Dear FanFiction,
All right. Who came up with this ship?! Because I swear to God, if I ever meet them, I will... Uh... I don't know, actually. But it won't be anything good, and that's a promise!
Huh? I dressed as him? In the Christmas special?
...Uh... I didn't actually want to! It was the costume designer's idea! I AM NOT A JOHNLOCK SHIPPER!
-Eleven
Eleven's becoming a fanboy. But admit to it, my friends. Every cat, woman, man, and dog on Earth and even those noseless dogs in Barcelona are Johnlock shippers.
...K... gonna pretend that previous author's note never happened... and say...
R&R!
