While our heroes relax at Leisure Island, who will watch their secret liar?


Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack are standing in front of the entrance. Jack opens it.

"White haired man!" Lincoln comes in.

"Four eyed boy!" Clyde comes in.

"And Leni!" Leni comes in.

"Reporting for duty!" The three kids said in unison.

"Wait, who's that?" Jack asked, pointing at Leni.

"This is my older sister Leni." Lincoln said. "She wanted to tag along and meet you guys in person."

"Hi." She said.

"Yeah, hi." Jack said. "Ok, follow me."

"Up, up, and away!" The kids followed Jack. Ace has fallen asleep but then woke up.

"Evil!"

One Eyed Jack is giving the kids instructions. "Now I want you kids to keep an eye on the place. Water the plants and-"

"Oh my gosh guys!" Lincoln and the kids saw a wall filled with superhero gadgets. "This is the greatest wall of superhero gadgetry ever! I'm gonna play with the cosmic ray!"

"I get the Savvy glove!"

Lincoln and Clyde rush to the wall but Ace Savvy stops them. "Hold on there boys! You cannot play with this stuff!"

"What about the globe of dizziness?" Lincoln spun a globe and he immediately got dizzy. Ace stopped it.

"Oh no. Prolonged exposure to the globe of dizziness will make you...dizzy."

"What about the invisible convertible?" Clyde said, touching the invisible vehicle.

"Ooh, an invisible convertible?" Leni said amazed. "Where?"

"Especially not the invisible convertible!" One Eyed Jack warned. "When we say don't touch anything, we mean don't touch anything! Do you understand?"

"Loud and clear trusty sidekick companion!" Lincoln, Leni, and Clyde said.

"Great. Here are the keys." Jack handed Lincoln the keys and then headed out the front door with suitcases. "We'll see you in a week."

Ace Savvy followed him, carrying a suitcase too. "Up, up, and away!"

"Come on guys, while our heroes are away, we will keep evil out of the way!" Lincoln ordered and went off. Clyde and Leni followed. Then Clyde saw something that terrified him.

"Mi...Mi...Mi...Mi...Mi...Mi...Mi-"

Lincoln and Leni noticed how Clyde was acting.

"What's wrong buddy?"

"Mi...Mi...Mi...Mi...Mi." Clyde continued.

Lincoln and Leni saw what Clyde was looking at, which made Lincoln terrified as well.

"Mi...Mi...Mi...Mi...Mi…" Lincoln and Clyde stuttered. "Mi...Mi...Mi...Mi...Mi! Miss Red Diamond!"

There was a lady frozen in a block of something. She looked villainous and looked like an older Lola. She was wearing a black diamond mask, dressed in a white suit, black gloves, and black boots. Lincoln and Clyde hid and Leni looked at the frozen female.

"Uh, guys? Who is this Red Diamond lady?"

"She's one of Ace Savvy's rivals!" Lincoln explained. The three kids then noticed she wasn't moving.

"Like, why is she not chasing us?" Leni wondered.

"Looks like she's frozen or something." Lincoln witnessed.

"Fro...fro...fro...fro...fro.." Clyde stuttered.

Lincoln felt the frozen substance. "Hmm, it appears to be some kind of frozen prison chamber-" He licked it. "-made out of frozen strawberry yogurt."

He climbed on the frozen chamber. "This is incredible! Next to the Talking Trash Eater, the evil Red Diamond is the all time greatest arch nemesis of Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack! I have so many questions to ask her!"

Then the frozen yogurt began to melt. It's shown that Leni pulled a lever down to UNFREEZE. Lincoln came down.

"Leni, what are you doing? We're not supposed to touch anything!"

"But you said you had a question."

"We could get in trouble."

While the two siblings were arguing, the lady villain's head was now unfrozen. But Lincoln put the lever back to FREEZE.

"Uh, Guys?" Clyde said worried.

"I'm free!" Red Diamond laughed evilly.

"Actually Miss Red Diamond, only your head is free." Lincoln pointed out.

"I, the supreme authority of wickedness, I, the evil Red Diamond, command you to release me from this frozen prison at once!"

"Well, uh, Miss evil Red Diamond ma'am, we can't do that."

"Why NOT?!"

"Because you're evil!"

"You mean if I was good you'd let me go?"

"Sure, why not?"

"Well, in the case, I am good."

"Really?" Leni said.

"Yes, really."

"Really, really?"

"Yes, Yes, really, really."

"Really, really, really?"

"Yes, yes already. I'm good! I'm good! Now let me outta here or you'll suffer dire consequences!"

"Eh, good enough for me." Lincoln said. He unfroze the villain. She jumped down.

"You fools prepare to be destroyed!" She leapt at the kids but luckily Lincoln was able to stop her with this remote. She fell down scratching herself.

"What's wrong with me? What sort of torture is this?!"

"Don't play dumb, Red Diamond." Lincoln said. "You know this is the itchy remote that Ace Savvy used on you in episode 17!"

The Itchy remote, as seen in episode #17!

"Oh, I love that episode." Clyde said.

"Me too." Lincoln said. "It's a classic."

"I'll never get out of here with that remote in his hand!" Red Diamond said to herself. "I need an evil plan that will trick them into handing it over." She scratches herself again. "Time for those acting lessons to pay off."

Lincoln was chatting with Clyde. "Remember that part when Ace Savvy and One Eyed-"

Red Diamond pretends to cry. "Oh boo hoo! Oh sob! Oh cry!" She looked and noticed the kids watching her. "Oh woe is me! You don't know what it's like to be evil for so long! Oh how I wish to be good! If only some kind heroes would show me the path to decency."

The three kids gasped happily.

"We could totes teach you how to be good!" Leni said. "And then we'll let you go!"

"Oh, that would be fantastic!" Red Diamond said before turning around to talk quietly to herself. "I'll fake my way through this just like I did in high school."


Now Miss Red Diamond was seated at a desk as the kids were ready to teach her how to be good.

"Ok Red Diamond, are you ready for your first day at goodness school?" Lincoln asked.

Red Diamond put an apple on her desk.

"Leni, get your wallet out." Lincoln said.

Leni got out her wallet.

"Ok, goodness lesson number one. You see someone drop their wallet...Leni, drop the wallet."

She drops it.

"Now what would you do?"

Red Diamond tried to give back Leni's wallet. "Excuse me ma'am, but I believed you dropped your wallet."

"It doesn't look familiar to me." Leni said.

"What? I just saw you drop it. Here."

"Nope. It's not mine."

"Yes it is. I'm trying to be a good person and return it to you."

"Return what to who?"

Red Diamond slapped her forehead in frustration. She took out Leni's ID card and showed it to her.

"Aren't you Leni Loud?"

"Yep."

"And this is your ID."

"Yep."

"I found your ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet."

"Makes sense to me."

"Then take it."

"It's not my wallet."

Red Diamond became angry. "You dumb blonde, take back your wallet or I'll rip your arms off!"

Lincoln pressed the button on the itchy remote and Red Diamond fell down scratching. "Wrong! Good people don't rip other people's arms off!"

"Make the itching stop!" Red Diamond cried.

"Let's start the next lesson." Clyde suggested.


"Ok, goodness lesson number two." Lincoln said. "You see someone struggling with a heavy package. What do you do?"

Leni struggles to carry a heavy package as she she walks over to Red Diamond.

"Hello friend, I noticed you struggling with that package. Would you like some hel-"

Leni accidentally drops the package on the lady's foot.

"Ow!"

"Sorry. Can I start over?" Leni picks the package back up.

"Hi. Can I help you-"

Leni drops the package on her foot again.

"Ow!"

"Oops, gotta start again.

Leni picked the package back up again and dropped it on the lady's foot again.

"Agh!"

"Oops."

"You butterfingered bimbo! What's in the box anyway?"

"My wallets."

Red Diamond growled in anger and picked up Leni by the hair.

"Ahh! Lincoln! Make her itchy!"

Red Diamond slammed Leni around on the floor. Lincoln pressed the button on the remote, making her itchy.

"I'm itchy but it's worth it!" The villain continued to slam Leni around.


Leni is now injured, wearing body casts and sitting in a wheelchair as she glared at Miss Red Diamond.

"Alright, goodness lesson number three." Lincoln tried to think of one but Leni took the remote from him.

"I've got one." She said bitterly. "I'm thinking off my favorite color. What is it?"

Red Diamond guessed. "Uh...turquoise?"

"Wrong! It was zebra!" Leni pressed the button on the remote, making the villain itchy.

"Hey Leni, that has nothing to do with being good." Lincoln said and he grabbed the remote.

"Let go of it Lincoln!" Leni tugged back.

"We can only use it when she's being bad!" Lincoln tugged back.

"Careful guys!" Clyde warned.

Red Diamond was still scratching as the siblings were fighting over the remote.

"Let go!" They broke the remote. Red Diamond was now itching madly.

"Frequency rising! Itchiness out of control!" The villain cried in agony. "You're itching my DNA! Make it stop! Please!"

The kids watched.

"Did you hear that guys?" Lincoln said. "She said the p word."

"Peanuts?" Leni said.

"No, please."

"Well, that's good enough for me. I guess she's reconstituted."

"Rehabilitated." Lincoln corrected.

"Gesundheit."

"Oh, I know how to stop the itching." Clyde said and pulled out a bottle of anti itching powder. "Anti itching powder."

"Why do you even have that?" Lincoln questioned.

"I fell into some poison ivy earlier today." He walked over to Red Diamond. "It's graduation day, Red Diamond. Take this anti itching powder to soothe the itching."

Red Diamond took it. "Oh, thank you."

She poured it all over herself, got up and laughed evilly.

"Just at her guys." Leni said. "The picture of goodness."

Red Diamond dashed over to the wall filled with weapons. She took a powered glove.

"Uh, were not supposed to touch that stuff." Lincoln said.

She put the glove on.

"We're not supposed to touch that either."

She got another weapon and attached it to the glove.

"We are really not supposed to touch that."

She aimed the weapons at them.

"Good people have no use for weaponry such as-"

She zapped them. "The only thing I'm good at is being evil. So long suckers."

She escaped from the liar. The three kids were left burnt and blackened.

"I smell bacon." Leni said.

"That's the smell of defeat Leni." Lincoln said.

"Actually, I think it's our skin." Clyde said.

"Forget about that Clyde. Miss Red Diamond is still bad and someone has to stop her! This is a job for Ace Savvy!"

"And One Eyed Jack!" Clyde said.

"And The Eleven Of Hearts!" Leni said.

The kids ran over to the poles and slid down. They got into their superhero costumes.

"To the invisible convertible!" Lincoln ordered. They landed in the convertible. "Oh wait, maybe you should drive it Leni, since you're the oldest."

Leni got in the driver's seat.

"But Lincoln, I don't have a license, remember?"

"Well, this is an invisible convertible, right?" Clyde said. "So you need an invisible license."

Clyde took one out and gave it to Leni.

"You're the best sidekick ever, One Eyed Jack." Lincoln said.

Leni started the vehicle and drove off. She drove through the wall and crashed into a street light.

"Thank goodness for invisible seatbelts." Clyde said.

Red Diamond walked by. "Out of my way fools. You no longer have control over me." She looked over to the town. "And now this town belongs to Red Diamond!"

"Not so fast arch villain!" Lincoln and his super pals standing behind Red Diamond. "We still have the glove of dizziness! Take this!"

Leni held up the globe and Lincoln spun it, but in doing so the kids got dizzy instead.

"Well, that was easy." Red Diamond went off to the bank. She burst through the doors. "Alright people, everybody stand right where you are! I want you to-"

Suddenly, she felt itchy again and started scratching. The people looked confused and began giggling.

"No! Stop giggling or I'll have to-" She scratched again and the citizens laughed once again.

"Stop laughing you fools!" Red Diamond approached the bank manager.

"What can I do for you ma'am?" He asked.

"I'll tell what you can do! Give me all of your-" She started scratching again. "Give me all your-" She scratched again. "Give me-" She fell to the floor scratching as she was so itchy. "Agh! I used the anti itching powder but I still feel the itchiness! The urge to do bad is gone!" She got up and faced the manager. "I guess I'll just open a checking account."


The three kids were still dizzy from the spinning globe. Miss Red Diamond showed up and turned it off. Lincoln and Clyde realized this.

"Red Diamond?"

"No need to be alarmed you guys." She said. "Your teachings have transformed me. Besides, I have checks with cute little puppies on them."

She showed them the check with pictures of puppies. She took of her diamond mask and handed it to Lincoln.

"I won't be needing this anymore. Farewell do gooders."

The boys waved goodbye as she left. "Bye Miss Red Diamond!"

"Huh, she kinda looked like an older Lola." Clyde stated.

"Yep." Lincoln said. "But we did it Clyde! We saved the day! Just like the real Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack! Isn't it amazing Leni? Leni?"

The boys saw that Leni was dizzy, even though the globe wasn't spinning anymore.

"Leni? You know that thing has stopped, right?"

Leni was still dizzy.

"Leni? Snap out of it, Leni."